Print out and play the Sifillis Stories QUEST-O-TRON game!

  QUEST-O-TRON INSTRUCTIONS:

  OBJECTIVE:

  Be the first player to reach Schmegma City!

  Each player (up to seven) makes a game piece and places it on a starting point. Choose from: Spew Spew Forest, the Schmahoning Drive-In Theater, Foulfinger University, Smelsinore Trailer Park, Goiterhead Farm, Cydroidobot’s Log Chateau, or the Fartcano Dominion.

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  Flip a coin.

  If it’s “heads” move ahead one space.

  If it’s “tails” move ahead two spaces.

  When you land on a number look it up on the Quest-O-Tron Action Page. Do what the action page tells you to do. If you’re to move to another number, move there and wait for your next turn.

  Take turns doing this until someone finally reaches Schmegma City and wins the game!