The Namean lion was a gigantic Barbary Lion with indestructible skin
Hercules wrestled it to the ground, avoiding it's cws and teeth and choked it from the back with a rear naked choke!
Slowly, the lion lost consciousness, and just as Hercules felt it go limp,
*crack*
He snapped it's neck!
"Well done. How are going to prove you killed it?" Jon asked
"I could skin it and wear it as a pelt" Hercules said
"I thought it was indestructible?" Jon asked again
Hercules unsheathed a knife and tried. Even with his strength, he could not penetrate it's hide
"Maybe you can stomp it and crush all it's flesh and bones, then enter it from it's mouth!" Jon said
"Don't joke Pirithous! This is a serious matter" Hercules said, worried, referring to Jon using his current guise
"I'm just joking. Let me try" Jon said, using his Yautja Ceremonial dagger
"You and your strange weapons. Where did you get that?" Hercules asked as Jon sliced the skin of the lion easily
"I got it from an enemy that fell from the sky" Jon said
"Another joke. You're full of jokes today" Hercules said, taking over the knife and slicing the skin to his liking
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"Two more heads grow back where we cut off one!" Hercules yelled
"That's what I warned" Jon answered
"The blood is poison too" Hercules said as he saw the blood fall on a nearby tree an immediately killed it
"I just have to make sure I'm ready" Jon said as his psma casters rose from his back
"Ready for what?" Hercules asked
Jon threw a smart disc at the hydra head and lopped it off
Then he fired psma bolts at the severed neck, cauterizing the wound
"Well done Pirithaus! That works" Hercules said and chopped off another head as Jon fired his psma bolts at it!
It took less than 20 minutes to behead all 9 heads and cauterize it with psma bolts
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Hercules chased after the Ceryneian Hind for a whole day without letting up. But although he had the endurance, Hercules could not match the speed of the hind!
The hind was a female deer, with antlers of gold, and hooves of brass and was rger than a bull!
As pnned, Hercules chased it to head towards Jon head on! If he tried to trap it from the side, he may very well miss it as it was so fast!
But head on, Jon could not miss as he shot his netgun head on to the hind!
The net expanded and the eyes of the hind opened wide, taking evasive maneuvers to avoid the net
Just as it did so, Hercules caught up to it and grabbed it by it's antlers, the net capturing both Hercules and the Hind!
While the creature trashed about, Hercules put a choke on it as it slowly faded to unconciousness
"Enjoying yourself?" Jon asked, approaching them
"It was a good trap, though I had to intervene" Hercules said
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The Erymantheian boar was captured the same way, but with less difficulty
Jon used his netgun as Hercules bound it with chains, it wasn't as much of a challenge as the hind as though it was tough, it was nothing Hercules could not handle!
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Sying the Stymphalian birds was a shooting contest between Hercules and Jon
Hercules used his skill with the bow to shoot down the man eating birds with beaks of bronze
Jon shot psma bolts at them, competing who could kill more birds
Hercules used arrows dipped with the poisonous blood of the Hydra to increase his chances of a kill
They both competed most of the day, with the competition ending in a draw!
Jon with his automatic targeting can't miss, and Hercules used his uncanny ability with the bow
The surviving birds fled and made a new home on the isnd of Aretias in the Euxine Sea. The Argonauts ter encountered them there.
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By now, the group accompanying Hercules had grown and Theseus accompanied Hercules and Pirithous who became his best friend!
Hercules and Pirithous were supposedly brothers, fathered by Zeus and Theseus was a cousin, being the son of Poseidon!
They watched as Hercules wrestled the Cretan Bull to the ground. It had been creating havoc on Crete by uprooting crops and leveling orchard walls. Hercules was given permission by Minos to capture and take the bull away
It was Poseidon who sent Minos the bull, with the understanding that the bull would be sacrificed to the god. Deciding that Poseidon's bull was too fine of a specimen to kill, Minos sent the bull to his herds and substituted another, inferior bull for sacrifice. Enraged, Poseidon had Aphrodite curse Pasiphae, the wife of Minos, causing her to fall in love with the bull. She subsequently gave birth to the half-man, half-bull, Minotaur!
Heracles captured the bull, and then shipped him to Eurystheus in Tiryns.
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The next task was to capture the mares of Diomedes, the man eating horses that breathed fire!
After overpowering Diomedes’ men, Heracles broke the chains that tethered the horses and drove the mares down to sea. Unaware that the mares were man-eating and uncontrolble, Heracles left them in the charge of his favored companion, Abderus, while he left to fight Diomedes. Upon his return, Heracles found that the boy was eaten. As revenge, Heracles fed Diomedes to his own horses and then founded Abdera next to the boy's tomb!
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Jon joined Hercules in his 9th task, to get the belt of Hippolyta the Queen of the Amazons!
Jon and Hercules were given a royal welcome by Hippolyta and Jon was shocked to see it was Andromeda!
Jon smiled at her with familiarity, but she had only seen him with Thor and of yet, they weren't intimate!
But she did fall for Hercules, and found Jon attractive too
Throughout the night at the dinner she hosted, she touched and giggled with Hercules, and Jon found it strange to see his lover flirt with someone else. He's seen her with Thor before, as she sucked Thor's cock, but now, he knew where this was going with Hercules!
As expected, Hercules retired to the Queen's bedroom, and Jon was led to the guest quarters
Unexpectedly, that night, a Amazon servant was asked to bring Jon to the Queen's bedroom
Jon was puzzled, but he transformed, as his clothes formed a clean tunic before he left with the girl
She knocked and opened the door for Jon to enter, closing it behind her
He walked in and saw Hercules plowing Hippolyta doggie style!
"Pirithouse! Join me. Hippolyta says she likes you" Hercules said
He got on the bed and Andromeda pierced herself with his dick in her anus and opened her legs for Jon to join in
Jon didn't need a second invitation and his clothes disappeared like magic
He entered her pussy
The double teamed her all night giving her the time of her life!
Unknown to all 3 of them, Hera goaded the Amazons to attack them, ciming that Hippolyta has been kidnapped and raped by Hercules!
In the middle of the night, while they were still fucking, the Amazons attacked!
"What is going on?" Jon asked as his armor suddenly appeared on him
Jon fought an Amazon called Ael, and she was amazing. She flipped and twirled with her sword and Jon had difficulty keeping up with his inner computer
It couldn't predict her movements and all he could do was parry her attacks
Suddenly, Hercules shot her from behind! She gasped as the Hydra blood on his arrow seeped into her body, paralyzing her and her skin turned purple!
"Lets get out of here!" Hercules said, picking Andromeda up naked and picking up her belt too! They ran to their ship as Jon cleared the way with his psma bolts
While fleeing, he saw Theseus running after them
"What the hell did you do?" he yelled
"The usual.. Hercules took her to bed" Jon ughed as they set sail. They lost half their crew
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The journey back was long and during that time Theseus fell in love with Andromeda/Hippolyta.
He saw her naked body and wanted to marry her. Hercules saw this and since Theseus was his cousin, being a son of Poseidon, he gave Hippolyta to him
Hippolyta had also started liking him as he treated her well on the ship!
Hippolyta also became close to Jon and started talking, asking him if they've met
Jon admitted that they've met as enemies when she was with Thor!
"Erik the dead! No wonder I felt that you were familiar. I st saw you at Ragnarok!" she excimed
"You remember!" he smiled. With Hercules, they had fucked once, but he knew he was going to fuck her many times over the years
"By the way.. my belt, the belt of Hippolyta.. is the Belt of Thor. I took it from him after Ragnarok. That is why it increases strength" she said and Jon nodded. It made sense!
They got married in Athens and Theseus had a few journeys on his own, followed by Jon ie Pirishous and Hippolyta!
Theseus had a son with Hippolyta, named Hippolytus in honor of his mother
Motherhood somehow suited Hippolyta, and from an Isnd full of women, she raised him well
Of course, Theseus was barely around and missed the growing years of his son
Theseus eventually grew distant and fell in love with Phaedra, the Cretan daughter of Minos and Pasiphae the mother of the Minotaur!
When Hippolyta found out about it, she was furious and summoned the Amazons to attack Athens, bringing about the Attic War!
Jon remained neutral as he was the best friend of Theseus, yet he knew Andromeda longer!
Andromeda was badly wounded by accident by both Moldadia and Pentheselia and they both were killed by Achilles and Theseus!
This impressed Andromeda that she forgave Theseus and would join him for further missions
On one of their journeys, their mission was to kill the Minotaur, son of the Cretan Bull which Hercules captured, and Pasiphae the wife of King Minos!
The battle was brutal, with Jon using his netgun to capture it and allowing Theseus to sy it!
They barbequed Minotaur meat, sharing it as they ate!
It was like nothing Jon had eaten, tender yet vibrant with energy!
"Gonads are the best" Andromeda said, chewing on the Minotaur's balls, raw
Theseus and Jon subconsciously crossed their legs
As immortals, Theseus, Hippolyta and Jon never grew old. But Theseus' son Hippolytus grew before their eyes and before everyone knew it, he was 12!
Somehow, Theseus' wife Phaedra fell in love with him instead and had an affair with each other! Theseus' 12 year old son had sex with his wife!
Theseus' cursed his own own son to deatg using the three wishes his father Poseidon gave him, and he died in an accident by the sea!
Phaedra killed herself soon after
Jon knew of all this and of Aphrodite making Phaedra falling love with Hippolytus but he didn't say anything as these were all meant to be.
Theseus and Hippolyta moaned the deaths of Hippolytus and Phaedra
In the meantime, Theseus' grew horny again. With Pirithaus, they both decided to seduce and marry one of Zeus' daughters.
Theseus' selected his third wife Helen, while Jon selected Persephone, wife of Hades!
He has been having visions of her in the nd of the dead and the Underworld.
But not fearing dying, Jon had visions of Persephone instead while having visions of the Underwolrd and had fallen in love with the wife of Hades, the Queen of the Underworld!
Jon actually already knew how all the legends and myths will turn out, by accessing the Hud in his head with all the knowledge of the world that the Skynet had accumuted. But as he was travelling in the past anyway, and he found Persephone irrisistable, he decided to go on his own quest to rescue her and win her over.
Persephone was the daughter of Zeus and Demeter, and had been kidnapped by Hades to be his wife! She was the goddess of fertility and was obviously beautiful! Jon's heart was touched by her and he had to rescue her
Theseus followed, as Pirishous was his best friend and he wanted to rescue Phaedra too.
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Jon stalked quietly and invisibly in the Underworld, with Theseus causing a scene to distract Hades
"Psst" he said as Persephone passed by, wondering what the ruckus was all about
"Persephone!" Jon said revealing himself and showing his face
"Brother! What are you doing here? If Hades catches you, he won't let you go!" she said, seeing him. She called him brother because both were supposedly offspring of Zeus
"I came not as a brother..but as a future lover. Theseus is distracting Hades. I have come to take you away! I see you in my dream every night!' Jon said
"And I.. you. We were communicating in our dreams. Hades was pleased with you, bringing so much death to his realm" Persephone said
At that moment, Hades appeared in front of Theseus and Theseus suddenly found that he could not move, he was stuck to the ground! Furies appeared and attacked him, Theseus defended with his sword. Then Hades looked up. "Another intruder" he said and disappeared in a bck cloud, heading for his pace!
"Come! We have to go!" Jon said, grabbing Persephone. She smelled wonderful and her body felt wonderful in his arms
"Let go of my wife!" a bck cloud suddenly flew into the room and formed Hades
"Get out of here! I'll quell his anger" Persephone said, pushing Jon away
But Jon faced Hades head on
"What have you done to Theseus?" Jon asked, his molecules turning to dust, pnning to flee
"You are both intruders. And you, who I favored. You dare covet my wife?" Hades said
Jon turned invisible
"Invisibility. How futile. I do invisibility too" Hades said, putting on his cap and attacking Jon
Jon was surprised to be so easily caught as Hades back handed him. He tried phasing through his arm, but it didn't work and he was smashed into the far wall instead
Jon turned to dust and reformed standing up, his wrist bdes exposed for battle
Suddenly, Jon found that he could not move a single step from the ground!
"This is better. Don't run" Hades smiled as bck energy glowed from his hands
"Hades! No!" Persephone cried
Hades charged and Jon met him as he fired psma bolts from his psma casters at Hades
But the bolts phased through Hades and the bck energy hurt him, unable to phase through his particles
Hades hit him like a punching bag, unable to move, battering him with the strange bck energy that caused excruciating pain
Unknown to Jon, this was death energy. Every blow would have killed a person many times over, and it injured Jon badly
"Pirithouse.. no" Persephone cried as Hades made Jon bleed acid everywhere
"Your body is interesting. Acid blood? You are worse than the Hydra" he said, continuing his punishment
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Weeks ter, Hercules managed to pull Theseus off the ground he was on. Andromeda had wanted to follow him to rescue Theseus and Pirithous but he rejected her help, preferring that she stayed behind in Athens
"What about Pirithous?" Theseus asked about his best friend
"Hades is keeping a close eye on him. He's being hung in the pace in front of Hades. He will be executed on morrow" Hercules said
"We have to rescue him!" aTheseaus said, Hercules nodded
"We will try" Hercules said
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They snuck unto the pace and saw Jon standing there, stuck to the ground. Hercules hurried to free him but to no avail
"I can't... move him. He had committed too great a crime against one of the great Gods" Hercules said
"Someone's coming!" Theseus said as the pair hid
Hades walked in and looked at Jon, all bloodied and battered
He picked him up and walked away and the trio followed him
Being a major God, like Zeus, he was much taller than a human, arguably comparable to a giant!
He walked towards Cerberus, his three headed guard dog and threw Jon at him
"No!" Theseus reached out, but Hercules stopped him
The three heads ripped Jon apart! His molecules turning to dust in Cerberus' mouth, his acid blood spilling everywhere!
"What do we do? We can't just leave him here" Theseus said
"It just so happens, that taming Cerberus is my twelth task" Hercules said with a cheeky smile