Not sure if this even counts as a short story since it's only one paragraph but oh well.

  One day at school during lunch there was a dog named Browny who saw an owl who she never met before, and she was always looking for new friends, so she went over to the owl and said,

  If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

  “Excuse me, may I ask you what your name is?” She noticed that the owl was a boy.

  He said “Hool, what’s your name?”

  She said “I’m Browny, do you want to have lunch together?” He said “Sure.” And so they ate lunch together.

  End of Prologue.