Harmonious Society

  A man and a woman, four eyes met, suddenly there was an inexplicable awkwardness, and in an instant, the romance that had just been brewing cooled down by more than half.

  "Hey, Ling'er, can you see any difference between my face now and earlier?"

  Zhao Ling'er's big eyes blinked twice, and then nodded: "It is a bit different, the face is smaller than before, the eyes are bigger than before, but I know it's you."

  "Do you want to continue our... nuptial chamber, or have some supper and take a bath?" Fang Xian asked tentatively.

  "...I'll...listen to you." Ling'er's face turned red again as she lowered her head, and by now the collar of her clothes was already open halfway, revealing her snow-white skin that made one's mouth water.

  This situation made Fang Xian immediately regain his previous state.

  "Ling'er..."

  "Fourth brother......oh no, Idle brother..."

  The dormant masculine instincts have never been mobilized so thoroughly.

  So-called seductresses are nothing more than this; they can turn men into beasts.

  Like a fierce tiger pouncing on a starving wolf catching a rabbit, Fang Xian pounced on Ling Er's body, tore open her blue shirt, and began to sweep his hands recklessly.

  "Ah......" Ling'er let out a soft moan, covering her chest with a mixture of shyness and teasing, "You're so bad."

  This sentence will absolutely make men worse, especially when it comes from a beauty's mouth.

  Fang Xian felt at this moment that his strength was infinite, and with a light and easy movement, he tore off the blue shirt on Ling Er's body.

  A pink belly band covered Ling'er's critical area, and this attempt to cover up only further ignited Fang Xian's beastly nature. He seemed to have sensed the pair of perfectly sized, lively, and soft objects wrapped inside.

  "It's too bright... I'm shy..." Ling'er's face had already turned red all the way down to her neck.

  "The bridal chamber's candlelight, how can it be good without the candle's glow?" Fang Xian's muscles were taut, the game character's physique had subtly changed him, even if he still couldn't beat the small grass monster here, but doing other things would still be very powerful.

  Rip... whoosh... hehehe... ah... en... hehehe... whoosh whoosh...

  ……

  In the business suite next door, there was also a man and a woman, but they were not in bed, rather sitting on the sofa in the living room of the suite talking.

  The woman looked disgusted: "Isn't this a business suite? Doesn't it have any soundproofing at all?"

  "Darn it, what kind of flesh trade is this? I've got to go check out the neighbors tomorrow morning."

  The woman helplessly said: "It's better if you don't get involved."

  The man was intoxicated: "I have to say, this girl's voice is really nice."

  Half an hour later...

  "Damn it! Is that all?!"

  The woman couldn't bear it anymore: "It's impossible to talk about this any further, I'm going to go knock on the door and remind them."

  The man stopped him: "Don't speak, it's unclear which leader is on this road."

  "Believe me, the leader's physical strength isn't that good, this man is absolutely under thirty years old."

  The man nodded in agreement: "Let's not go then, it might be some second-generation rich kid or something. Let's wait until they're done and talk about it later."

  Half an hour later...

  "Let's go to the coffee shop in our hotel."

  Girl: "No, I don't want people to see our meeting."

  Half an hour later...

  "What the f**k? Are Japanese people making a movie?"

  "I want to complain about the soundproofing of Hilton Hotel."

  Another half hour later, the sound finally stopped.

  Ling'er nestles in Fang Xian's arms, with all sorts of indescribable sweetness.

  Leisurely smoking a small cigarette, savoring this small wine, holding the beautiful woman, his expression reveals four words - what more could one ask for!

  "Brother Fang, will you be good to me......" Ling'er's ear was pressed against Fang Xian's left chest, and she asked in a soft voice.

  "Want to try again?"

  "It hurts when you hate..."

  "Oh, right, you're a first-timer, take a break." Fang Xian stroked Ling'er's long hair, his face filled with satisfaction, and his eyes inadvertently swept to the bed where a red stain was visible. "First time...first time..."

  "First time!" Fang Xian suddenly had an idea and picked up a small booklet from his bedside - "Compensation Price List for Items".

  All hotels have this, if you damage anything in the room, you will be charged according to the price listed here.

  "Bed sheet —— 1200 yuan."

  "Mattress —— 5,500 yuan."

  "Quilt - 1500 yuan."

  “……”

  Once blood gets on fabric and stays there for a while, it's impossible to wash off.

  ……

  Zhao Ling'er sat naked on the sofa, her big eyes wide open as she asked: "Xian Gege, what are you doing?"

  "Wash the sheets!" Fang Xian was drenched in sweat, squatting in the bathtub scrubbing the sheets. "Intelligence, intelligence, when the lower body is in charge, it really does make one's IQ drop."

  Ling'er's face turned red upon hearing this, in her logic, washing bed sheets was something that should be done by a servant or someone of lower status, but the stains on them were her own menstrual blood, and it would be embarrassing to have others handle such things.

  "Hey brother, no need to rush like this, can't it wait till tomorrow morning?"

  He wiped away his sweat and smiled bitterly: "The blood had already coagulated, it's hard to wash off. Besides, the maid will come to clean the room in the morning, I don't want her to see it either."

  "Waiter?"

  "...Well, you can think of her as a waitress at an inn."

  "Oh... Are we staying at an inn?"

  "That's right, a very expensive inn... If I can't get these sheets and quilts clean, I'll probably have to pay for them... around 3,000 wen!"

  (I don't understand the exchange rate of Southern Song Dynasty, can someone kindly provide the currency system and conversion relationship at that time? Here I'll temporarily assume 1:1.)

  Zhao Ling'er apparently had no concept of money, and even when converted to "wen" she still didn't react. However, seeing Fang Xian washing himself was too tiring, so she also came over to help.

  "You rest, I'll do it myself." Fang Xian lifted Ling'er's two long braids, "Your hair is long, it would get dirty coming in."

  Ling'er pinned up her long hair and gently pushed Fang Xian: "Nothing, I'll do it, you rest. What kind of reason is there for... a husband to work..."

  "Nowadays, women have completely suppressed men in family life."

  "I don't care... you go rest, I've washed it, just help me hang it up." Ling'er pretended to be angry.

  "What more could I ask for!" Fang Xian kissed Ling'er's forehead again, thinking to himself that if it were Lin Yue Ru in front of him... Never mind, don't think about it.

  The two of them worked together and didn't take much time to wash away the bloodstains. After all, it was fresh blood, not that difficult to scrub off.

  Fang Xian pulled out a few chairs and draped the bed sheets and covers over them. He looked up at the clock, it wasn't even one o'clock yet.

  "Is that so......" He muttered to himself, secretly delighted.

  This time, the game started at around 12:30. Based on his feeling, he probably spent 2-3 hours in the game, but in reality, less than half an hour had passed. This was undoubtedly good news.

  "What's wrong?"

  "This process is a bit complicated to explain, anyway the bed sheet is gone now, let's go out and find something to eat."

  "Others have gone out to play!" As soon as she heard the sound of eating, Ling'er immediately jumped and ran to the bedside, starting to put on her clothes.

  "This..." Fang Xian suddenly remembered that Ling'er was wearing ancient heroic maiden attire, and the two big braids were extremely ostentatious. Going out like this would inevitably be a bit troublesome. "Ling'er, later when we go out, you speak less, listen to my arrangements."

  "Great!" Ling'er sat in front of the mirror combing her hair excitedly. "By the way, Idle Brother, where is this place?"

  "Let me think... Is it called Jing City?"

  "Is this Beijing? I want to go to West Lake!"

  "......What's going on here......" Fang Xian was stunned for a moment, then reacted and realized that the background setting of The Legend of Sword and Fairy 1 was in Southern Song Dynasty, where the capital city was Lin'an (now Hangzhou), no wonder Zhao Ling'er wanted to go to West Lake.

  After some deliberation, he inferred a relatively correct answer.

  "It should be Yanjing!"

  "Yanjing? Is this within the borders of Liao?"

  "You're thinking too much, now is a harmonious society, 56 ethnic groups are 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are one family."