Kate- Spazz, mind sharing your puppet's sensories?
Spazz- Sure thing! Hope you enjoy the show.
Gangoon 1: "... Kill, that's a big fucking cake."
Spazz (as Killyan)- "Boss told me to prepare his own surprise party. Sent me to get the cake to some weird place..."
Gangoon 2- "Again? Dude always stiffs you with the shit jobs. You ain't his lt, you're a fucking fetch dog and since we are under you he treats us the fucking same. Implant a fucking spine or something, man."
Spazz- "Ain't like that... right?"
Gangoon 1- "You too nice, he taking advantage."
Kate- Ain't it going too well?
Harold- I told you he was perfect.
Spazz- "OK, OK, you right, I get. Shit, got'n idea... stay sharp today, don't party hard, I'll need later."
Gangoon 2- "Wait, when I say do something..."
Spazz- "No crimp, no crimp, plan is perfect. Been sleeping on something someone sent me all secret-like. Swear t's good stuff."
Gangoon 1- "Sorry to say Kill but your brain grills toasts, your plans are what got us here."
Spazz- "If shit goes south, nothing on you guys, just don't follow kay?"
Gangoon 1- "No piss splash?"
Spazz- "Not a drop."
Gangoon 1- "Hope t's good this time..."
*Bjjjjjj clic*
*crowd's hubbub*
Gangoon 2- "The others are coming in, let's seal the hatches on this."
Gangoon 1- "Sound!"
Spazz- "Sound..."
"A'RIGHT SETTLE DOWN, GOT SOMETHING TO WATCH BEFORE BRUTAFF'S BASH FOR THE MOOD."
Video Brutaff- "Hey, Les, nice to see you for once. Did you get some plastic done to doll yourself up? I can see around you now."
*few laughs in the crowd*
Video Brutaff- " That new threads Mirage? Those look nice, not like your face, you should change that first."
" Hey Glitchy, that a new boy toy of yours, or just your compandroid with a new skin? Guess it doesn't matter, either way, you're so bad in bed even 'roids leave you."
Kate- Video? When did you...
Spazz- I have an AI trained for psy ops let's say I trained my AI to watch conflicts all around the city to build a database on how not to resolve conflicts. Just had to enter the target demographic and it creates a bunch of conflict escalation solutions.
Kate- What we seeing Right now? Is it real?
Spazz- 98% real, just made some adjustments on real events to trick their mind to make it just a bit worse than what it really was, mean smirks and stuff like that. Twisting the knife and good direction really.
Kate- That's some fucking psy-op op shit you cooked us here. They already stopped laughing... I can hear the teeth grit grinding.
Spazz- T's all the old man's plan, I just trained an AI to watch millions of hours of Paradise City Gutter-High episodes. Then asked it to shit a 25 minutes episode starting from mild abuse to downright offensive shit.
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Kate- Not sure we'll even have to do anything to incite them after that... 'M cutting the feed for now, plug me back for the big finale. I want to see how Brutaff likes our catering services.
Cere- *End of signal*
Kate- "So, hum, hey, about that drink or something..."
Marcel- "Talk of this after ze job? We should keep our heads in ze game."
Kate- "... sure."
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Spazz- We are closing on the finale, still want to see the feed for the finale?
Audio Brutaff- "So shooting three of yours made you wake up?"
Audio Kate- "Nothing like that mister Taft, you know we would get you if we really wanted to. You know our methods. I simply thought that the carrot is a cheaper tool than the stick to get what we want from you."
Audio Brutaff- "Dun know, carrots can be pricey."
Audio Kate- "Yes, that they can. They are still less pricey than losing the hardware on our intervention team members."
Audio Brutaff- "Balance sheet is important."
Audio Kate- "It is the same for everyone isn't it? So, what would it take to resolve our common misunderstandings?"
Audio Brutaff- "I ain't daft, I know what you guys will do to me if I show up, plus I got my own little army with me now, I live like a fucking king."
Audio Kate- "A king is a bit much, a baronet maybe, a baron at best. You do misunderstand my intentions though, I don't intend to bring you out from the cold, I want you to work for us in your current capacities Brutus, can I call you Brutus?"
Audio Brutaff- "What's the catch?"
Audio Kate- "Give us a place to set up shop for some out-of-book experiments. The slate will be cleaned and you'll even get paid a stipend."
Audio Brutaff- Dome is in a shit state, you foot the bill to rebuild the systems?"
Audio Kate- "It's part of our plans in the first place, we'll do our tests on the population."
Audio Brutaff- "Can work with that I think... how much are we talking?"
Audio Kate- " Fifty million and a clean slate with us. If this goes well we'll even give you a promotion. As for the risk of retaliation from your gangoons don't worry, nobody will be alive after a month."
Audio Brutaff- "Perfect, thank you for this opportunity."
*growls and shuffles from the crowd*
*Bjjjjjjjjj CLIC*
Brutaff- *Joyous tone* "HEY! WHO'S PARTY IS THIS? You shouldn't have..."
*Deafening silence*
Brutaff- "What? No songs?"
Spazz- "GET HIM!!!"
*BANG, TAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKA*
Gangoon 1- "Kill that traitorous fucker"
*Thunder of over a hundred guns*
Harold- Don't want him to die, Spazz, blow up the cake to confuse them a bit.
*POOOOW*
