Name: Ambystoma Armaparvulus (Armaparvulus means "small weapons" or "small arms" in Latin)

  Moniker(s): Axelotl

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  Moniker(s) by Qale: Tiny fuckers!

  Height: 0.3m (1ft)

  Weight: As light as a volleyball.

  Description: Distant cousins of axolotls but with huge heads, tiny bodies and beady eyes. Comes in multiple colours.

  Unique Trait(s): Remarkable regenerative capabilities; ability to reattach torn limbs; and uses a wide variety of miniature weapons to hunt and defend itself.

  Weakness(es): Weak as fuck.