Baolong's love at first sight
Big Brother Dong didn't know whether he was opening or closing his eyes "What's wrong with that? Is that a big deal?"
"Don't call" I glanced at Dong Ge "You don't have to go to class today, you go out and find a place to buy some stuff for us."
"What's the point of having you?"
"Qin Xuan will probably come over tonight, buy some stuff for self-defense. He came yesterday, but saw you were drunk and didn't bother you. He'll definitely be back today. Be careful yourself."
Big Brother looked at me "So serious?"
"Either you go try."
"Alright, I'll do as you say, so four portions will be enough, right?"
"Hey, stop it!" said Fatso Tao on the side "I really don't dare. I'm really not daring. I've lived so big, and I haven't even fought before, I admit that I'm a coward, this thing I really can't do"
"It's okay, I'll get used to it slowly. I didn't dare at first either," I said to Dong Ge. "From today on, let's ignore Gao Weiwei and focus on our own affairs. Qin Xuan doesn't seem like the kind of person who will give up easily."
Big Brother Dong looked at me and said "Gao Weiwei", then stretched out his hand and pointed to his lower body.
I glanced at Bo Long and suddenly felt depressed. "Damn it, big brother, isn't this reaction a bit too intense?"
"My Gao Weiwei" Dong Ge's face was filled with despair "My Gao Weiwei, My Gao Weiwei"
"Alright, alright." Bo Long interrupted Dong Ge's words. "At noon, I'll let you buy the stuff. Use what I taught you to buy, something for self-defense. Just enough for us to use, don't buy too much. Bring it back and put it in the dormitory, that's all."
Dong Ge nodded "Gao Weiwei, alright, I know."
"Do I need it too?" asked Pangzi Tao.
"Gao Weiwei, you said you use or not, we are a collective" Dong Ge's face is gloomy "Gao Weiwei, but you can choose whether to use or not"
"Big Brother Dong, why do you always mention those few words with high frequency? What does it mean?"
"Highly boring." Dong Ge turned his head to look at us. "Gao Weiwei, I'm going to continue washing up and then go shopping. Oh, my goddess, Gao Weiwei." After finishing speaking, Dong Ge walked towards the bathroom to wash up, shaking his head as he went.
Bo Long sighed "I'm really fucking impressed."
I chuckled and said "Dong Ge is too much."
"Yes, every morning, someone makes a loud noise to wake us up, and then spits out water while brushing their teeth. The woman who is the president of the student union, acts as if it's only natural. Just mentioning a woman's name can... What kind of creature is he? I'm really puzzled, how did he grow up since childhood."
"Alright, alright, let's get ready. If Qin Xuan doesn't look for Dong Ge anymore, that would be best. But if he really won't give up..."
"What should I do?"
I sat up "What can be done, then do it"
Bo Long pointed at me and said "Just the two of us? Plus an ET alien, and another one who hasn't even started yet, but is already shouting that he's scared, fatty"
I spread my two hands "Either way, or admit defeat, watching Dong Ge being beaten"
"That's definitely not going to work"
"It's done with him." I thought for a moment, then lit up a cigarette.
Bolong flipped over and stopped talking. Fat Tiao walked slowly to my side: "Liu Er, I'm really not daring"
"It's okay," I patted Fatty's arm. "If you really don't want to or dare not, then just watch from the side, no problem."
"You won't blame me, will you?"
"No, it's nothing, everyone has their own aspirations," I said with a smile.
Pangzi Tao also smiled, a very simple smile.
Dong Ge walked out of the toilet with a gloomy face "Gao Weiwei, Liu Er, you two are still not up."
"Can you take away that tall Vivi in front when you speak?"
"Ga Weiwei. No way, I've had a breakup and need some time to take care of myself. It's still not safe now. Just flirting with someone, is it easy for me? Who did I provoke? Ah, my Ga Weiwei." Dong Ge looked innocent and wronged, making me laugh and cry at the same time.
Bolong sat up, then pointed at Dongge with his hand. He wanted to speak, but after pointing for half a day, he still didn't say anything, let out a sigh, and lay back down again.
At this time, someone knocked on the door. I was a bit surprised. Who would come to our place at this hour? It couldn't be Qin Xuan getting up so early, could it?
"Who's Gao Weiwei?" Dong Ge said "Gao Weiwei, please come in"
The door opened and 4 or 5 people came in. One of them asked, "Was it here that water was poured down just now?"
"Go upstairs, no, Gao Weiwei"
"What's Wei?"
"Highly Vivian" Dong Ge continued "Upstairs, Highly Vivian."
"Fart, that person said, this is the top floor, isn't the roof just upstairs?"
"Come on, Gao Weiwei, it's just a little toothpaste, no need to make such a big deal out of it. I'm feeling really annoyed right now, so if you all don't mind, please just leave."
I and Bo Long were depressed at once. You said let them go, just let them go, but you're afraid that the other party doesn't know it's your fault, and you're also afraid that others don't know it's toothpaste water. Isn't this causing trouble for yourself? Really, how did you survive to be so old.
As expected, those few people listened and then pointed at me with their hands "It's you, damn it, my newly dried quilt." Then I saw someone furiously rushing towards Dong Ge.
Dong Ge took a step back "Gao Weiwei, you guys want to..." Before he could finish his sentence, the man punched him in the face.
Dong Ge covered his face "Gao Weiwei, damn it." Then he punched the man again. Dong Ge was not polite this time either, and he started wrestling with the man.
Several people from that side rushed up and started fighting. Two dragged the eastern brother, two dragged the person who was furious. They were finally pulled apart with great difficulty.
That person was panting, pointing at Dong Ge and said "I'm telling you, compensate me for my quilt, we're not done yet. You wait" After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.
"Go to your mom's!" Dong Ge also got angry and wasn't polite anymore. "You dare touch me again?" After saying that, he wanted to charge forward again. That person didn't give in either, and the people behind started to pull them apart. Fat Tao also rushed up and helped them pull each other apart. A group of people, chattering endlessly.
At this time, I also stood up, and Bao Long got down from the bed. The two of us walked together, looking at the crowd in the middle. A group of people started chattering. Bao Long smiled, took out a cigarette, handed it to me. Then he lit one for himself, and the two of us started smoking in the dormitory.
After about five minutes, the negotiation across from us was over. The man with a furious face turned around and walked towards the exit. Just as he was about to reach our side, Bao Long and I blocked his way.
That man was taken aback "What are you two doing? What's going on?"
I smiled, then punched him in the face with a crisp sound. Next, I grabbed his hair and went up with my knee, he bent down, I went up and hit his back with my elbow, Bao Long picked up a stool from the other side "Liu Er, get up" Then I dodged to the side, Bao Long smashed the stool down, then Bao Long rushed forward and kicked the person lying on the ground twice in the head. I squatted down, grabbed his hair, and slammed him to the ground with force, making a loud "thud". The surroundings suddenly became quiet, Bao Long raised the stool again from the other side.
I stood up, took a deep breath, glanced at Bolognese, then reached out and grabbed the stool, shaking my head at him "Enough"
Bo Long smiled and then rushed to the side of those who were staring blankly at us, saying "Take him away, don't let him come to our dormitory again. If he wants to leave, just let him go?"
Everyone present fell silent, and one person rushed towards us two and said, "Aren't you a bit unreasonable? The mistake was made by your people, who casually poured the water used for brushing teeth downstairs without apologizing. Now you're even fighting, isn't that a bit too unreasonable?"
I glanced at him and smiled "Are you guys leaving?"
"What do you mean? Please give me an explanation."
"What principle?" I thought for a moment. "I've lived all my life, always helping relatives not principles. In my eyes, there's no principle, only relatives. Relatives are principle. Principle is relatives. What's the point of talking? Is there anything to talk about? When big men do things, if they can use their hands, they should speak less and fight more. Troublesome, ink marks, also can't solve problems."
As soon as I said this, the person opposite me was immediately speechless. There was nothing left to say.
"Hurry up!" Bao Long continued to scold "Faster, damn it."
That person nodded and said, "Alright, the foreign language department's dormitory also has such people. Alright, can't violence solve problems? Alright." After finishing speaking, those few people walked over to our side, helped the person on the ground up, and after getting up, that person looked at us, wiped the blood from the corner of their mouth, and then these people just left like that.
After they left, Dong Ge rubbed his face and walked to our side "Gao Weiwei, damn it, you two are so capable of fighting, why didn't you come up earlier? You had to wait until your big brother got hurt before taking action, right?"
"Big brother, I'm begging you to use your brain a bit more from now on. How can you be so prone to trouble? The Qin Xuan thing hasn't even been settled yet and now you've managed to provoke who-knows-what kind of people from who-knows-what department. I really admire you."
"Brother Dong pointed at himself and said, 'You guys say, is it my fault? They came up and bullied me first, you guys say, isn't that right?'"
"Alright, alright!" I said to Dong Ge, "Never mind all that, I'll just gather my stuff and get ready for class. You shouldn't go to the classroom either, there's no one to take care of you. Even if you're ET, it won't work out well. Dong Ge, can we please use our brains a bit when doing things?"
"Damn, I'm your big brother, can't you talk to me like that?"
I glanced at Brother Dong, feeling a bit helpless "Alright, big brother, I was wrong, sorry"
"This is about right"
Bo Long also smiled and said "Big brother, remember, today we're going to buy some stuff, don't let Qin Xuan and the others copy our dorm."
"You two are so fierce, what's there to be afraid of?"
"Alright, hurry up, big brother, we need to clean up quickly, or else the class will start." Then I, Bao Long and Pangzi Tao all got up and started cleaning.
I and Bao Long hugged the book, walking to class, others' university, inside all have riding bicycles to school, because big, our this broken university, also not bad, place small, walk five minutes, already arrived at the place of going to class. Count as comforting myself.
As I was approaching the classroom door, Bao Long appeared beside me and looked around cautiously before saying in a mysterious tone, "Liu Er, help me out."
"What's wrong?"
"I'm going to pursue Yang Qiong," Bo Long said very seriously. "I've been observing her for a long time, this is what they call love at first sight."

