Why has everything turned black? I remember my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad, so what was I about to do? Oh yeah, I was about to take a bath with my toaster.
*System initiated—- you’ve become a toaster!*
*Welcome to the world… Yahlah!*
“WHAT? I got reincarnated as a toaster in a fantasy world?!?”’
Lets see, what do most people do in this situation?
“System!”
*Name: Toasty Toast*
*Lvl: 1*
*Bread Crumbs: 0/10*
*Skills: 2*
*Bread Crumb Gain: Lvl 1*
*Toast Eject: Lvl 1*
What's up with these skills? I mean, am I really a toaster? How am I supposed to even move? I can’t even see! Well for now I guess I'll just try and use a skill…
“Use TOAST!”
*Insufficient {Bread Crumbs} need 2*
I can't even make toast, okay I'll use my other skill!
“Bread crumb gain!”
*You have gained 0.01 {Bread Crumbs}*
Why is it so little, okay toasty, don't lose focus!
*You have gained 0.01 {Bread Crumbs}*
…
Ah, it must have been an hour or so of me just saying bread crumbs, how many do I have now?
*{Bread Crumbs} 4.78/10*
Finally! Wait what does toast even do?
“System, what can I do with bread crumbs?”
*You can make one wheel per 1 {Bread Crumb}*
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*You will gain 1 meter of vision per 1 {Bread Crumb}*
*You can make 1 inventory slot per 2 {Bread Crumbs}*
There’s no point in making wheels if I can't see in front of me.
“One bread crumb into vision!”
*You have gained 1 meter of vision*
Where even am I? It looks to be some kind of table top, but there's a bunch of bottles and even a chemistry lab. Maybe it's a magician? This is a fantasy world after all, for now i'll put two more into vision.
*You've gained 2 meters of vision*
Woah, there's a guy sitting in a chair, with a funny looking hat. Not only that, there's a bunch of random dolls, and even a bookshelf. Alright, I'll grind to get some wheels so I can move around.
“Bread crumb gain!”
*You have gained 0.01 {bread crumbs}*
…
Let's see how many I have now.
*{Bread Crumbs} 1.99/10*
“Bread crumb gain!”
*You have gained 0.01 {Bread Crumbs}*
*Bread Crumb Gain has leveled up- You will now gain x5 as much {Bread Crumbs}*
Well that was fun, now I won't have to say bread crumb gain five times as much. Fuck, couldn't I have been reincarnated into anything, or anyone else.
*Would you like to become a leaf and start over? [yes] [no]*
"Ah, fuck! Forget I even asked!"
Well for now, I will get some wheels.
“Bread crumb gain.”
*You have gained 0.05 {Bread Crumbs}*
…
I think it's been around two hours, and that guy is still sleeping, but let's see how much I have now.
*{Bread Crumbs} 8.35/10*
“Put four crumbs into wheels!”
*You have gained 4/4 wheels*
“Yes! I have gained the ability to move! FORWARDDDD!”
*Insufficient {Electricity} need 0.5 to move one inch.*
“Huh?”
What is this blasphemy? I think I'm losing my mind… ‘Toasty said sulking.’ Look what you made me do, I'm talking in the third person now!
“SYSTEM!”
*Name: Toasty Toast*
*Lvl: 1*
*Bread Crumbs: 4.35/10*
*Electricity 0/10*
*Skills: 3*
*Bread Crumb Gain: Lvl 2*
*Electricity Gain: Lvl 1*
*Toast Eject: Lvl 1*
Wait where did that guy go, I swear he was there a second ago. Oh there he is, walking towards me with bread in his hands. Haha, who eats plain bread? I always make toast with butter and jam. Wait… I'm a toaster…
“Electricity Gain!”
*You have gained 0.01 {Electricity}*
…
Finally I have enough, go forward wheels! Yes, I'm moving, I'm moving!
“Hm? I don't remember putting wheels on this. Oh well, time to try out my new invention.”
Wait, please, I'm begging, don't stick it inside of me. Oh! I can feel it filling me up, my insides! Arg! There's too much, take it out! It's overflowing!
“If I inject heating magic, then I should be able to make what the east calls toast.”
Arghhhhhh it burnssssss, please for the love of god stop!
*You have gained {Fire Resistance}*
*You have gained {Fire Gain}*
Lord, I'm sorry for the sins I've committed in my past life, please forgive this lonely toaster.
“Aw, this toasts burnt, I'll try again tomorrow.”
