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"Good cycle Humans! As you may have noticed, you are alive! We have temporarily overlaid your planet with an atomic dampening field, preventing your nuclear attacks against yourselves from detonating. Though some of your leaders may find this disheartening, pay them no mind, as they are no longer your leaders. Pursuant to intergalactic code, your aborted attempt at self-annihilation removes from you any and all protections for self-determination. For our intergalactic listeners, that means that any speculative sector bonds you may have purchased in the system have matured! Congratulations! Any humans remaining on the planet within 60 of your Earth days will be considered trespassing and will be removed. Thank you for your very entertaining and profitable choices! Farewell."