Settling old scores with Dormitory Director

  Big Brother Dong walked up to us and looked at us curiously, "What's wrong with you two? What's going on here? Why are your mouths open so wide?"

  I patted Dong Ge's shoulder "Dong Ge, can you tell me how did you know all this? You're too professional, we didn't even know"

  "Big Brother glanced at me and said, "I'm a local, so I naturally have many friends. If you want to know which school has more beautiful girls, just ask someone to ask around, observe on the spot, and it's easy to find out. Did you see those photos from yesterday? I thought they looked good, took them from behind, and asked people about them. Yesterday was a busy day for me, just dealing with these things. No big deal, Brother has had 36.5 girlfriends from age 11 to 21, over the course of 3650 days. That's an average of one every three months. In the future, if you want to chase girls or whatever, just ask me."

  "Big Brother Dong, where did that 0.5 come from?"

  Liu Zhendong's eyes narrowed into a slit, his hands clasped together in a begging gesture, with a lewd smile on his face "That 0.5 is the imminent Gao Weiwei."

  I and Bao Long looked at each other again.

  Liu Zhendong threw the book onto the bed, then started playing a video. The sound was loud "Wait for Pangzi Tao, when Pangzi Tao arrives, we'll set off, today is a one-day trip."

  I felt a bit depressed, closed the door and walked over to Liu Zhendong's side "Dong Ge, can you keep the laptop volume down a bit?"

  Liu Zhendong shook his head, "How can I immerse myself in it? That's exactly what I want to feel." Following Liu Zhendong, "Ah... Ah... Ah..." coordinating with the screams from the computer, shouting with a fluttering heart.

  Then I saw Liu Zhendong's notebook thrown aside, and I was curious, how could Liu Zhendong still take notes. I picked it up and took a look, and inside was a mess of astrological signs "Dong Ge, why so many astrological signs?"

  "I guess, nowadays if you want to chase girls, the first thing is to study their zodiac signs well, because now girls all believe in these things. If you memorize them well, you can have different zodiac signs for different girls. If a girl says she's Aries, you say you're Leo or Sagittarius, but absolutely cannot say Cancer."

  "My grass, isn't it? So professional." I was a bit surprised. "Nowadays, even flirting requires knowledge of constellations?"

  Liu Zhendong smiled and said, "Follow me, and the beauty will be yours. Remember this sentence, it's not wrong." Then he turned up the volume of the computer a bit and shouted "Ah! Ah! Ah!" again on the bed.

  I and Bao Long were quite depressed, walked to the window, said to smoke a cigarette, relieve boredom.

  Then the door of our dormitory opened. Bao Long and I thought it was Pangzi Tao coming back, but it turned out to be our dormitory director. However, Dong Ge was still facing away from us, shouting "Ah, ah, ah" while pointing at us two with his hand, saying "Come on, come on, together ah, ah, ah, it's so cool! This chick is too damn awesome, this son of a bitch."

  Following me, I saw the dormitory director's face turned green, and when he reached Dong Ge's back, he immediately pulled out the computer cord.

  "Damn it, why is the power out again?" Dong Ge turned his head and saw the dormitory director's gloomy face, stuttering "Ol... teacher."

  For the first time, I saw the dormitory teacher's face turn green like this. His black face has turned green now. But Dong Ge is not much better than him either. The scene was eerily quiet.

  After a long while, the dormitory director took a deep breath and asked "Do you know where this is?"

  "Teacher, I didn't mean to," Dong Ge said with a nod, looking very wronged.

  The dormitory director shook his head, pointed at Liu Zhendong and then at us: "I said it before, these students who came for the third supplementary enrollment won't have high quality."

  As soon as I heard him say that, I became unhappy and asked, "We came for the third make-up recording, what's wrong? We also came for the third make-up recording, aren't we human?"

  "It's just" Bolong continued "I always thought university teachers would have some quality, unlike middle school teachers, who knew, it turns out they are all the same"

  I patted Bolong's shoulder "You're absolutely right, too right. Soul mate."

  "You two, you are a group of students with no quality at all. How can you be so unqualified?"

  "Just be good with people who are good. Right, Bolong."

  Bolong smiled and patted me on the back of the neck "What's for lunch today, I've lost my appetite, what a disappointment. Sigh"

  "The son of a bitch" the dormitory director continued to scold, then glanced at our dormitory, turned around and walked out immediately, slamming the door shut with great force.

  I pointed at the door and said, "How can you be so careless with public property? It's not his own home. If it were their own door, they would be heartbroken if someone closed it like that."

  Bo Long continued, "Anyway, I'm not particular about this school, I only came for my family's sake. If he didn't look for trouble, I wouldn't bother with him at all. Screw it."

  "He's gone, went out for dinner, this is nothing" I followed up with "What's Fat Tiao doing, so late and still not back"

  "Who knows?" followed me, and I accidentally glanced at Dong Ge, only to find that he had been staring at us two without saying a word. The way he looked at us made people feel terrified, because his eyes were normally in a state where one couldn't tell whether they were open or closed.

  Bolong also felt something was off "Dage, why are you staring at us like that?"

  "Exactly, what do you want to do? It's not that we didn't remind you just now, it's not that we didn't remind you." I pointed to the door. "It was when the teacher came in that you were already too deep into your role, and there was no chance for us to remind you, the teacher had already gotten a hold of all your criminal evidence."

  Dong Ge stood up, not saying a word, and then took step by step towards me and Bo Long. The momentum was really scary. We two unconsciously retreated backwards. Dong Ge walked forward for a few steps, and then suddenly tears flowed out. No mistake, they flowed out with a "gushing" sound. Then one hand hugged me, and the other hand hugged Bo Long. With a loud cry, he burst into tears: "I, Liu Zhendong, have lived for so many years, but I've never met anyone as good to me as you two. You help me share my troubles, help me solve my problems... I'm really touched to death! I know that you two must be my good brothers. I, Liu Zhendong, won't misjudge people." Then Dong Ge returned to his bed and took out a notebook from under the quilt. He handed it over to me: "This, take a look at it together. It will be very helpful for you two when chasing girls in the future." Dong Ge was all snotty and teary-eyed, making us feel embarrassed to say anything. I took the notebook with one hand, and then saw Dong Ge wipe his nose with one hand, and then slap Bo Long's back of the head with that same hand. Bo Long didn't even know what was happening, but he still hugged Dong Ge tightly along with me. I looked on as the snot flowed all the way down to Bo Long's neck, but he still seemed happy.

  I took a step back, picked up Dong Ge's notebook. Opened the first page, scared me to death. Major, class, name, height. Body shape, family background, phone number. Then below were the arranged people, one by one, filled with a whole page. Below was still empty, but already more than ten were filled in.

  I took another glance at Dong Ge, found the English major class 3, and then found Qiao Xuan's phone number, compared it with my own phone, and surprisingly they were exactly the same. I turned my head again to look at Dong Ge who was still crying, and really didn't know what to say anymore. From now on, don't call him Dong Ge, call him Household Registration Book instead.

  I was just thinking about it, the door opened and Taotao came back "I had a few questions that I didn't understand during school, so I discussed them with the teacher for a while, so I'm late, sorry everyone"

  I shook my head "it's nothing, it's nothing" then I went to the side of my bed and pressed the notebook under my bed.

  Tao pointed at Dong Ge who was crying and asked "What's wrong with Dong Ge?"

  "Never mind, never mind." Dong Ge continued to wipe his own nose, and then wiped his eyes. His face was a mess of what I didn't know if it was tears or snot, or maybe a mixture of both. He walked over to Pangzi Tao's side again. "You're back, that's great! Let's go, let's go! I never thought things would be so easily resolved, and the dorm manager would let me off so easily. Thanks to my two good brothers, Wang Yue and Bo Long. I, Liu Zhendong, have decided to acknowledge you guys. Come on, come on, let's go out for food, drinks, singing, bathing, massage... whatever you want to do, I'll cover it all! Let's go, let's go!"

  I and Bao Long took a look, followed by walking to Dong Ge's side, everyone chatted for a few sentences, Dong Ge didn't cry anymore, went downstairs, out of school, went to the largest restaurant here to eat, after eating, went to sing songs, while singing, found several accompaniments, Pangzi Tao was not used to it. The few of us were familiar with each other and even exchanged phone numbers with the accompaniment, but Dong Ge was really amazing, as soon as he came in, even the service staff in the corridor knew him. At night, taking a bath at the bathing center, they also knew him. It made me wonder if this guy had worked in these places before going to college. How could he be so familiar and so comfortable? Massage was even more comfortable, massaged yesterday, continued to massage today, not just ordinary comfort. In the evening, Dong Ge took us to a particularly famous local snack here, ate snacks again, a group of people, continued drinking at night, but changed to beer. In the afternoon, Dong Ge and Pangzi Tao were not very sober, because one was two liang dizzy four liang fall down, the other was four liang dizzy eight liang fall down. So when they fainted, I and Bao Long stopped them. In the afternoon, the two people were not very sober, only woke up during bathing and massage, at night eating barbecue again started drinking.

  Pangzi Tao got drunk and his face turned red, he told a lie and his face also turned red. Now it's clear that it belongs to the former. Pangzi Tao's chubby red face said to us "Follow you guys, say, say... I, Xiao Yutao, have lived for 19 years and drank less than what we drank together in two days. Come on, let's be happy and drink!"

  "Yeah, yeah, I'm happy too, to have met such good friends. I've been hoping to meet a group of brothers like you guys since I was a kid, but I never had the chance. In school, people around me were always trying to take advantage of me and get me to spend money. When something really mattered, they'd all hide far away."

  Then Dong Ge patted his own chest, speaking loudly at the barbecue stall: "Those bastards thought I, Liu Zhendong, was an idiot. Screw them, a bunch of trash! There's no feeling like being with you guys now. I'm happy, I'm comfortable. Money can't buy me happiness, my old man has money, but I do what I want."

  Liu Zhendong then clinked glasses with Fat Brother Tao: "Come on, let's drink!" And the two of them downed their drinks again.