The first day at the sumo club was… strange.

  Very very strange.

  I walked into the locker room.

  There were huge naked smelly men everywhere.

  Changing.

  Stretching.

  Sweating.

  This couldn’t be the way I was gonna get girls.

  My face an defeated smile

  Then I slowly turned around.

  A short fat person approached me.

  He looked me up and down and said.

  “So you’re the one everyone’s been talking about.”

  “They say you’re going to be a Titan for this school.”

  In sumo, a Titan is someone who never loses.

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  “ I’m the manager Get changed”

  He passes me an mawashi witch is just sumo underwear

  It feels as uncomfortable as it looks

  I feel an rash forming

  The supposed manger circled me slowly.

  This whole time he’s just been looking at my boobs

  What an pervert I want to push him

  Then he squinted and then said.

  “…But now that I see you without clothes.”

  “Wow just wow”

  “You have some huge man titties.”

  Someone in the background whispered:

  “…bad genetics I guess.”

  The manager grinned and said while reaching.

  These are serious some huge tits

  Then he flicked my chest.

  Flick.

  ?

  My body moved on its own.

  Before I could think…

  I pushed him.

  BOOM

  The man flew across the room and smashed into the wall.

  Silence.

  Everyone stared.

  The guy I pushed apparently weighed 245 pounds.

  One of the biggest in the room.

  He slowly slid down the wall.

  Nearly unconscious.

  I pointed at him and said.

  “How dare you touch my chest…”

  “…Pervert.”

  ?

  Inside my head I was thinking.

  Shit Did I just do that automatically again what about the girls?

  I didn’t even think.

  The manager stood up slowly.

  His legs shook.

  Maybe he’s alright

  His eyes rolled back.

  Then he collapsed and then i loudy blurt out.

  “HE FAINTED!”

  In the background worried people say

  “Someone take him to the nurse!”

  “Did the new kid put him in a coma?!”

  ?

  Right then, the coach walked in and said.

  “What’s all this noise?”

  “Practice started ten minutes ago.”

  One wrestler pointed and said.

  “Sir! The new guy knocked out manager Tichimaki!”

  The coach sighed and said.

  “I said what I said.”

  “Start practice.”

  Everyone quickly lined up.

  The coach watched quietly.

  Inside his head, he was thinking something very different.

  Did that kid really just push a 245-pound man…

  …like it was nothing?

  Interesting.