Testing logs on SCP 426.

  Log start at beginning of containment.

  24 minutes in: SCP 426 awoke and proved to be both sentient and speak English. Update status to Euclid Class due to sentience. When asked, he claimed to be Steve Irwin. He then proceeded to summon a reddish coloured dagger before it disappeared, and he fell unconscious again.

  26 minutes in: Two D-class personnel were deployed to test for anomalous effects. No cognitohazards or memetic effects have been recorded but due to the nature of each, neither have been ruled out. Staff and D-class personnel in the entirety of Site 20 have been experiencing a fear of judgement that has been described as 'not belonging inside my own skin.' Both D-class contacted 426's skin with no effects to either subject noted.

  31 minutes in: Investigative surgery has proven to be fruitless due to nothing we have being able to penetrate 426's skin. Possible update to Keter due to difficulty containing somthing we can't even mark with a laser.

  39 minutes in: An MRI of the subject has revealed something interesting. SCP 426 seems to possess no internal organs, bones, or anything except blood inside their form. He has not taken a single breath since containment either. Drowning or any method of termination involving depravation of food, air, or presumably disease is therefore not recommended.

  43 minutes in: SCP 426 awakens in his cell once more.

  End log

  "Damn my head still hurts. Shade?"

  As always, whenever Jason had no idea what was going on, his system did.

  Shadow of the Reaper familiar has been dispersed by astral forces.

  To resummon you need:

  400 gold rank [Shadow Quintessence]

  400 gold rank [Death Quintessence]

  1.2 kilograms of gold rank [Discorporal Glass]

  7 kilograms of gold rank [Midnight Onyx Powder]

  3 gold rank [Midnight Jade]

  1 [Dark essence]

  1 [Sythe essence]

  Ritual of gold rank summoning

  "Wait gold rank!?"

  Latent astral forces have infused your soul, unlocking more of your soul's potential. This has no downsides Currently all abilities are at Gold 9.

  "Colin and Gordon must be gone as well."

  Familiar [Avatar of Doom] was discorporated by astral forces.

  Familiar [Sanguine Horror] was not due to inhabiting your form.

  "Thats nice. Well, I guess what doesn't kill you, skips a bunch of ranks for you. But how did I get here in the first place?"

  The screens had no answer for that.

  "Okay new universe, new me and whole bunch of new governmental fuckers who think they can experiment on me. If the Cabal and Network could barely stop me at silver, do they have a chance with me at the peak of gold?"

  And with that cheery thought the voices came back.

  "Again, who are you?"

  Each are given a classification on how hard it is to contain; not how dangerous it is.

  Safe: If you leave it in a box and it stays it's Safe

  Euclid: If you leave it in a box and you don't know what it will do, it's Euclid.

  Keter: If it makes an active effort to escape the box, it's Keter.

  Apollyon: If it is neigh impossible to contain, it's Apollyon. Usually, a breach of containment is synonymous with the end of the world.

  Neutralized: If it's dead or permanently incapacitated it's Neutralized.

  Before any SCP fans get mad, I KNOW 426 is the first-person toaster.

  A useful info dump on ranks

  Each rank has escalating resistance to the lower ranks.

  Normal: Basic ass human

  Iron: Has enough magical power through different means to be considered magical. Begins the process of transforming the body into a magic flesh puppet. A fight between two would crack the street.

  Bronze: A fight would topple a building or two. Lifespan usually over 100 years.

  Silver: A fight would destroy multiple city blocks. Lifespan usually around 200 years.

  Gold: The point where the body has no organs bones or anything except blood. This is the point where if quick, revival magic is possible. Their base physicality is comparable to comic book superheroes . A fight would certainly destroy many city blocks and possibly the entire city. Lifespan usually around 700 years

  Diamond: Your entire city is about to become collateral damage in the fight. Can also self-revive if not killed properly. Cannot die from old age.

  Half Transcendent: Could leave a planet in a smoking dirtball over the course of a fight. Diamond ranks who are chasing the path to godhood.

  Transcendent: Diamond rankers who through one way or another, have power comparable to gods.

  Gods: Raw manifestations of a type of magic. They poof into existence once magic levels are high enough. Gods of purity, healing, undead etc.

  Great Astral Beings: Unfathomable beings who govern the laws of death, stability of reality and watch over the beings in the deep astral.