Does what you say count or does what I say count?

  When I strolled to the entrance of the dormitory, I heard Dong Ge's unique and intoxicating voice "My god, that chick. So white, that small butt, that curve. Only 20 years old, those breasts, at least 36, my god, if I can get one, it would be so satisfying" I opened the door and happened to see Dong Ge in his sexual fantasy. His hands were still making a caressing gesture, wandering in the air.

  "My grass, Liu Er, you're back. I heard you stayed in a hotel for two days by yourself. What's up, did you find some chicks?" Dong Ge came over and said "I got the broadband set up in our dorm yesterday, planning to buy a router, then we can pool our money together to get three computers for our dorm. From now on, the four of us won't have to go to the internet cafe anymore, how great is that."

  "Go, go. As long as I can get online, computers aren't that expensive now." I smiled a little "Don't listen to their nonsense. I was feeling unwell, so I went to the hotel." Then a warm smile appeared in my mind. I shook my head vigorously.

  "Bo Long said Yang Qiong gave her laptop to Bo Long for use, then we can just buy two desktop computers, 7 or 8 thousand yuan is enough, I think it's a good idea, dad."

  "Are you kidding me again?"

  "Either way."

  "Your father isn't angry, is he? Seven or eight thousand isn't a small amount."

  Big Brother Dong smiled and said "Don't worry, I've got it covered. Anyway, I'm already infamous for being a prodigal son."

  I smiled and walked over to Pengzi Tao's side "Tao Ge, are you listening to Dong Ge giving you guidance again?"

  Pangzi Tao nodded "I found that Dong Ge's analysis of women is really, really accurate. I listened more seriously than listening to a lesson. It's really quite right."

  "He can just fool you around, this rascal"

  "Big Brother Dong heard that and pointed at me with his hand, 'Damn it, Liu Er, you're not like this, are you? No matter what, I'm still your big brother, how can you talk about your own big brother like that?'"

  "Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay. I just had a bowl of noodles and I'm tired, want to sleep."

  "Hey, I just downloaded this movie yesterday, want to take a look?"

  "Please, Brother Dong, I want to sleep." I suddenly remembered Nuan Nuan. "Brother Dong, by the way, ask you something personal."

  Big Brother Dong's eyes narrowed and he smiled slyly "You're asking me about people? Is it about women? Women? Or women?"

  "It's a woman." I replied calmly.

  Big Brother Dong patted his own chest "My surname is Dong, this name isn't called in vain."

  I smiled and said "Call Nuan Nuan, about 1.65 meters tall, long hair, quite white, under 100 pounds."

  Dong Ge listened and then rubbed his head, thinking for half a day. "You're giving me several days' time. I really don't remember this. I've only been in school for a short while. I'll try to find out as soon as possible."

  I gave Dong Ge a disdainful look "Alright. Household registration Dong Ge. You guys go eat."

  "Grass, Fatso Tuo left, went to eat. I'll tell you slowly later. No Root Liu said."

  Pangzi Taodao smiled foolishly, then stood up and took four more water bottles from the balcony. He carried the bottles and followed Dongge downstairs.

  I picked up the phone and dialed Bolong's number, which connected quickly. "Hello, Liu'er?"

  "What's wrong with you?"

  "Eating out with my wife"

  "Are you coming back tonight?"

  "I don't know, what's up with you, are you going back?"

  "That's necessary. Let's head back soon, don't keep sleeping outside all the time, what's wrong with you?"

  "Sour grapes" Bolong smiled and said "Alright, let's talk later, hang up, bye"

  "Goodnight," I said as I followed Bao Long and continued. Lying down, sleeping. And indeed fell asleep.

  Didn't hear Dong Ge's voice, it's actually a pretty good feeling.

  But I didn't hear it when I was sleeping at night, and in the morning I really heard it clearly.

  I stretched, opened my eyes and felt extremely comfortable. I slept from 4 or 5 pm yesterday to 7 am this morning, it was really too comfortable. Unlike yesterday, I didn't feel lethargic at all.

  Dong Ge is brushing his teeth again. Bo Long, that rabbit, still hasn't come back. I'm glad that last night Dong Ge and Pang Zi Tao didn't disturb me.

  Two days without class, it seems like nothing really happened. I only found out when I asked, that Bao Long had actually helped me answer the roll call all along.

  When I arrived at class, Bao Long was already there.

  "You didn't go back again last night."

  "Grass, I'm in a passionate love now, but starting tonight, I'll be back."

  "Why?"

  "My wife's aunt has arrived"

  "Then don't go out and live, Yang Qiong won't hit you."

  Bo Long smiled and spread his hands, "My wife brought it up, she's being too considerate of me. Either we can watch or touch. Can't do anything, but still sleep together, how uncomfortable."

  I shot him a disdainful look "Can I insult you in a language you don't understand?"

  "Okay, let me see, what don't I understand?"

  "Big idiot"

  "Grass, I can understand this."

  I smiled and pointed at Bao Long "Alright, now I can understand human language"

  "Get lost!" Bao Long pinched me and then we started fighting. Going to school is still good after all.

  When the first big class ended, there was a half-hour break. Bo Long, Yang Qiong and I were smoking and chatting at the classroom door. We saw four or five people rushing towards us from the corridor, looking fierce and not having any good intentions. They first entered Class One, then after about five minutes, they came to Class Two.

  I looked at Yang Qiong "Qiong sister, what does this mean, what are they going to do?"

  Yang Qiong spread her hands "I don't know either, who knows what these people are doing."

  Bo Long shook his head "Wait and see, it will be known eventually. Look at this group of evil spirits' momentum. It's like they owe someone a lot of money."

  We three were standing at the entrance of our classroom, watching these people. The leader was a short guy, about 1.8 meters tall, followed by three or four others. They walked with an air of nonchalance, looking like small-time hooligans. To be honest, I think this kind of behavior is the stupidest. You can be a small-time hooligan, but you absolutely cannot behave like they did - walking with their hands in their pockets, noses upturned, swaying back and forth, and occasionally bursting out laughing loudly enough for the whole floor to hear. They attracted everyone's attention, and yet they were still full of confidence. Two of them even wore oversized headphones that stuck out a lot - I have no idea how heavy they were on their ears. I really admire our school for daring to admit such idiots. This kind of trash is an embarrassment to all hooligans.

  I've always thought I was a hoodlum, but I'm a high-tech hoodlum, a very low-key hoodlum. I like to hang out, but not like them, what they do isn't called hanging out, it's called being a hooligan.

  A few people who were very arrogant walked past us, then looked at us with disdain for a while. Four of them, in an arrogant manner, entered our class.

  Yang Qiong watched them go in, and then cursed, "Fool. How disgusting. It's nauseating, I've lost my appetite for lunch. What kind of school is this that accepts all kinds of people?"

  Bolong smiled and said "Alright, what are they doing here?"

  "I don't know, let's take a look at the past"

  I reached out and pulled Yang Qiong, then shook my head at her "Don't go"

  Yang Qiong was somewhat surprised "Why not go?"

  "What they do has nothing to do with us, as long as they don't bother us, it's fine. One more thing is not as good as one less thing. These two days have been eventful enough, we've already offended the dormitory manager, and now we're offending the class teacher, we're not far from getting kicked out of school"

  Yang Qiong followed up with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm here at school, nothing will happen. As long as it's not too big of a mess, I can handle it."

  "It's all right, don't go." Bao Long followed up with "Look at these idiots, seeing their behavior makes me realize the importance of China's population planning. Liu Er is right, one less thing is better than one more thing. Don't go. Listen to me."

  Yang Qiong looked at me and then at Bao Long, and then stretched out her hand and shouted "Get lost, you two cowards!"

  I exchanged a smile with Bao Long. Then neither of us spoke. It was obvious that reasoning with women is an extremely unreasonable behavior.

  At this moment, two girls wearing very sexy clothes came out from the neighboring class, all wearing black silk stockings. High heels, with heavy powder on their faces, and heavily made up. One of them looked slightly better, but if she took off her makeup, it would probably be just so-so. The other one was simply unbearable to look at, conservatively estimated weight over 150 pounds. It's quite cold outside, but they're both wearing low-cut T-shirts, that fat girl, two big breasts, swaying with each step. More disgusting than the thugs I saw earlier.

  Two people walked up to our side, the fat one spoke up and said "Qiong Jie, that woman in our class is a bit disgusting. You guys don't have classes this afternoon, we do, so it's just right, come over and teach her a lesson"

  The thin man patted my shoulder and said "Hey handsome, give me a cigarette"

  I'm now used to these, and with a familiar motion I pick up another cigarette, hand it to her, and light it for her. The way she smokes is even more impressive than mine or Bao Long's, almost as good as Qiong Jie's.

  Qiong jie listened to Pangzi's words and smiled "Why."

  "Despicable, always pretending to be innocent with boys, speaking in a coquettish tone." Alongside the chubby one, covering her own throat, she said "You're really annoying, so annoying, where is it? Where does anyone have it?"

  The woman next to her let out a "heh" and burst out laughing. "You're so pretentious, but at least you're not as exaggerated as him. Nobody even understands what he's saying."

  "Yes, talking about dating, someone asked seriously, 'dating', what's that?". The fat guy's voice changed again "No, I've never had a boyfriend. My dad's car has four wheels."

  "That's what you get for being a slut?" Qiong jie smiled and said "Beating her up won't make you feel any better, it's not worth it."

  "What's going on?"

  "Isn't there a handsome guy over there?" Qiong sister pointed at me "Anyway, Liu'er doesn't have a partner now, so go and settle that girl down, and teach her how to be a human being by the way."

  "What the heck, what does it have to do with me?" I pointed at myself. "You guys come on, what are you trying to do? It's your business, don't drag me into this, I won't participate in that kind of thing, it's too shameless."

  "You're also pretending to be innocent? Got a screw loose?" Fatso said with a smile.

  I shook my head "I really can't take it anymore."

  "Go to hell!" The fat guy gave me the middle finger. Qiong sister next to me, and another skinny one, both laughed.

  The thin man smiled and said, "You're called Liu Er, right? My name is Lü Shanshan, they all call me Shanshan. And this sister of mine next to me, just call her Hu Jie, everyone calls her that, we're a group with Qiong Jie."

  I nodded "Wang Yue, just call me Liu Er."

  Xiang Xiang smiled and said "Sixth brother, what about that matter? As long as you're willing, we'll make you a deal. You can still be a virgin, what do you think?"

  "No, no, I really can't do it."

  "What a great opportunity you have, and yet you don't cherish it. If it weren't for the fact that our brother followed Qiong Jie and became her husband, we would have given this good thing to our sister's husband."

  "Don't tell him, those two are just a pair of cowardly men. One is more cowardly than the other. And not just ordinary cowardice. There's no use telling them, and now he says he won't go, does that mean he really won't go? Don't worry about it, I'll teach you two what to do in a minute."

  "What are you going to do? Don't mess around."

  "Right, right," Bo Long followed up with "Don't mess around."

  Yang Qiong slapped Bo Long's head and said "Between you and me, who gets the final say?"