Call me Idle Brother

  Grandma waved her hand in front of Fang Xian's face: "Fang Xian, what are you spacing out for?"

  "Oh... where were we just now?" Fang Xian had been scolding so seriously that he forgot what to say next.

  "You're afraid of the Black Miao people coming to the island, I said they wouldn't dare come to the island." Grandma sighed with a full face, thinking that such a ruthless person actually had a bad memory, it was really a pity.

  The blacks themselves don't dare and won't find people!

  But he thought for a moment that in the hearts of these white Miao people, perhaps only Zhang Si dared to row a boat. If they were allowed to react, he would probably really die here.

  The old man changed his persona to this extent, Fang Xian was convinced and could only adapt randomly, abandoning his original plan to save the crowd, shaking his head and saying:

  "Since you're not afraid of black people, I'll leave."

  "Halt!" Grandma blocked Fang Xian's path, "Although I admire your bravery in sailing at such a young age, letting you go back now would undoubtedly give the Black Miao people the opportunity to land on the island - I'm afraid, you'll have to live here from now on."

  “PAUSE！”

  Haha, got out of hand!!!

  "Damn it, this chick isn't stupid after all!!!"

  Nonsense, just made some minor changes in the part related to "water".

  "(#｀′)凸" = "I'm watching you"

  Stop talking nonsense or I'll let your grandma marry you.

  "You're cruel."

  Suspended.

  His expression remained unchanged, his heart calm, he said with a hint of sadness:

  "Grandma, you don't know this, but I have another thing to take care of on this trip to the island."

  "Oh?"

  "My friend Li Xunhuan's father, Li Xunhuan, his sister Li Dainiang was born with a strange illness, I came to ask for the magic pill."

  "Grandma shook her head and said: 'I can give you one elixir, but forgive me for offending you, I am determined not to let you go back. Taking the elixir is useless.'"

  Fang Xian swung his arm and said indignantly, "That's also good to get first, at least I helped Li Damao get the immortal pill, I want to do what I can, no regrets."

  "Indeed a noble person, valuing loyalty and honor!" After Grandma nodded solemnly, she instructed those around her, "Call Ling'er over, have her take charge of the Zi Jin Dan, and let her give one to this noble person."

  Fang Xian subconsciously interjected: "Zhao Ling'er is taking a bath outside, the second pool to the right."

  “……”

  “……”

  ……

  Man proposes, God disposes; it's better to keep one's mouth shut than to speak ill of others.

  "Did you say... she's taking a bath?" Grandma Tiger stared with her tiger eyes, staring straight at Fang Xian who was shocked.

  Fang Xian could only regret his loose tongue, but still had a glimmer of luck in his heart. He hastily rubbed his head and smiled foolishly, saying: "Haha, isn't it amazing? She actually dared to take a bath in the 'water'! What a remarkable person!"

  "Ask you, how did you know she was taking a bath?!" Grandma pointed at Fang Xian with her cane.

  "...I can explain."

  "Never mind the explanation." Grandma waved her arm, and the intimidating expression just now relaxed again, "Since you're definitely staying on the island, and have seen Ling'er's body..."

  "No, no, I don't want to get married for now..." Fang Xian waved his hands in a fluster.

  "Grandma angrily said: 'Why? What's wrong with our Ling'er that she's not good enough for you? A perfect match made in heaven!'"

  "It's like this, I quite like Lin Yu Ru."

  "Lin Yu Ru? From Yuhang Village?"

  "No, no, no, she's in Suzhou City, I'm going to find her."

  "Whether it's Suzhou or Yuhang, you can forget about it. Just be honest and live a simple life here."

  Just then, our heroine finally finished her bath and slowly emerged.

  To say that Lao Da Ye's makeup is a bit rough, but Zhao Ling Er's makeup is absolutely delicate enough, and the fairy is nothing compared to this.

  Willow-leaf eyebrows, big eyes, skin as white as jade with a hint of rosiness, face like peach and plum blossoms, crystal clear. A slender figure in a blue short shirt, a standard beauty with a petite bird-like figure, compared to the characters in the old version of the game, she is even more beautiful.

  Zhao Ling'er just stole a glance at Zhang Si, then blushed and lowered her head in silence, hiding behind her grandmother.

  Even if Fang Xian had seen countless beauties in the island country, he couldn't help but be enchanted by this woman who only existed in his fantasies. It wasn't lust that drove him, but rather the innate human love for beauty.

  "Haven't you had enough?" Grandma's cane waved in front of Fang Xian, half-angrily and half-laughing. "Don't worry, the wedding will be tonight, you have plenty of time."

  "Perhaps... next month will still be waiting for me."

  Alright, Fang Xian was shaken a bit, the nature of humans loving beauty is still for reproduction, sperm has gone to his brain, and the protagonist also couldn't escape vulgarity.

  "Forgot what month it was, huh." Grandma smiled wickedly and leaned in close to Fang Xian's ear, whispering, "Our Shuǐ Yuè Palace doesn't have any men, these girls are all at the age of marriage now. You're lucky, maybe you'll even get to take a few concubines in the future."

  Upon hearing this, Fang Xian fell into a state of intense mental struggle.

  Those who have played this game know that there are three female protagonists inside.

  Zhao Ling'er - Little bird relies on people, knows magic can warm bed.

  Lin Yue Ru —— a wild and unruly princess temperament, lively and lovely, with a strong S/M tendency, personally think that her essence is similar to the Princess Jian Ning in "The Deer and the Cauldron".

  Anu - a pretty good Miao girl, unfortunately she appeared too late, so people didn't have much impression.

  As for these three people, players have their own preferences, and there's no need to argue about who is good or bad. It's fine as long as you like them.

  Fang Xian gave up the task of Zhang Si's line for an important reason, which was to see Lin Yue Ru. If he had known that his grandmother was so brain-dead, he wouldn't have been a good person and would have rowed the boat to Suzhou himself. In order to leave a good first impression on Lin Yue Ru, he would rather give up Zhao Ling Er, otherwise it would be troublesome later.

  But now... this is another fairy tale storyline!

  Living a life of luxury in the Water Moon Palace with dozens of beautiful women including Zhao Ling'er!

  Unfortunately, Fang Xian only had one week's time.

  Is it worth going all out to see Lin Yue Ru or stay here and be a living god for a week?

  "Good fellow, your nose is bleeding." Grandma handed a handkerchief to Fang Xian.

  "Thanks, I'm thinking about it."

  "Take your time, you'll get married tonight." Grandma showed a knowing smile and turned to the two beauties, "Shuǐ Yuè, Tiān Lán, take Gāo back to his room to rest."

  Then Fang Xian was pulled into the bedroom by two beautiful and shy girls.

  Shuǐ Yuè: "At night when we get married, the newlyweds need to wear new clothes... but there's no man to serve us here, so would you mind taking off your clothes and letting my sisters wash them?"

  "It's all right." Fang Xian sat idly on the bed.

  Tian Lan: "Is this guy looking down on us?"

  “……”

  The sky blue lowered her head and whispered: "Just now grandma's words... I also heard..."

  As she spoke, she and Mizuki exchanged a glance, both girls' faces turning bright red at the same time.

  Shuǐ Yuè: "Gāo rén, nǐ zěn me yòu liú bí xuè le?"

  Translation:

  "High person, how did you get a nosebleed again?"

  "It doesn't matter."

  Huff...

  The screen flashed, time flew by, and in an instant, it arrived at the scene of the wedding night.

  "PAUSE, can you give me some mental preparation?"

  Little demon, should you thank me for skipping the boring scenes?

  “……”

  What's wrong? Can't take it anymore? I'm waiting for your comeback!

  "I wonder where Zhang Si can go and whether he can still make it to Suzhou..."

  Hehe, don't worry, this is a free game process, nothing is set in stone.

  "By the way, I'll be with her... you know who?"

  Of course, this god values authenticity the most.

  "But usually, doesn't this scene just go black and then become 'the next day'?"

  How did you know?

  "Is your brain not working properly or is mine not working properly? How can we still XXOO then?"

  You'll know soon, fast-paced plot

  Suspended.

  Zhao Ling'er sat on the bed with her head hung in shame, not daring to lift her head. Fang Xian paced back and forth in front of the bed, thinking about ways to escape from Xianling Island.

  "Ling'er plucked up her courage and said: 'Are you thinking... of how to escape?'"

  Zhao Ling'er didn't say a word, but once she spoke, her voice was so sweet that it made Fang Xian's whole body feel numb and tingly.

  It's often said that those who go weak in the knees at the sight of women are cowards!

  But no one scolds the protagonist who has weak legs when hearing a woman's voice, because such women do exist and everyone occasionally has this situation, so it's not good to scold themselves.

  Ling'er's voice is not like Lin Zhiling's, it's not so pretentious, but rather natural and effortless, delicate to the bone, in her blood, and in her soul!

  That's enough said.

  In short, Fang Xian felt a chill run down his spine after hearing the voice, like urinating on a cold winter's day (men will understand), his heart was filled with emotions, sentimental and endless.

  "Zhang Si, brother...... what's wrong?" Ling'er's innocent big eyes blinked.

  "Cough... " Fang Xian forced himself to maintain a strong demeanor, "Ling Er, you don't know this, but my brother's father's sister is still critically ill. Although you gave me the Purple Gold Pill, I couldn't give it to her, and it's really frustrating for me."

  "It's okay." Ling'er nervously pinched the corner of her clothes, "Tomorrow morning everyone will go to pay respects to Master, you can escape then..."

  "Good spirit!" Fang Xian didn't suspect the authenticity of Zhao Ling'er's words at all. The plot in the game was indeed like this, and after Fang Xian had gone around in circles, he finally got back on track.

  "Alas... although we haven't done anything... I've already prayed to heaven and earth, hoping that after you leave... you won't forget me..." Zhao Ling'er's body trembled slightly as she sobbed softly.

  Alright, seeing this pitiful scene, Fang Xian's legs turned soft.

  Let Zhao Ling'er cry like this? Then escape with a smile on her face the next morning?

  Stop messing around, even Tang Monk can't handle this. As long as the two spherical objects below are still there, even the most determined mind will be instantly melted by this scene.

  "Ling'er..." Fang Xian pulled Zhao Ling'er into his arms, his tone filled with tenderness, "We've already become husband and wife, how could I forget you? I promised you, the moment Auntie took the Purple Gold Pill, no matter if the sky fell or the earth cracked, I would rush back here with all my might, and take you with me."

  "Fourth brother..."

  "Ling'er..."

  The two people hugged each other tightly. Instinctively, they tore off each other's clothes. Fang Xian lightly kissed Zhao Ling'er's crystal-like cheek, just as his hands were about to touch those soft things...

  It went black.

  "I'm screwing your grandma, and in the end I'm still being played by you!"

  Please select:

  Black screen, skip this scene and go straight to the next morning.

  Save and exit the game, and do this with Zhao Ling'er in reality.

  "What the fuck? Oh my god? Haha? Is this possible?"

  Of course, I've said it before, I am a god.

  "Wait, Zhao Ling'er... this woman, is she a real person?"

  Of course, pinching these little people is tiring, I just implanted some memories and personalities in them, as for their physical structure, it's no different from that of humans in the 21st century.

  "Are you Nuwa?"

  I don't know him, but I know his brother.

  "That's also to say... I can bring Zhao Ling'er back to reality... and spend our days together?"

  "Stop messing around, are you dreaming? You can only do this during the week when the game is in progress."

  "Oh... I wonder, if I play as Li Xiaoyao, what's the final reward?"

  Choose any three items in the game and bring them back to the real world. At the same time, choose three game characters to bring back to the real world.

  "It's so unfair! Why does Zhang Si have only one fish and one net?!!!"

  Isn't it different in difficulty?

  "What if I..."

  "No way, forget it. Do you think Li Xiaoyao's storyline is a joke? Unless you get the true transmission of Jiu Jian Xian, you won't have the qualifications to proceed with the subsequent plot, which is thrilling and fatal."

  "I said if."

  See how I feel, if you can really complete Li Xiaoyao's plot with Zhang Si's identity... Ben Shen may still give special rewards oh —— (ˉεˉ).

  "Alright, let's get started!"

  Stop daydreaming, I'm already fed up with making Soviet maps on my end, hurry up and choose, one or two?

  "Nonsense, too!"

  A person's life is short and fleeting.

  One eye opens, one closes - what kind of scene is this?!

  In the business suite of a five-star hotel.

  Tender and lovely Zhao Ling'er.

  Soft big bed.

  "This is really real?! This isn't scientific!" Fang Xian exclaimed with his head in his hands.

  "Fourth brother, where are we?" Zhao Ling'er looked around in a daze.

  Ling'er's voice brought Fang Xian back to reality, he pinched himself to confirm that he wasn't dreaming, and his state instantly switched to a cool and elegant route, with an extremely masculine charming smile appearing on his face.

  "Call me Idle Brother here."