lacey-books

So, which one you think is cooler? Dragons or Hydras? Now you''''ve probably said Dragons and you would be fucking wrong you piece of shit!!!! Why you ask? Well I''''ll tell you why! First off, you know how everyone says that dragons are smart and cunning well I''''m that x10 just think about it I have 10 brains. They say dragons have a strong vitality pfft! It takes them hours to regenerate for what it takes us seconds to do, who spread the bullshit!! Lastly we can shape shift just like a dragon and we can use magic if not better. So, tell me why the fuck are dragons considered better if they are WORSE!?!?!?!!