Ever since I was a little kid… I’ve always won fights.

  Not because I’m a great fighter.

  Honestly… I don’t even know if I’ve ever thrown a punch.

  All I do is push people.

  And they fall.

  Hard.

  It worked so well that eventually people just stopped fighting me.

  Then one day…

  I somehow ended up with my own gang.

  Respect.

  Power.

  People calling me Boss.

  Everything a man could want.

  Except…

  I still have man boobs.

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  Everyone told me the same thing.

  “It’s just baby fat.”

  “Don’t worry, you’ll grow out of it.”

  But kids are cruel.

  They kept touching them.

  Poking them.

  Laughing.

  My body learned to react.

  Without thinking.

  If someone touches my chest…

  My body moves.

  I push them away.

  Hard.

  Really hard.

  That’s why I started getting into fights.

  Not because I liked fighting.

  But because people wouldn’t stop touching my chest.

  ?

  One day after school…

  A guy stopped me on the street.

  He looked me up and down.

  Then nodded and said.

  “ You’re big “

  “…We need you.”

  “For the sumo team.”

  Before I could respond, one of the members of my gang stepped forward trying to intimidate and then responded for me saying.

  “The sumo team?!”

  “What are you trying to say?!”

  “Our boss isn’t fat!”

  The guy waved his hands nervously and said.

  “No! No! I didn’t mean that!”

  “I meant He’s just… bigger boned!”

  I crossed my arms and said.

  “Sumo, huh…”

  “What do I get?”

  “Fame?”

  “Money?”

  “Power?”

  The guy nodded quickly and said.

  “Yes! All of that!”

  I rubbed my chin and said curiously.

  “…And girls?”

  He paused and then said.

  “…Probably.”

  I thought about what I can gain.

  Fame?

  I already had that.

  Around my neighborhood, everyone knew my name.

  Money?

  If I needed money, my lackeys could just rob someone.

  Power?

  I already ran a gang.

  But girls…

  Girls were a different story.

  I smirked about to respond then one of my gang members cut me off and said.

  “You think my boss would ever-“

  Then I cut him off and said.

  “…Alright.”

  “I’ll join.”

  Then my gang member falls on his head in shock and says.

  Whaaaaa!!