[8:01 A.M.] Krystal
man, i do love waking up in the morning and not being eliminated. i wonder how many more of those mornings i’ll get
[8:39 A.M.] Just me I guess
YO KRYS
WAKE UP
[8:40 A.M.] Krystal
i'm already awake
what
[8:40 A.M.] Just me I guess
THOSE STICKY NOTES! THEY FRICKING WORK!
THAT POSTAL SERVICE ALBUM I REQUESTED LAST NIGHT! IT'S SITTING ON MY SHELF NOW!
[8:40 A.M.] Krystal
oh that's great. you weren't lied to
[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
AND ALL MY SNACKS GOT RESTOCKED, AND I GOT ANOTHER CONTAINER OF SALAD, AND A NEW BAG OF CARROTS, AND MORE BOXES OF ORANGE JUICE, AND IT'S ALL BACK!!
AND NOW I HAVE GIVE UP! JUST LIKE I ASKED FOR!
[8:41 A.M.] Krystal
as advertised
[8:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
How did they even get in here
How did they got OUT
[8:42 A.M.] Krystal
the ceiling. i dunno
[8:42 A.M.] Just me I guess
IS THERE AN ATTIC HERE IM NOT AWARE OF?
[8:45 A.M.] Just me I guess
Nope. No attic. :(
[8:49 A.M.] Just me I guess
I will solve this mystery one day
One day they'll be restocking my fridge and I'll catch them in the act like Santa Claus
But for now… the Postal Service…
[8:50 A.M.] Krystal
you have fun
[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
What album would YOU want to request
If you had to write something
[8:50 A.M.] Krystal
uh
i don't really know what albums there are
my memory is kind of gone
[8:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
BRO you gotta watch MTV there's so much good shit
[8:51 A.M.] Krystal
sorry but you won't catch me dead watching the MTV channel under any circumstance
[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
UUGHHH basic
Okay but when you think of music, what artist comes up
[8:51 A.M.] Krystal
Led Zeppelin
[8:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
Cool! Then why don't you request one of their albums?
[8:52 A.M.] Krystal
i already have one of their albums. that's why i thought of them
[8:52 A.M.] Just me I guess
FEFEFSS
Okay then why don't you request another one
[8:52 A.M.] Krystal
um alright fine. i'll request Led Zeppelin III
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
Is that the album title
[8:53 A.M.] Krystal
yeah. they named their albums that way
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
Which one do you have
[8:53 A.M.] Krystal
Led Zeppelin IV
[8:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
SHAHJS okay
[8:55 A.M.] Krystal
maybe i'll even put in that Postal Service album since you gave such a good word for it
[8:55 A.M.] Just me I guess
OOOOO yes please
It's v good
Maybe I'll even check out Led Zeeplin VI
[8:55 A.M.] Krystal
you typed that all wrong
[8:56 A.M.] Just me I guess
LOOK D;
Just me I guess[133-306-5075], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-562-7969]
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Hi there!
It is me, the music collecter!
[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess
Hi!
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I'm here to collect all your music, hence the name
[9:12 A.M.] Just me I guess
Huh? :o
[9:12 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
I am putting together all the albums everybody in the game has!
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
Like on a list?
[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
That's right
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
O that's cool!
Well I've got 10 albums in my collection now!
I successfully got a new one today because I did a request for one last night
[9:13 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Well, do share
[9:13 A.M.] Just me I guess
Okay! I so currently have Give Up by The Postal Service
Native by OneRepublic
I'm Not Dead by P!nk
MANIA by Fall Out Boy
X by Ed Sheeran
The Greatest Showman soundtrack
The Hamilton soundrack
Evolve by Imagine Dragons
Overexposed by Maroon 5
And Abbey Road by the Beatles!
[9:16 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Maroon 5 LOL
Okay nice thank you!
[9:16 A.M.] Just me I guess
HEY Maroon 5 is a bop
And you're welcome!
What's your name, by the way?
[9:24 A.M.] Just me I guess
Well enjoy the music!
The BAdDiE BuNCh????????
Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Josiah[133-379-6644], charlie[133-985-9524], Rose[133-607-2584], Kacey[133-558-8792], Keanu[133-212-3764], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-570-7911]
[9:50 A.M.] Rose
Got Damn how long did y'all sleep for
It’s nearly ten ofuckingclock
[9:50 A.M.] Just me I guess
Oh I woke up like an hour ago
I've just been enamored by how everything I used up yesterday has been replaced
[9:51 A.M.] Keanu
what
[9:51 A.M.] Just me I guess
All the food and stuff I ate! It's all back!
[9:52 A.M.] Rose
What did you eat yesterday keanu
[9:52 A.M.] Keanu
uh
like
spaghetios
cookie crisp
and a bread sandwich
[9:52 A.M.] Rose
Cookie crisp
Like the cereal
[9:52 A.M.] Just me I guess
What's a bread sandwich?
[9:52 A.M.] Keanu
i got a cabinet of like a million kinds of bread
so i just slapped a cinnamon sugar bread between a white and a wheat
[9:53 A.M.] Josiah
That kind of combination should warrant the death penalty
[9:53 A.M.] Rose
I didn't take you as the type to eat cookie-shaped cereal with a dog mascot keanu I must say I'm surprised
[9:53 A.M.] Just me I guess
How did it taste :o
[9:53 A.M.] Keanu
fucking weird LOL
lick my ass rose its what i was given
[9:54 A.M.] Rose
I like licking ass
Tell me where to find you
[9:54 A.M.] Josiah
WHOA THERE
[9:54 A.M.] Just me I guess
EWWWW
[9:54 A.M.] Josiah
YOU WOULD REALLY LICK THE ASS OF THE SHITSTAIN UNDIES MAN?
[9:54 A.M.] Rose
Cry about it. I'll die satisfied and you won't.
[9:56 A.M.] Keanu
wait rose are you a guy
[9:56 A.M.] Rose
What fucking impression does the name Rose give you that makes you thinkg "hmm maybe this is a boys name"
[9:57 A.M.] Charlie
maybe ur a nonbinary
who knows
[9:57 A.M.] Rose
Good morning Charlie
How many minutes of sleep did you get
[9:57 A.M.] Charlie
19
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
Wow incredible
[9:58 A.M.] Just me I guess
Oh my gosh dude what are you still doing awake
[9:58 A.M.] Charlie
found a crossword on the table earlier
been bangin on that
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
WHAT
[9:58 A.M.] Rose
Wait like a whole ass crossword puzzle just sitting there
[9:58 A.M.] Josiah
I WANT A CROSSWORD WTF
[9:59 A.M.] Just me I guess
Did you request it?
[9:59 A.M.] Charlie
it was just sittin there
[9:59 A.M.] Rose
Hang on I haven't even checked my table since I woke up
[10:00 A.M.] Josiah
NOOOOOO WHY WOULD I NOT BE GIVEN ONE TOO
[10:00 A.M.] Keanu
damn i dont got shit lol
[10:00 A.M.] Just me I guess
No crossword here either X[
[10:01 A.M.] Rose
Yup no dice either
Fucking dumb
[10:01 A.M.] Josiah
Man are you fucking shitting in my ass right now
[10:02 A.M.] Charlie
yes
[10:02 A.M.] Josiah
You and Rose can both kiss my royal dickhole
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[10:05 A.M.] Charlie
hell nah i bet your dick is cut
fucking jew
[10:05 A.M.] Josiah
I'm gonna cum in your nose Charlie
[10:05 A.M.] Rose
Do you like foreskin, Charlie?
[10:06 A.M.] Charlie
hell ya
do any of u know what double docking is
[10:06 A.M.] Rose
Do I want to know?
[10:07 A.M.] Charlie
nah don't look it up lol
[10:07 A.M.] Josiah
Don't tell me it means what I think it means
[10:07 A.M.] Just me I guess
Oh wait I didn't even notice until now, who's the new guy in the group chat?
[10:07 A.M.] Keanu
why the fuck are we talking about foreskin
[10:07 A.M.] Rose
Hi Keanu what did you eat for breakfast
[10:07 A.M.] Charlie
it does LOL
[10:08 A.M.] Keanu
your moms pussy
why are u so curious about what im eating
[10:08 A.M.] Rose
What are you going to eat for lunch Keanu
[10:09 A.M.] Josiah
Ngl it actually seems kind of hot now that I think about it
[10:09 A.M.] Kacey
The new person is Reanna. She's one of my contacts and asked to be added here last night
[10:09 A.M.] Keanu
im gonna eat your moms pussy again cunt
[10:09 A.M.] Rose
KACEY GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU DONT NEED TO SEE THIS
[10:09 A.M.] Josiah
Good morning
[10:09 A.M.] Just me I guess
Hi Kacey!
[10:10 A.M.] Kacey
Morning
I am not scrolling up
[10:10 A.M.] Rose
Good
[10:11 A.M.] Charlie
do u know what double docking is kacey
[10:11 A.M.] Rose
Charlie kill yourself
[10:11 A.M.] Josiah
Hey Kacey do you have a crossword on your table
[10:12 A.M.] Kacey
I don't. Should I?
[10:12 A.M.] Charlie
what message is that responding to
[10:12 A.M.] Josiah
You should explain the step by step process of double docking in extremely fine detail to Kacey rn Charlie
[10:12 A.M.] Kacey
I mean I don't have a crossword puzzle anywhere
[10:13 A.M.] Rose
Is this some really gross sex act that I'm not aware of
[10:13 A.M.] Charlie
i got a crossword and everyone is mad
[10:13 A.M.] Kacey
How did you get a crossword
[10:13 A.M.] Josiah
YEAH CHARLIE HOW'D YOU GET IT
[10:14 A.M.] Kacey
Some kind of puzzle would certainly be nice today. It beats watching TV reruns of Marvel movies
[10:15 A.M.] Charlie
bro wtf does "cellphone inits" mean
thats the shittiest hint ive ever fuckin seen
[10:15 A.M.] Josiah
INITS MEANS INITIALS. I KNOW THAT
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CROSSWORD YOU DONT DESERVE IT
[10:15 A.M.] Charlie
get ur own homo
what are cellphone initials
[10:16 A.M.] Kacey
How many letters?
[10:16 A.M.] Charlie
3
[10:16 A.M.] Rose
Shut up about your fucking crosswords
[10:16 A.M.] Kacey
What letters do you already have
[10:16 A.M.] Charlie
L and e
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
Hey Rose, do you wanna know what I had for breakfast?
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
What did you have for breakfast Damarae
[10:17 A.M.] Kacey
Oh, that must be LTE then. They say it all the time on tv ads
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
I ate a pork sandwich :)
[10:17 A.M.] Charlie
tf tv channel u watching
i been binging cspan all night
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
WAIT JUST A SANDWICH WITH PORK? NOT EVEN SAUSAGE AND CHEES?
[10:17 A.M.] Just me I guess
:)
[10:17 A.M.] Rose
FOR BREAKFAST?
[10:18 A.M.] Kacey
Are interesting things happening in congress right now?
[10:18 A.M.] Josiah
Where is my pair of scissors
I'm marching right into Charlies room right now and shredding his fucking crossword paper
[10:18 A.M.] Charlie
no lol
[10:18 A.M.] Rose
You're actually a psychopath. You act all cutesy and innocent, but you daydream of terrible things. I can't imagine what you've done back in the real world
[10:18 A.M.] Just me I guess
Hey I'm nice :(
[10:20 A.M.] Josiah
Where are my SCISSORS
WHERE DID THEY GO
[10:21 A.M.] Charlie
i eated them
[10:21 A.M.] Josiah
Give them back motherfucker
I'm coming for you
[10:21 A.M.] Charlie
not anymore
[10:22 A.M.] Josiah
??
[10:22 A.M.] Rose
Shit them out.
[10:22 A.M.] Just me I guess
JAHDHSKZHDH??@?!???°
[10:22 A.M.] Charlie
no
im retaining my shit
[10:23 A.M.] Keanu
what the fuck is happening
i cant go away for 2 fucking seconds without walking back to some new retarded shit
[10:23 A.M.] Josiah
My bowels got down syndrome, when I take a deuce they call it that retarded shit ??????
[10:23 A.M.] Rose
HUH?
[10:23 A.M.] Just me I guess
I’m sorry but this is funniest exchange that I’ve ever seen
I’m actually crying right now
[10:24 A.M.] Charlie
good for you
ill shit in your mouth
[10:25 A.M.] Rose
TOO MUCH SHIT. STOP SHITTING PLEASE.
[10:25 A.M.] Josiah
What happened to retaining it
[10:25 A.M.] Just me I guess
OH
Yeah do that Charlie so Josiah can get his scissors back
A small price to pay
[10:25 A.M.] Rose
You want him to shit in your mouth?
[10:26 A.M.] Charlie
i don’t care about the scissors anymore
i want you to suffer
[10:26 A.M.] Just me I guess
D:
[10:26 A.M.] Keanu
you could regurgitate them
[10:27 A.M.] Charlie
im gonna shit the scirssors into your stomach so youll have to shit them out too
[10:27 A.M.] Rose
Shitception
[10:27 A.M.] Keanu
what in the fuckin human centipede
[10:28 A.M.] Josiah
My scissors did nothing to deserve this. You all are sick.
[10:28 A.M.] Charlie
ill shit them in your mouth too
[10:28 A.M.] Just me I guess
NOOOOOO
[10:28 A.M.] Josiah
Be careful, I might let you
Rose? Would you want them next?
[10:29 A.M.] Rose
I just wanted a crossword puzzle dawg. Not this
[10:29 A.M.] Charlie
theres an 11 letter word here. writing shitception
[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess
Oh god please I can't. I’ve been crying laughing for like 10 minutes now stop
[10:30 A.M.] Kacey
Wow. Okay
Well may you find your scissors again Josiah
[10:30 A.M.] Rose
You’re laughing a poop jokes, by the way. Just reminding you
[10:30 A.M.] Josiah
Thank you Kacey
[10:30 A.M.] Just me I guess
LMAO
[10:30 A.M.] Charlie
no you wont
and you wont want your scissors back when im done with them
[10:31 A.M.] Rose
Turning on the tap and something vaguely reminiscent of scissors fall out
Also you have tetanus
[10:31 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
wtf is happening??
[10:32 A.M.] Josiah
Oh and of course the new person would wake up during this
[10:32 A.M.] Kacey
Go back to bed, Reanna
[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
i caaaaant it's almost 11
damn I missed a lot
[10:32 A.M.] Kacey
Lots of shitting.
[10:32 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
a literal shitstorm fr
[10:33 A.M.] Just me I guess
I thought it was just gonna be those first couple of message but NO it kept GOING
[10:34 A.M.] Charlie
just as god intended????
[10:34 A.M.] Josiah
Emojis are my thing hoebag. Get your own quirck
[10:34 A.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
the shit that keeps on shitting ig
[10:34 A.M.] Just me I guess
PFFSEFHUHSHS
[10:37 A.M.] Just me I guess
And this is only the SECOND DAY
I can't wait to see what crazy hijinks are in store for the future
[10:38 A.M.] Rose
This group chat will never the same after the events that just transpired
[10:38 A.M.] Charlie
neither will ur ass
[10:38 A.M.] Rose
My ass is going to be sown to your mouth. This is your fault
[10:39 A.M.] Reanna
well Josiah I think it's safe to say when you get your scissors back they will have been through a lot of people :)
[10:39 A.M.] Josiah
Yeah nah fuck that I'm asking the game for a new pair of scissors. Yall cockgobblers can keep this one
I'm still coming for you Charlie
These walls can't protect you
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[10:39 A.M.] Rose
DAMN EVEN JUST SAYING THE WORD WALLS TRIGGERS THAT NOW?
[10:40 A.M.] Charlie
take your complaints to management dicktard
u aint fukin touching me lol
[10:40 A.M.] Josiah
I'm gonna touch all over you femboy
I'm gonna buttfuck you so hard that you'll need crutches to walk around because moving your legs hurts your ass so much
[10:40 A.M.] Rose
Goodbye! I'm going to eat lunch!
[10:41 A.M.] Charlie
well ill run you over with a chevrolet trax
[10:41 A.M.] Just me I guess
Enjoy your lunch Rose! Tell us about it!
[10:42 A.M.] Josiah
Well I'll fuck you with one
Just me I guess[133-306-5075], Nico[133-337-9728]
[3:49 P.M.] Nico
damarae god please help me i am so fucking bored
[3:55 P.M.] Just me I guess
Oh no :0 what's happening
[3:55 P.M.] Nico
NOTHING
im tired of watching tv and eating snacks
im losing my FUCKING mind
your a fun person what are you doing
[3:56 P.M.] Just me I guess
D; oh! Well first off thank you! And I haven't been doing that much either other than texting people and watching Gravity Falls
I also cooked up some mac and cheese earlier! Cooking is something to do!
[3:56 P.M.] Nico
dawg i cant cook for shit
tf is gravity falls
[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess
Why don’t you watch it and find out ??
[3:57 P.M.] Nico
i would rather commit toaster bathtub than that thanks
[3:57 P.M.] Just me I guess
What about your music library? Got any good albums?
[3:58 P.M.] Nico
i got like a ton of imagine dragons shit
like wtf there the lamest band in history i dont want shit
[3:58 P.M.] Just me I guess
I have an Imagine Dragons album too! They’re good!
And hey there’s got to be a reason that they were picked for you????♀?
[3:58 P.M.] Nico
i want a refund
[3:59 P.M.] Just me I guess
Try listening to one! See if you like it!
[3:59 P.M.] Nico
i dont want to
who are you texting
[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess
Oh, it’s mostly some group chat that I’m in. They’re really weird but very funny
[4:00 P.M.] Nico
GROUP CHAT?
WHEN THE FUCK WERE THERE GROUP CHATS?
[4:00 P.M.] Just me I guess
OH YOU DIDNT KNOW
Yeah if you tap on those three dots on your contacts page you’ll see it!
[4:01 P.M.] Nico
this is such dogshit
invite me to yours
[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess
Ooooh I dunno… they’re like REALLY weird
[4:02 P.M.] Nico
i dont care
let me join
[4:02 P.M.] Just me I guess
But there’s already a whole bunch of people soooo…
[4:02 P.M.] Nico
I DONT CARE DAMARSE
I NEED SOMETJIG TO DO
[4:03 P.M.] Just me I guess
But you already said before you don’t really like talking to people D;
[4:03 P.M.] Nico
WELL NOW I DO
NOW IM A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY
[4:05 P.M.] Just me I guess
OOOO I really like this next episode!
[4:05 P.M.] Nico
LET ME IN DAMMAREA
[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess
Imagine Dragons!
[4:06 P.M.] Nico
NO
GROUP CHAT
GOD DAMMIT
[4:06 P.M.] Just me I guess
Imagine Dragons!
[4:07 P.M.] Nico
SHUP UT
[4:08 P.M.] Just me I guess
Imagine Dragons!
[4:08 P.M.] Nico
IM NOT LISTENING TO THE IMAGINE DRAGONS
[4:09 P.M.] Just me I guess
Gravity Falls!
[4:09 P.M.] Nico
IM GOING INSANE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
[4:10 P.M.] Just me I guess
????Am I blanching? Girl we blanchin! I live up in a mansion!
[4:10 P.M.] Nico
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE
ALERT: ANY ATTEMPT TO FORCIBLY BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOMS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. FAILURE TO ABIDE WILL MEAN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION FROM THE GAME.
[4:25 P.M.] Nico
FUCK YOU DAMARAE
[5:48 P.M.] Nico
Mercury Act 2 is the greatest album ever created in music history. i take back all that i said before and fully devote myself to there cause. Long live the Imagine Dragons, for they will live forever in my heart.