The world is a colorful rainbow!

  Everything is red, yellow and green! Blue and white! Black and gray! Is it not amazing?

  Every person that passes me by should be happy and filled with joy! They should smile and laugh, hip and cheer!

  The world is such a beautiful place.

  Love, peace, charity, wonder.

  Do not all those things bring human joy?

  That is why I cannot understand, no, cannot comprehend, why anyone would be anything but happy, at all times.

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  So many people cry tears of pain and sadness and suffering, and yet those things do not even exist!

  If you are to cry, cry tears of joy!

  Suffering is a falsehood, a lie denying all truth.

  Pain is a bitter flavor, not a reminder of death.

  Death is merely the end of a long day, where one would go to sleep and never wake up.

  And so many people are tired, tired of living through the bitter flavor, and so I strive to bring such people great bliss.

  And lo, it works! Whenever I free someone from the bitter flavor and fatigue of life, their relatives cry tears of joy! I then cry too!

  After all, who would not be happier bringing great happiness unto others?

  Other people's happiness is my own!

  And thus, I continue to shed tears of happiness every day, as I liberate people from the bitter flavor they call pain, and let them sleep, forever.