These kids are going to be the death of me. I’ve printed out a copy of each report from them and compiled them below.

  Name: Teagan Walker

  Date: 2/24/20XX

  Reason For Detention: Destruction of School Property, Yelling Profanities at Another Student, Being a little shit

  Penance: 1-Page Reflection Essay, Clean Desk, 2 weeks of detention

  Time Owed: 1 week, 3 days

  Offenses: In here more than the actual teachers are at this point Thirtieth Offense

  Name: Charity Chery

  Date: 2/24/20XX

  Reason For Detention: Assaulting Another Student (causing hospitalization)

  Penance: 4 week suspension, 4 weeks of detention, Apology Letter, 2 weeks of community service

  Time Owed: 3 weeks

  Offenses: First Offense

  Name: Adam Meijer

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  Date: 2/24/20XX

  Reason For Detention: Sleeping in class, On phone in class

  Penance: 2 days of detention

  Time Owed: 1 day

  Offenses: Third time offender

  Name: Junpei Enomoto

  Date: 2/24/20XX

  Reason For Detention: Poor Attendance, Caught Skipping Class, AI written essay

  Penance: 4 days of detention, rewrite essay

  Time Owed: 2 days

  Offenses: Second Time Offender

  Name: Xiao-Hua Zhou

  Date: 2/24/20XX

  Reason For Detention: Eating in class, Ms. Fullini

  Penance: 2 days of detention

  Time Owed: 2 days

  Offenses: First Time Offender