JASON HAS RETURNED FOR ANOTHER NOVEL!

  Yes, yes, I know you're all excited. Jason is alive and kicking. It took me far to long to muster up the courage to write another chapter and here we are. And yes, there was no Christmas Chapter. I tried to think of something that wouldn't take too long and realized it would fit better into the main story, far later into the adventure. Like the end of this novel or the middle of the next.

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  Anyways, uh, I dunno what else to say, so, without further ado, let's flip along to the reintroduction.

  HORAAAAAAYYYYYY-