''Hey, White what's your favorite animal?''

  [Go away Red I'm trying to do something...]

  ''Oh come on...tell me''

  [No! now go away]

  ''I'll make you tell me!''

  [I'll make you leave me alone]

  ''How will you do that?!''

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  [Zombie science team!]

  ''AAAAAAAH!!!''

  Red runs away.

  [Fucking idiot...]

  Red runs back in.

  ''Tell....me....your.....favorite....animal....''

  [Go away]

  ''Mine's a Llama''

  [I don't care, now go away]

  ''Not until you tell me your favorite animal!''

  [Okay fine it's a......what's that behind you!?]

  There is a strange animal behind Red.

  ''....It's a Llama...''

  [Why is there a Llama in our house?]

  ''Because.....it's your birthday?''

  [That was two months ago...]

  ''No...it....wait..''

  [Go away.]

  ''Only if you tell me.''

  [Wolverine...]

  ''Good :D''

  [....Why?]

  ''So I know what to get you on your birthday''

  [HEY WAIT!!!]

  Red ran off to get White a pet wolverine......he couldn't find one.

  [God damn....he doesn't even remember my birthday at all.....AND HE LEFT THE LLAMA!!!]

  (The End)