Jon stalked the battle field, holding a battle axe in each hand. He was wearing the visage of a terminator skull, but with Predator dreadlocks, his terminator skeleton body exposed, with metallic wings extended behind his back looking like a demon from hell
All around, there were dead Vikings, and the battle field was filled with the stench of the dead
It was a brutal battle. It wasn't too tough for him, but he felt emotionally drained, even though he was part android and part alien
Suddenly, a projectile came flying at him at great speed
He crossed both axes to block and it struck him with such force, he was thrown backwards for 10 feet!
"Have at thee, demon!" he heard a man yell in a heroic voice
He got up to see who it was. It was a huge 6 foot 5 inches tall man, with long red hair, and the projectile that hit him returned to the man's hand. It was a short hammer!
"Thor?" Jon gasped seeing the man
Then he looked behind him. There were other familiar faces
"Andromeda?" he said to himself "Baldr?" he muttered, stunning both Andromeda and Baldr who had appeared
They were confused that the enemy knew them. Andromeda was even more confused that she was called by her real name, rather than Sif, as she is called now
"Attack! Sif.. Baldr! The enemy, Erik the Dead is here!" Thor shouted as Andromeda with her golden locks and Baldr approached him
All three of them surrounded Jon as he fought all three of them
They were the patron gods of the Vikings, but Jon had been pre-paid to come to the past to prevent the birth of Ragnar Rok, the skurge of the middle ages. In his prime, he conquered all of Europe, reaching China and India in his conquest. He exceeded Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan
But right now, he had to battle three immortals, two of them his future friends, one of them his future lover!
Thor's hammer Mjolnir hit with such impact, that Jon was sent flying every time he blocked
Baldr and "Sif"s sword attacks were swift and accurate, that Jon had to be careful
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning summoned from the sky struck Jon straight on!
Jon was stunned and smoke came from his mouth
Another bolt struck from above and he seized up
Just then, Thor appeared and smacked him in the head with Mjolnir!
Jon fell backwards, crashing to the ground on his back
Thor continued smashing Jon with his hammer, over and over again, and it looked like the metal skull was being dented!
"Enough Thor. He's not moving anymore" Sif said staring at the skull faced man on the ground
"He killed over 100 men in the battle!" Thor said angrily. They were his worshippers and he sughtered them like cattle!
He was bleeding, but it wasn't red blood, rather greed liquid that seemed to be corroding the ground!
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Back in the Viking vilge, Jon was hung spread eagle in the air, between two poles for all to see
Thor sat with Baldr and Sif around a fire in the middle of the vilge as the vilgers celebrated their victory
"You couldn't take off his mask?" Thor asked Baldr
"No. It was as if that was his real face, not a mask" Baldr replied
"And his blood... it's acid. When I tried to pry his mask open, my knife melted away" Baldr added
Andromeda was on her knees between Thor's legs, openly giving him a blowjob in front of everyone. They weren't bashful among the Vikings.
While she sucked Thor's huge cock, she pondered why this Erik the Dead knew her, by her real name. Had they met before?
Thor started grunting, as his seed entered Sif's mouth and she swallowed it
"It's a boy!" came the cry from the chief's hut
Uthgar Rok ran out and held his newborn son in the air, proudly showing him for all to see
Jon, who was still hung, suddenly sprouted his psma casters and fired as the baby exploded in Uthgar's hand!
For good measure, in case he bred another son, Jon fired several more shots as the shocked Uthgar's head, arms and legs exploded, leaving barely a man with no head and limbs remaining as his headless, limbless torso crashed to the ground
"Unholy demon!" Thor stood up and started spinning his hammer from his handle, ready to strike, Sif and Baldr drew their swords too
But Jon started turning to dust, disintigrating as he was blown away by the wind!
Mission accomplished. Ragnar Rok was dead and would never again be born. The greatest conqueror in history never existed!
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"Hold fast! We must not waver!" Thor yelled, trying to encourage the forces of Asgard
"Why is this happening?" a minor god asked,looking at the gigantic Jurmundgandr loom over Asgard
"This is caused by Loki causing the death pf Baldr! The world has been in darkness for 3 years!" Sif answered as she stabbed a undead warrior
The huge wolf Fenrir howled, galvanizing the forces of evil
"No... take heart. We will not fall!" Thor yelled as he charged at Jurmundgandras as lightning struck the monster
Odin battled with his spear Gungnir riding on Sleipnir his 8 legged horse
Suddenly, Sleipnir bucked, throwing Odin to the ground
Fenrir pounced and ate Odin up with one bite!
"Do you think Sleipnir will fight on your side? He is my brother, and we brothers stick together" Fenrir ughed
"No! Odin is dead!" Sif yelled as she charged at Fenrir who blocked her attack, biting her sword with his teeth, shattering it
He opened his mouth to kill her when suddenly, psma bolts fired at his mouth!
"Who.." Sif said, looking above on a hill as a bck armored man stood, wearing a skull mask
"Erik the dead?" Andromeda wondered
The bolts exploded in Fenrir's mouth, causing him to loose flesh and teeth from his mouth!
Vidar, another of Odin's sons charged and stabbed Fenrir in the heart
"This is for my father!" he yelled and stirred his sword around Fenrir's heart, slicing it some more!
Jon looked to the sky and saw Thor battling the gigantic midgard serpent
He opened his wings and flew to join the battle, shooting Psma bolts at Jurmundgandr
Sif looked at him, wondering why he was helping them
The battle continued for hours as Thor and Jon battled the giant serpent, who shot venom everywhere
Jon was not affected by the venom, but Thor was weakening due to the toxic fumes
With one final attack, a huge lightning bolt crashed from the sky into Jurmundgandr, as Jon detonated several mini nukes in his mouth!
Jurmundgandr colpsed and his sheer size shook Asgard, tilting the nd as everybody stumbled unsteadily
"Thor" Sif ran to him as he y in Jon's arms
"I... I can't see. Did we get him?" Thor asked
"Yes, he got him" Jon said
"Good. And Loki... Fenrir?" Thor asked
"Fenrir was killed by Vidar. Loki and Heimdall killed each other" Sif said, holding his hand
"Fenrir ate Odin" Jon said
"I saw that.." Thor said
"Sif.. I love you. And Erik, I am gd you fought on our side" Thor said
"I's been a privilege" Jon said
Thor's hand fell for the st time from Sif's hand
Sif started crying and Jon turned to dust, fading away
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In the Pins of Ida, formerly Asgard that had been razed to the ground by Surtur, Modi and Magni retrieved Mjolnr from Jurmundgandr's corpse
Lif and Lifthrasir emerged from hiding in the world tree and Hod and Baldr were resurrected
Andromeda, stood looking down from a branch of Yggdrasil, watched as yet another age dies and a new one was reborn!
Unknown to her, a dust cloud of nano particles stood behind her watching everything unfold!
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"Were you.. Erik the dead?" Andromeda asked as she y on Jon's chest, resting around a fire with her team Archie, Baldr, Phil and Aspen
"Yes.. you didn't know?" Jon said his face turning to the Terminator skull visage that he wore
"I did suspect, as nobody else turns to dust. But I've always wanted to ask you the many times over the years" Andromeda said
"It was awkward. You didn't know me yet, and it pained my heart to see you with another man" Jon said
"I was sucking his cock then, wasn't I?" Andromeda smiled, then groped Jon's cock
"Yeah, I was tied up but was watching you jealously" Jon said
"You weren't jealous when you met Hercules and I" Andromeda teased
"We.. we were brothers. He shared you once with me remember? We double teamed you. I took your pussy and Hercules took your ass!" Jon said
"Ah... yeah. Hercules liked anal sex! That was a wild time" Andromeda said, kissing him
