Dong Ge is a teacher

  I slept well at night. Yang Qiong and Nuan Nuan slept in the inner room, while we four old men squeezed outside. Dong Ge grabbed the sofa.

  We three, all sleeping on the floor, it's quite thick after all, it's cold in winter. I'm farthest from Dong Ge, followed by Fat Tiao, and Bao Long is closest to Dong Ge, right under his sofa, because there's a heater there. Yesterday, we three made up our beds, and Bao Long grabbed that spot, rushing towards us with a silly smile. Too lazy to bother with him, so I let it go, didn't think too much about it.

  The next morning, I was sleeping quite well, but suddenly I heard a "thud". Immediately followed by a "Why doesn't it hurt today?" This voice is Dong Ge's. "Ahh, my grass." This voice is Bao Long's. And hoarse. Extreme pain.

  I suddenly opened my eyes and saw that the quilt was wrapped around me, with half of my body pressed against Bao Long's. His face looked confused, probably because he had just woken up too, and he didn't seem to want to move, so he just lay there.

  Bolong lay on the ground, sometimes pushing the door eastward with one hand, and sometimes pushing it westward with one hand. He wanted to push the door eastward, but it seemed that he couldn't exert his strength, probably because he had just woken up.

  Fatso rubbed his eyes and said "What's going on?"

  Huo Kou nodded slightly and then buried his head in Bao Long's chest, as if he was about to fall asleep again.

  He fell silent for nearly two minutes, then suddenly let out a loud roar "Hukou East, I'm going to f**k your mother." Following that, Bao Long flipped over and pinned Hukou East underneath him. He bit down hard on Hukou East's arm.

  "Ah yo." Hu Kou Dong's originally dazed eyes suddenly widened. "Damn it, Boss Bao." Then the two of them started fighting on the ground, both completely sober now.

  The posture of two people is very ambiguous.

  When Huo Koudong and Bao Long were making a ruckus outside, the door of the house inside opened. Nuan and Yang Qiong had already dressed up and looked at us saying "Why are you still not awake in the early morning and starting to fight?"

  I spread my two hands out, immediately followed by Bao Long's painful howl "Hukou East, I'm going to kill you."

  "Ah yo." This voice was from Hukou Dong.

  She shook her head and walked over to me with a hint of helplessness, "Honey, we'll be moving again soon."

  "Wait for them to finish fighting, then we'll move house. Let's go early and have breakfast after moving. In the afternoon, I and Bao Long will go get some clothes, bring back a part of the clothes."

  "What good eyesight can you two old men have?"

  "I'm leading the fashion trend." Then I pointed at myself "You should believe me."

  Nuan Nuan smiled and said, "You, me, Bo Long, and Yang Qiong, the four of us will go deal with clothes. Let Hu Kou Dong and Pang Zi Tao, the two of them, stay in the new house and clean up."

  "So many people have left?"

  Warmly nodded "I and Yang Qiong dig, you and Bo Long pay, plus hard work."

  "Why pick on the two of you?"

  Yang Qiong walked over at this time "If you can't sell it or can't sell it anymore, we can continue to wear it."

  "Right!" Nuan Nuan chimed in "This is called making good use of things. Otherwise, the ones you bought are not only ugly but also can't be sold, and they'll all go to waste."

  "Uh-huh, that's right."

  "I'm fed up." I felt a bit depressed "You two girls, how can you be like this? Can't you think of me for once?"

  "It's not that you can't think about it, this is called being prepared in many ways."

  I glanced at them with disdain, thought for a moment, and didn't think much of it. Like this, the battle between Bao Long and Kōkō Tō continued for several minutes.

  Wash and dress, pack up, take a taxi, move to the new home. After all the hustle and bustle, I and Bao Long looked at Hu Kou Dong and Pang Zi Tao: "You two pack up your things, we probably won't be back tonight, and we can't make it in time. Let's get everything ready as soon as possible, and the four of us will go pick out some clothes to bring back. Let's see what sells well."

  "Why is it you four?" Hu Kou Dong stretched out his hand and pointed to himself "For this kind of thing, not letting me, your big brother, go out and take care of it, can the few of you handle it? Can you get it done?"

  "You're the big brother, you're our spiritual pillar."

  "Right, you have to sit in our headquarters and command."

  "Right, directing all our actions, and this kind of hard work, you can't do it either, let's just us few do it."

  "Big brother, you should have the demeanor of a big brother. How can you do such things? Leave Xiaozi Tao to me. When you want to eat, let him go buy food for you. Whatever you want to do, just let him handle it."

  "Damn it, why me?"

  "It's all because of you."

  "No way, I'm going on strike." Fatso Taoyi said with righteous indignation "I want dignity."

  I'm just like Baozi Tao's head, an ear scoop "Dignity doesn't need to be with one's own people."

  "Uh-huh, got it." Bo Long gave another earful "Take good care of Brother Dong."

  "Hello?"

  "Resistance is futile."

  "Listen up, I'm your big brother. Screw it, what I say goes on this matter."

  A calm voice sounded "SB".

  "Damn it." Hu Kou rushed towards Bo Long and took care of everything in two minutes.

  I stood up and clapped my hands, then hugged Bao Long and said "Let's go."

  Bo Long smiled and said, "It's still better for us to do it together. Otherwise, we'll have to bother him for half a day. Fat Tuo, you take care of the household registration."

  We chatted and laughed, I hugged Nuan, Bao Long hugged Yang Qiong, and the few of us went out.

  "How to go?"

  "The 5 o'clock train can get there by half past ten tonight."

  "Why run all the way over there? It's such a long distance."

  "They say it's cheaper over there." I thought for a moment "And it should be really cheap. I've never been either."

  "Alright then, let's go to the train station. Departure."

  We laughed and went to the train station to buy tickets. Bao Long and I were okay, but Yang Qiong and Nuan Nuan were like two people on a shopping spree buying clothes. At night, we casually found a small hotel to stay in, which was an underground room, damn it, and still cost 100 yuan, and we had to search for a long time to find it. The inside was dark, damp, and quite cold. We didn't sleep well all night.

  I've lived for so long, and this is my first time in Beijing. A big city is indeed a big city, much bigger than the one where I went to school. It's extremely luxurious with high-rise buildings everywhere. I was feeling pretty good and had a series of plans.

  But once we got on the bus, we were frustrated. The traffic problem is really congested. Every 500 meters there is a traffic light, and each traffic light takes 2 minutes to wait. After passing one intersection, you basically have to wait for two traffic lights.

  Only knew the zoo, knew it was cheap, and even forgot who said it, all the way asking and reversing, from Liu Li Bridge to the zoo, we sat on the bus for more than two hours. We were all depressed.

  Entered the zoo, asked around, saw many large buildings, including underground ones, all of which were wholesale markets. Back and forth, there were many people pushing small black carts with big black bags on them. "See, I told you, this is where they sell wholesale clothing." He smiled satisfactorily and said, "Let's go, let's get out of here, guys."

  We were all very happy and started shopping in the large wholesale market at the zoo. Nuan and Yang Qiong, the two of them, were really happy, feeling that the clothes were very cheap. Nuan was bargaining with the vendor, while the two of them were picking out goods. I and Bo Long just stood by and watched. They only bought women's clothing, dresses and pants. The two girls were so happy. Girls love shopping, it's their nature. We spent a whole four hours shopping, even skipping lunch because of the two girls.

  At night, a big pile of bags. More than 20 banknotes were missing, nearly 30. Four large bags of women's clothing were bought, all with the same code. At KFC near the zoo, regardless of the surprised gaze of many people, they had a big meal, having not eaten for a day, what a joke, carrying so many things, only a madman would care about appearances.

  In the evening, we returned to our place of residence, lay on the bed, and didn't even have the energy to touch meat, nor were we afraid of the cold. This trip has almost exhausted both me and Bao Long.

  Nuan Nuan and Yang Qiong had already changed into their new clothes and pants. Bo Long was initially trying to stop them, but I settled it with one sentence: "Let them wear it, if they don't want to wear it anymore, just wash it and sell it."

  "No way, is it?"

  "It doesn't matter what's right or wrong. Never mind, you two just go ahead."

  "Husband, you're so handsome." Nuan Nuan gave a thumbs up.

  Yang Qiong stretched out her hand and slapped Bo Long's ear "Look at others, then look at yourself."

  Bo Long was a bit helpless. Since Yang Qiong followed Bo Long, Bo Long listened to Yang Qiong's words and did whatever she asked him to do. They had already reached a certain level of tacit understanding. As long as Yang Qiong stretched out her hand, Bo Long didn't need her to say anything. As long as Yang Qiong spoke, Bo Long didn't need her to stretch out her hand. However, Yang Qiong was still very considerate of Bo Long's feelings, and the emotions between the two people were growing stronger day by day.

  Another day has passed, and I was woken up again in the middle of the night by the cold. I opened my eyes to see Nuan Nuan snuggled up against me. After a moment's thought, I tightly hugged her. As a professional heater, I am warm all year round, regardless of whether I'm feeling cold or not. My body is always super warm, but Nuan Nuan's body was quite cool. I know she's afraid of the cold, but she doesn't say anything. To save money, we're living in a basement, and my heart aches for this woman. As I held Nuan Nuan, watching her fall asleep in my arms, I thought about how tough things are for her, and yet she never complains. I gently kissed her forehead.

  The next day, we finally managed to buy train tickets. Our group boarded the train in a grand manner. By the time we arrived home, it was already 5 o'clock in the evening.

  I walked to the door, took out the key and opened it. Inside was a woman's unique voice, accompanied by a man's voice: "You see this part, you first use your hand to rub it, clockwise three circles, counterclockwise three circles. I'll pause for a moment. You see this part, yes, that's right, slowly, it will get bigger. The man's technique is not right here. Based on my many years of experience in the industry, I can tell you very directly that they are too amateurish, too amateurish. What I'm telling you is absolutely the most professional."

  I exchanged a glance with Bao Long. Yang Qiong and Nuan Nuan both looked depressed.

  "Cough, cough." I gave a forceful cough.

  "Grass, stop coughing for fuck's sake."

  "Big Brother Dong, I don't have it."

  "There's only two of us in this house, it's not you, it's me."

  "I really don't have."

  "Cough, cough." I continued to cough once more.

  "Grass, you're still saying it's not you, and you're lying to me again."

  "Big Brother Dong, you hit me."

  "Who made you lie?" Just then, I heard the sound of slippers. A person ran out of the house, and Dong Ge was wearing a big red underwear. Bao Long and I made a unified action, which was to cover Nuan Nuan and Yang Qiong's eyes with our hands. By the way, I took a look at Dong Ge's lower body. I felt a bit helpless and pointed.

  Big Brother Dong himself also took a look and said "Grass, you came back without saying a word." Then he ran into the house again, and the door slammed shut with a "bang".