Chapter 88: Wu Song and his brother are good

  Wu Song saw Teddy circling around the big green fish and walked over, with a small branch still in his hand that he had just broken off from an apple tree. He approached the jumping big green fish, let out a loud shout, scaring both Jiu An and Teddy. Seeing Wu Song using the branch to hit the jumping big green fish hard, Teddy immediately pounced on the green fish, slapping it with his front paws. Like this, Wu Song hit one stick, Teddy slapped once, and soon the green fish was dead. Wu Song put down the branch and squatted aside, watching Teddy tear at the fish meat. Teddy tore off a piece of fish meat and threw it under Wu Song's feet. Wu Song picked it up and took a bite, immediately grimacing, shaking his head hard, and throwing the fish meat back. It was clear that he didn't like this taste. Teddy, on the other hand, was eating happily, completely unaware that Wu Song didn't like to eat it, still tearing off strips of fish meat from time to time, tossing them to Wu Song. Looking at Teddy lifting his head, closing his eyes slightly, and chewing the fish meat with big mouthfuls, he looked just like a juvenile delinquent smoking marijuana on TV.

  As for those ten or so cows, they were scattered about eating grass and didn't care at all that there was an extra bear in the space.

  After taking a short rest, he started to work hard with the net again. Finally, his efforts paid off and he caught a big carp of three or four kilograms. He put the fish in a plastic bucket and walked over to Teddy's side. However, when he saw that the fish had been eaten by Teddy, leaving only the head on the ground, he was shocked. Teddy was now eating the fish meat that Wu Song had thrown away earlier, sitting on the ground with his mouth chewing hard. Wu Song squatted behind Teddy, helping him groom his bear fur. The two small paws sticking out from his chest were waving occasionally, and if it weren't for the red fish blood around his mouth, he would have looked adorable.

  Carrying a plastic bucket and a dip net, Wu Song directly walked towards the courtyard, Teddy took one look and immediately swung his four short legs, following closely behind. Wu Song ran slower than Teddy and fell to the back.

  Put down the fishing net and bucket, looking at Teddy who was about to use his sticky fish-scale-covered paws to hug his own legs. Suddenly, Ju An picked him up from behind and walked towards the edge of the pond outside the fence. When they reached the edge, he put Teddy in the water and used his hands to splash water on him, helping Teddy wash away the fish blood and scales around his mouth. At the same time, he swished Teddy's small paws back and forth in the pool, getting rid of all the fish scales on them.

  As soon as he let go, Teddy started swimming in the pond, swam a certain distance, then suddenly dived into the water, and then suddenly popped out. Ju An looked carefully and found that he was chasing a big fish. Hehe, with a round belly, he still wanted to catch fish, no wonder he was a big-bellied man. Just as Ju An turned around and walked not far away, Teddy ran ashore again, shaking off the water and following Ju An.

  Carrying Wu Song and Teddy out of the room, Ju An went out the door and handed Teddy and Wu Song over to Garlic Head and Tiger Head to watch. This time Teddy didn't follow, squatting between Tiger Head and Garlic Head, helping to groom the family dog's fur.

  Riding on the bean grass, with snowflakes, towards the water pond in the pasture, when arrived at the water pond, as usual, comforted the poor Xisi and Pidan, looked around, the geese and ducks were swimming leisurely in the water pond, among them there were two or three with a group of fluffy little things, ah, this is the geese and ducks adding new members, congratulations! Since thinking of celebrating, thought for a moment, how about getting some ducks or geese back to eat? The goose was too big, and foreigners didn't like eating braised goose, two people eating one duck seemed a bit too much, after thinking, there were several big-bellied men at home, so just catch a duck. Thought of this, then walked towards the poultry house, looking for any unlucky ones still hiding in their nests, walked in and saw that indeed there were two unlucky eggs squatting in their nests, one was incubating eggs, the other was purely looking for trouble, wandering around in the nest, it's you! Ju'an slowly approached, suddenly made a move, who knew this rascal reacted faster than Ju'an, directly dodged and ran away, quacking loudly, seemingly mocking Ju'an. "Pidan!" With Ju'an's angry shout, Pidan responded immediately, with one jump, pressed the duck under his body, Ju'an walked over proudly, grabbed the duck's neck, stretched out his finger and tapped a burst of beans on the duck's head, saying: "Look at your little appearance, daring to oppose the government!" Carrying the duck, tied it to the leather strap on Xuehua's back. Then flashed into the space, pulled out a plastic bucket, also hung it on Xuehua's body, verbally praised Xisi and Pidan for two sentences, then left with a flourish.

  After a while, I finally finished cooking dinner at home. When I called Wang Fan down, he praised me for a long time. The braised duck with potatoes, salted river shrimp, and red-braised carp were all meat dishes! The two of us ate to our heart's content, and the leftovers were left for Hu Tou and Suan Tou. Even Teddy got half a fish tail and half a bowl of shrimp.

  In the evening, Old Thomas and several people including Waine sat under the corridor for a while. Everyone was drinking beer and chatting about the situation of the ranch, etc. Anyway, there were no major problems, and Ju An also felt at ease.

  I ate too much and didn't feel better until after 11 pm. As I always say, when two people eat together, they tend to overeat. After putting Teddy and Wu Song to bed, I lay down on the bed and played with my computer for a while. Unbeknownst to me, I stumbled upon a forum where collectors gather to exchange information. Collecting is all the rage in China right now. I had watched several collecting shows before, and I really liked Master Ma Weidu. However, due to being short on cash, I could only watch with envy, and sometimes fantasized about buying something for a few hundred yuan and then reselling it for tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of yuan, which would set me up for life.

  Everyone is sticking their own collection of jade, paintings, porcelain and so on. The comments below are mixed with some praising and others doubting their authenticity, making it a lively scene.

  Here is the translation:

  As soon as he thought of the ghostly symbols on his beads, a ordinary bamboo slip also stirred up some show-off thoughts. He flipped over and picked up his camera, entered the space, and directly went into the small hut. Just in time, he saw a bamboo slip that he had previously spread out, revealing three engraved bamboo pieces. Jū ān took a photo of it, walked to the courtyard, and took advantage of the good lighting to check the shooting effect on his camera. He thought it was not bad, anyway, the characters were all clearly captured. As soon as he looked up, he saw Teddy and Wǔ Sōng squatting next to the beehive. Wǔ Sōng was poking a small branch into it, while Teddy was anxiously spinning around. Wǔ Sōng poked the branch in once, then took it out and put it to Teddy's mouth. Teddy happily sucked on it. The bees in this space were relatively gentle and didn't sting these two mischievous guys.

  He was so careless that he forgot the bear's love for honey, if Teddy wasn't too small to smash the beehive, probably all the bees in the hive would have been played with.

  Ju An immediately walked up and chased the two things away from the beehive. Turning around, he saw the two guys still staring at the beehive in the distance. Ju An's head suddenly became big with worry. After thinking for a moment, he took out tools from the house, used leftover wood to make a frame about one person tall, and dragged it outside the fence. He put the beehive on top of it. Teddy couldn't reach it and scolded Wu Song twice. Wu Song understood that this thing couldn't be moved and immediately threw away the small branch in his hand. Teddy, the greedy ghost, hugged Ju An's leg and roared at the beehive on the frame. Looking at the poor guy's thin body, Ju An had to take out a small bowl and a small shovel from the space house and scoop out some honey for Teddy. Only then did he put the beehive back on top of the frame.

  After putting the photos on the website, someone replied: The owner is a pig, it's too fake. Look at the skin strips on the bamboo slips, they are still new, how can it be an antique?

  Someone replied again: Surround the landlord, this thing can't be said to be new, it can be said to be fake. The downstairs team is in good shape. Is there anyone who recognizes this character? Let's give the landlord a lesson and let netizens know that now even fakes are not professional, and they come from abroad. Why don't you say you came out of a mental hospital?

  After waiting for a while, I realized that no one recognized this character, so I didn't bother to look at it anymore. I shut down the computer and went to sleep.

  In the morning, An was lying in bed until the alarm clock rang. After waiting for a while and not seeing Wu Song come to turn off the alarm clock, he had no choice but to get up and turn it off himself. As soon as he sat up, he thought about it and realized that he had put the two of them in space yesterday. So, still wearing his pajamas, he flashed into space and came out from behind the fence. Looking around, Wu Song and Teddy were sleeping under a fruit tree. Wu Song was relatively elegant, lying on his side, while Teddy was sleeping very crudely, with his four limbs splayed out in all directions. An walked up to them quietly and could still hear the little guy snoring softly. Looking at these two guys living happily, they had actually slept right next to their food. All around the two of them were apples that had fallen to the ground, and Teddy's front paws were even holding onto a big red fruit.

  He walked up and snapped his fingers next to Wu Song's ear, and Wu Song opened his eyes. He scratched Teddy's little belly again, and Teddy changed positions and lay on the apple, continuing to sleep. Ju An had no choice but to shake Teddy's head hard to wake him up from his dream. When he woke up and saw Ju An, he sat up and licked Ju An's palm with his wet tongue while being held by Ju An who was scratching his belly.

  Followed the two guys to play for a while, let them eat some fruit in space, and then went out of space to wash their faces, brush their teeth, change clothes. After changing clothes, they brought the two guys out of space, and each got two apples. Then they went down to continue serving Master Doucao and Master Xuehua.