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We talk about our favorite novels [CAN SOMEBODY SHUT THIS FUCKER UP!!!??]

  ''Hey, White what's your favorite novel?''

  [Go away Red...]

  ''Not unless you tell me!''

  [GO AWAY RED!!!]

  ''You'll have to tell me first''

  [I HAVE NOT SLEPT ALL FUCKING DAY AND WHEN I ALMOST FALL ASLEEP YOU FUCKING COME IN AND ASK ME WHAT MY FAVORITE NOVEL IS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT RED!? FUCK YOU!!!]

  ''Jesus christ White...I didn't know''

  [I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE RED!! NOW LET ME GET BACK TO SLEEP!!!]

  ''Oh...okay''

  [Fucking finally]

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  ---SIX HOURS LATER---

  ''WAKE UP!!!''

  [AAAAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!]

  ''Now tell me what your favorite novel is!''

  [FUCK OFF!]

  ''Tell me your favorite novel....oh I know, you want me to tell you first well it's D*mensional S*vereign''

  [Just go away and let me go back to sleep....I have an important deadline in five hours....wait what time is it?]

  ''Oh it's 12:46 AM....''

  [FUCK I MISSED THE DEADLINE!!!.....now I have to make an extra chapter to make it up to the readers...]

  ''Why can't you not do that?''

  [BECAUSE I'LL FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!]

  ''Jesus man........can you just tell me what your favorite novel is....then I'll leave...''

  [OKAY FINE IT'S T*TE NO Y*USHA!]

  ''Oh, I've never heard of that one...can you tell me about it?''

  [FUCK OFF!!!]

  White gets out of bed and throws the thing that was closest to him at Red.....it was a mug.

  *SMASH*

  ''OW!!!''

  [GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!]

  *SMASH*

  ''AAAAAAAAH''

  *SMASH*

  ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!''

  Red ran away.

  [Finally....now to write a new chapter]

  White got out of bed and....stepped on some broken glass and fell down....hitting his computer which then resulted in it smashing....on his arm.

  [FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! AH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!!!!]

  (THE END)

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