Handling two people

  Yang Qiong and He Bolong didn't come to school today. During class, I stood up because I was really bored. I glanced at the podium where our enthusiastic teacher was chatting with some of my good classmates. Suddenly, I felt even sleepier.

  I patted my own head, in high school I was so strict, they said skipping class would skip class, now in college, no one is in charge, and instead I've become more obedient, it's really getting worse with age. I reached out and patted Xiaohui "Xiaohui, when the teacher takes attendance after class, just call my name for me. I'm leaving."

  "Are you playing hooky?"

  I nodded and said "Remember, if it really doesn't work out, call me."

  "Okay, Sixth Brother." Xiaorui smiled happily.

  I strolled along and walked towards the dormitory. When I reached the door of the room, suddenly, I heard a low humming sound coming from inside.

  I sighed, not wanting to know. It must be Dong Ge again watching porn, suddenly feeling strange, but I don't know what's strange about it. Holding the key, I opened the door with a click "Dong Ge is at it again" and then I couldn't say anything else.

  On the bed in the dormitory, Yang Qiong was lying underneath, with Bo Long pressing down on top of her. The two people were naked. Everything seemed like a dream, I rubbed my eyes hard and found it was still the same.

  Boluo was stunned, looking at me, and didn't say a word for half a day. Yang Qiong was even more straightforward, directly covering her face with her hands. No matter how open-minded she was, after encountering such a thing, she wouldn't be so open anymore.

  I was the first to react. I rushed towards Bao Long and stretched out my hand, "Continue, continue, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it." Then I turned around and walked out the door, closing it behind me. At the doorway, I took a deep breath, that scene was too spectacular.

  It just occurred to me that there were two things that didn't feel right when I came in earlier. The first was because Xiaohua said Dongge had gone to class, and the second was the sound inside, which wasn't as exaggerated as it is in porn movies. These two not going to class is one thing, but they're doing it in school, in a boys' dormitory, and no one stops Yangqiong from coming in?

  I was pondering, when the door opened and Yang Qiong came out dressed, looked at me, pointed at me with her hand "If you say it out, I'll kill you."

  "Then kill me first." I said with a calm smile.

  "Who?" Yang Qiong suddenly became anxious and stretched out her hand.

  I pointed at her and said "Don't try that with me, it won't work. Don't threaten me, Sixth Brother is not afraid of threats."

  Yang Qiong took a deep breath and said, "Wang Yue, you handle it yourself."

  I smiled and said "Alright, I didn't see anything, what do you want me to do?"

  Yang Qiong patted my shoulder and said, "This is more like it." Then she scolded, "Damn it, you're really embarrassing, stupid Baidu Dragon!" After that, she went downstairs.

  Watching Yang Qiong leave, I entered the house and saw Bao Long with a gloomy face, smoking "What's wrong with coming back at any other time? Why did you have to come back now?"

  "My god, big brother, aren't you two being a bit too stimulating?"

  "What's the stimulation, said to come up and get something. As a result, she followed me in, and the dormitory teacher didn't care, I don't know if it was because of her face or not. When we came back, we took a look at the course schedule, you all had classes. Later on, I don't know how, but we ended up rolling together. At first, we were watching Dong Ge's porn, and it's all because of Dong Ge."

  "You two are too awesome."

  Bo Long lay on the sofa and smiled "It's not that we're too awesome, it's that college life is too awesome, haha, this can be stimulating."

  I shot Bo Long a disdainful look "Aren't you ashamed?"

  "Aren't you jealous of me?"

  I nodded "Damn it, I'm really envious of you. Next time let the dorm manager see you, and I'll be even more envious."

  Bolong chuckled and said "Haha". Then he stood up, put his arm around my shoulder and said "Liu'er, let's go out for a walk."

  "Where are you going?"

  "Downtown."

  "Why go all the way there, it's expensive to take a taxi back and forth."

  "I walked to the entrance and took a bus. I want to go and survey the terrain."

  "What's up?"

  "It's too expensive to rent a house outside and go to the hotel every day." Bao Long sighed, "Damn it, not enough money to spend."

  "Nonsense, living in hotels every day, your money won't be enough."

  "The small hotels at our school gate should have single rooms for rent."

  Bo Long shook his head "500 a month, I also want to live there, but Yang Qiong doesn't like it, she feels it's too close to school, it's embarrassing."

  "No way, she'll be embarrassed."

  "She looks very casual, but actually she's a little woman, you just don't understand her." Bao Long smiled and put on his coat "Let's go, Liu Er, have some soup tonight."

  "So you won't be accompanying her tonight."

  "She went to a sister's birthday party last night, I'm on holiday. How are Dong Ge and your classmate Xiao Rui?"

  "She actually asked Dong Ge what constellation he was, and Dong Ge said that all twelve constellations of the twelve months are his. She's been had."

  Bo Long listened and then patted me on the shoulder. "Now, everyone is gone, only you are left. Fat Tuo doesn't want to think about these things."

  "I'm single and happy, let's go, anyway there's nothing to do, go downtown and take a stroll, I've been here for so long, but I haven't really taken a good walk around yet."

  We two, chatting and laughing, strolling out of the campus. The university campus is quite relaxed, with students coming in and out everywhere. Each major has different class times. Inside the campus, there are couples everywhere, I'm a person who can't stand loneliness, thinking about it, I really hope to find a girlfriend, love can be put aside first, I want to touch flesh now. Looking at the couples, coming out of the small hotel that costs over 20 yuan per night, still chatting and laughing. Among them, there are many beautiful girls. Sighed, sighed again.

  Accompanying Bao Long on the bus, they arrived at the city center and started looking for a real estate agency.

  When I was in college, my monthly living expenses were 800 yuan, and BOLONG's were also 800 yuan. So, according to his idea, renting a house is a very depressing thing.

  The two of us had been walking around for half a day, but still hadn't found a house that Bao Long liked. After a long time, we sat down on the side of the road, smoking and watching the crowds of people coming and going. Bao Long sighed and said, "This society is like a dog's world."

  "Alright, what's there to complain about again?"

  "Renting a house is not allowed to pay one month at a time, it's either six months or a year. I'm so angry, and I still have to pay a deposit of one month's rent. After that, I also need to give the intermediary money. In this way, renting for half a year will cost at least over 4,000 yuan. Where can I get so much money? This society is like a dog, I've seen through it all, everything is fake, only money is real."

  I smiled and patted Bolong's shoulder "Alright, it's not that serious, what did Yang Qiong mean, is she paying?"

  "Come on. The two of us together have over 2,000 yuan."

  I thought about it and asked "Do you really want to be with her, get married and spend your life together?"

  "That's inevitable." Bao Long smiled slightly "You know me, I won't tell lies."

  "The remaining two thousand, I'll give it to you." I thought for a moment, then said "You take it and use it, there should still be enough on my card"

  Bo Long heard this and turned his head saying "Don't joke around, with so much money, if you gave it to me, what would you do?"

  "I spread out my two hands and said 'Every day just follow the household registration east'."

  Bolong thought for a moment, "Or ask Hu Kou Dong to borrow money."

  "Goodbye, Dong Ge actually has a hard time too. He earns money once and gets scolded once, he must not feel comfortable in his heart either. Now he is thinking about how to get the computer money out, let's give him less pressure."

  "I'm particularly upset in my heart."

  "Don't be so stubborn, just get along with Yang Qiong." I said with a smile "It's nothing, between us, no need to say too much, there's not that much to talk about anyway."

  Bo Long stood up, looked at me, his eyes were a bit red, took two deep breaths "Alright, I won't be polite with you anymore. I'll hurry to call Yang Qiong and tell her what's going on. We can just rent that one for over 4,000 yuan, the difference in price, she can lend us some more."

  "Baolong, what's the point of us going to college like this?"

  Bo Long was stunned, thinking for half a day, and slowly said "Let's enjoy it openly and honestly in advance. Nowadays, society is like this, girls are more open than men, bars and nightclubs are everywhere, if I hadn't met Yang Qiong, I would have thought about hooking up with several more chicks to touch different textures of flesh. As for the meaning, I don't know either. Anyway, my original intention was to sleep with multiple women, two in middle school, four in high school, and one in college. I always thought I could break through ten, but now Yang Qiong is the seventh, and that's it."

  As I listened to Bao Long's words, I found that our purposes for going to college were basically the same. My temper is a bit violent, and his is even more so. I prefer to use violence to solve problems, and he likes it even more. But if we continue like this, what's the point?

  "Sixth child, what's wrong? Why aren't you speaking?"

  I looked up and smiled, "Bolong, either we both drop out of school. Go into society and make a living on our own, or every now and then worry about a few hundred dollars, I feel especially pitiful."

  Bo Long listened, looked at me, and fell silent for a while. "There are some things that haven't been dealt with yet. After I've handled them, I'll have a good talk with my mom, and then we won't come to this crappy university anymore. It's not like it has any significance anyway. High school was just a mess, nothing accomplished, and college is still the same, nothing accomplished."

  "What do you want to deal with?"

  "Deal with those two people." Bao Long glanced at me, "Yu Ming, Qin Xuan, if we can handle them, we won't have to go up anymore. We can just blend in with society and figure out where to go later. Besides, I still need to discuss these things with Yang Qiong. You know her temperament, I need to talk to her slowly. I really love her, love her crazily, love her to death. If she's not willing, I won't go anywhere else. Everything else is insignificant."

  I chuckled and pushed Bolong's shoulder "You damn bastard, really prioritize lust over friendship."

  "Haha, I didn't learn from you. Stupid." Bao Long scolded me with a sentence "Don't you have anything else to do?"

  "We're the same, it's settled with just three people, two men and one woman."

  "Which woman are you referring to?" Bao Long was surprised. "As for the two of us, our personalities are probably not the same, what about that woman?"

  "You'll know later." I smiled and pushed Bo Long with my hand. "I'll go to the ATM at the bank across the street to get you some money, you tell Yang Qiong about it, let her come together to take a look at the house, then call the real estate agent."

  "Alright then, you can go."