Actually, it was my first love
The days have suddenly become very dull, and all the activities in school have been revealed. In the end, I think I've understood a bit of the eternal truth. The university student union is essentially a black society protected by teachers within the school. All students who enter the student union, girls are mostly good-looking or have connections, boys must have connections. For example, if Zhang San joins the student union, his younger brother, older brother, sister, aunt, and second uncle can also join if they want to. It's all just a word from the head of each department in the student union. Moreover, the relationship between university teachers and student union members has gone beyond ordinary friendship, involving the distribution of many benefits. Only they themselves are clear about the inside story.
Here is the translation:
Dong Ge woke up very early on the second day, full of confidence. But from my professional perspective, it seems like Dong Ge didn't sleep well last night, in other words, he was too tense to fall asleep. But that's not right, according to what Dong Ge said, he has a new woman every three months, and in ten years, 3650 days, he has already had 36.5 women, with half of them being Gao Weiwei. But it's just a blind date, why is he so excited? Last night, he was tossing and turning on the bed, getting up to play computer, then lying down again. It made us all feel annoyed. Normally, Dong Ge wouldn't wake up until 7 am, but today, at 5:30 am, we heard a very familiar sound coming from his phone. I opened my eyes dazedly and saw that Dong Ge had already gotten up, stretched his limbs, yawned, and then ran out. Bao Long turned over in bed. Fat Tao was still snoring loudly, damn Fat Tao, he always snores when sleeping, but at least he has some self-awareness, every day he waits until we fall asleep before he sleeps. Every night, he studies.
Before long, Dong Ge came out of the cool platform, brushing his teeth, and arrived at Bo Long's side, then rushed to smile at Bo Long.
I sat up and looked at my phone. Damn, it's really early! This crazy guy, indeed, something even crazier happened. Dong Ge was holding a toothbrush with toothpaste all over it, brushing his teeth for half the day, then with foam still on it, he started brushing Bo Long's face. After one brush, Bo Long pushed Dong Ge away. Then Dong Ge brushed again, and Bo Long turned his body around, ignoring him. He must have been really sleepy too.
Dong Ge held his toothbrush in his hand, looked at the toothbrush, then looked at Dong Ge again, squeezed some toothpaste and went to Bo Long's side to brush.
Boluo stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, then continued sleeping.
Dong Ge felt a bit depressed "Still not awake like this." After saying that, Dong Ge brushed again.
After wiping his face, Bao Long stretched out his hand and wiped his face again. Then he slowly opened his eyes and saw Dong Ge wearing only underwear, with toothpaste on his mouth, smiling at Bao Long. Bao Long wiped his face twice more, then calmly sat up, no longer sleepy.
After sitting up, Dong Ge smiled at Bo Long and started twisting his butt "How about it, little dragon? Are you still dare to steal my breakfast in the future?"
Boluo continued laughing and didn't say anything.
"Little dragon, how are you? Brother told you to get up early and exercise."
Bao Long didn't say a word, then stretched out his thumb and pointed it at Dong Ge.
"Big Brother is twisting his butt again. How about it? Are you going to dare to provoke me in the future? Don't listen to my words."
Bolong shook his head "Dong Ge, I was wrong."
I felt a bit surprised, leaning against the bed, looking at Dong Ge and Bo Long, Bo Long seemed to be a bit abnormal today.
"Alright, I forgive you."
"Oh, Dong Ge, thank you" Bo Long followed and said "You said the female lead in your movie, if it were Gao Weiwei, then Gao Weiwei would be naked under you, Dong Ge, ah, ah, ah, calling out like that, you say, how good would it be."
Dong Ge was stunned for a moment, his butt stopped shaking, the toothbrush stopped moving, and there were toothpaste bubbles in his mouth. He swallowed water in his own mouth, I'm curious, is toothpaste water good to drink or not?
"Think about it." Bo Long gestured with his hands, "Gao Weiwei, wearing a black lingerie set, black stockings, those slender legs, that chest, that buttocks, and then those high heels, so sexy. She had a bewildered expression on her face, waiting for you to ravish her, and she even waved at you, Dongdong, Dongdong." Bo Long said while gesturing with his hands, "Dongge, think about it, that wonderful scene, you can imagine it, right?"
I almost burst out laughing, and I was puzzled about what was wrong with this guy, according to his temperament, he should have exploded long ago.
At this time, Bo Long took a glance at Dong Ge's lower body. I don't think anyone knows, but Dong Ge's strength has increased so much that Wei Wei is already so tough. If it were said that those who are not accurate should shoot now.
At this moment, Bo Long stretched out his hand and grabbed Dong Ge's lower body "Liu Zhendong, I fuck your aunt's sister." Then heard the painful howling sound of Dong Ge. The voice was super loud.
I immediately covered my ears, and on the side, the fat Tao, who was still snoring, suddenly sat up, then looked around nervously, and saw Dong Ge squatting on the ground, with Bo Long grasping his vital parts. The two men's postures were very strange, one squatting and the other half-squatting. One in pain wanting to commit suicide, the other angry wanting to kill someone.
Suddenly, Dong Ge let out a long sigh. I didn't care about these things originally.
Just then, I saw Bologn's facial expression was very strange, his whole face was twisted, and after twisting, it slowly transformed into a facial expression that wanted to kill people, burn corpses, and whip corpses, but couldn't help it. Dong Ge over there also had an innocent expression, looking at Bologn as if trying to win people's sympathy.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" I extinguished the cigarette and asked Bao Long.
Pangzi Ta rubbed his eyes and said, "It's good that I got up early, just in time to review yesterday's lessons."
Bolong stood up, and Dongge also stood up. Bolong's hand was stretched out outside, very far away from himself. Yesterday it was a finger, today it became a whole hand.
Big Brother Dong on one side, with an embarrassed face "I didn't mean to. I really didn't mean to."
"What's going on here?" I was a bit surprised, then accidentally glanced at Dong Ge's underwear. Suddenly, I found that Dong Ge's underwear was wet in one spot. I suddenly understood everything, turned around and looked at Bo Long. Looking at Bo Long's hand, I subconsciously hid under the bed, then carefully observed Bo Long's hand to see if there were any... But I was afraid that if Bo Long knew the truth, he would fight me to the death. So I chose not to speak up.
Boluo turned his head and took another look at Dong Ge.
Dong Ge smiled awkwardly "Too excited, too excited, you know. I have a special affection for Gao Weiwei. You can't blame me for being reckless from the start, right?"
Bo Long nodded "Brother, Liu Zhendong, you are my brother, you are really my brother, you are my own brother." After finishing speaking, he calmly swung his hands, and the anger and confusion on his face transformed into calm acceptance, and he walked towards the toilet.
When he passed by my side, I still hid to the side, afraid that if he reacted afterwards, he would find me and fight to the death. I really couldn't withstand the furious Bao Long who had already stained his hands with Dong Ge's life.
Fat boy Taotao looked at Dong Ge and said "You're not so exaggerated, are you?"
Big Brother Dong looked at us two and then took off his pants. After taking them off, he picked up a roll of toilet paper and started wiping himself.
"I'm grass. Brother Dong."
After wiping, Dong Ge stretched and acted as if nothing had happened. He took out his phone, opened the alarm clock, and "ah" sounds came out. Dong Ge twisted his own butt, then rushed to the toilet where Bo Long was and said, "Long Long, listen to me explain, it's not like this actually."
Less than a minute later, I heard "Liu Zhendong, fuck your mother" from the toilet. It was Bolong's furious voice, followed by Dongge's painful and mournful cry.
Pangzi Tao covered his ears "Brother Dong won't go in and provoke Dragon Brother again, will he?"
I spread out my two hands and looked at Bao Long "I don't know either"
Two minutes later, Bao Long came out of the toilet and took a finger away from himself, just like yesterday's action. He went to his bed and wiped it vigorously with a towel. After wiping, he took his own finger and rubbed it hard against the wall.
The toilet suddenly fell silent. "Bolong, Bolong." I tried calling out twice. But Bolong didn't respond to me. He was still there, wiping his fingers on the wall.
I shouted "Dong Ge, Dong Ge" again twice.
As a result, there was no one in the toilet to care for me. I quickly put on my slippers and went to the toilet. Looking at Brother Dong, squatting in the toilet with a painful expression all over his body, not wearing any clothes.
"What's wrong?" I asked in surprise.
"Brother Dong still had a complicated and entangled face 'Bolong broke my hemorrhoids for me. He also broke my virgin body.'"
"My grass, big brother, isn't it? You're not one every three months?"
"I'm fooling you guys, actually I've never had a girlfriend. I've always just thought about it. But I've never really done anything." Dong Ge's face was full of helplessness "I'm dying from the pain."
Suddenly, thinking of Dong Ge's words, I couldn't help but burst out laughing "haha", Bo Long became the first person to be laughed at by Dong Ge, haha. The more I laughed, the more I wanted to laugh, then I returned to my dormitory and fell onto the bed. Then I laughed non-stop.
Boluo was still rubbing his fingers against the wall. Paozi Tao had a bewildered expression on his face. I burst out laughing on my bed. In the end, we almost missed our class.
[PS: The fifth watch is over, and we'll continue to work hard tomorrow.]

