Chapter 005: How Old is Miss? (Seeking Recommendations, Collecting)

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  Yi Tian, who was just having a wonderful dream, reluctantly dug the toilet for half a day and came back to stretch out his hand to Old Man Xu, who was massaging his waist and feet. "As usual, cleaning the toilet costs one yuan!"

  Xu old man furrowed his brow upon hearing this and entered the main house without saying a word.

  Yi Tian saw this and hastily said: "I'm saying, old man, you're not thinking of welching on the deal, are you?"

  Just as he wanted to go in, Old Xu walked out with a handkerchief, opened it and said to Yi Tian: "You little brat, I'm not short of your money. Here's 100 yuan, 20 yuan for accommodation, 60 yuan for food, and the remaining 20 yuan is pocket money. After dinner, you'll go to school!"

  Yitian scratched his head and said: "Hehe, if you didn't mention it, I almost forgot about going to school!"

  Upon hearing this, Old Xu's face turned dark.

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  On the speeding tractor, Yitian slung over his shoulder the "gray canvas bag" he had used for many years and set off once again on the journey to school.

  "With a proud smile, I proudly smile, smiling at the mortal world that never grows old. With a proud smile, I proudly smile, seeking a lifetime of joy and freedom...". Yi Tian stood on the tractor with his hands wide open, his slightly long hair fluttering in the wind, singing his favorite song happily.

  "I said, Yi Tian, when did you ever have so much fun going to school?" Just as Liu Er Gou slightly turned his head and saw Yi Tian's carefree posture, his face changed and he loudly shouted: "You little brat, quickly grab the handrail, the car is moving so fast, aren't you afraid of falling off?!"

  "This broken car of yours is considered fast? It's still slower than me running, haha..." Yi Tian burst out laughing.

  "Kid, if you don't grab the handrail again, I'll really make you run to school!" Liu Er Gou scolded.

  At this point, Yi Tiancai finally restrained himself. They were still over 20 miles away from school and it would be dark before they could even get there. "Alright, alright, I'll listen to you this time. Don't forget that you owe me a favor!"

  Liu Ergou was completely speechless, if it wasn't for Yi Tian's persistent begging this morning, he wouldn't have brought this 'master' on board, and now look at the situation, they already owe him a favor.

  "By the way, Second Brother Dog, I haven't congratulated you yet. You're really lucky to have married Sister Ali into your family. It's truly enviable!" Yi Tian said sincerely.

  Liu Ergou didn't say much more, but his eyes sparkled with tears.

  "Huh? Second Brother Dog, why are you crying? Haha, I guess you must be touched!"

  After nearly two hours of rushing, Yi Tian's "luxury car" finally arrived at the gate of County No. 1 Middle School.

  After saying goodbye to Liu Ergou, he carried his luggage and walked towards school.

  "Hey, hey, young man, wait a minute, what are you doing here?" An old man wearing glasses came out of the guard room.

  As soon as he came out, a layer of frost had formed on the old man's glasses. After taking them off, he vaguely saw a face approaching him.

  "What's wrong? Old Man Liu? Can't even recognize me? Ah, right, the tea leaves last time didn't suit my taste, I know about your private stash, are you thinking of having me accompany you to the guard room for a chat?"

  Upon hearing the voice, Old Liu felt a sense of familiarity. Suddenly, a surge of electricity seemed to run through his body, and he hastily retreated back to the guard room. After closing the door tightly, he shouted from the window: "You little scoundrel, aren't you satisfied with causing me enough trouble? You can finish off a month's worth of tea in just one day! Aren't you afraid of turning your face green from drinking too much? Scram!"

  "Haha......" Yi Tian laughed loudly and strode away.

  After explaining the situation at the Academic Affairs Office and paying a month's living expenses, the Director of Academic Affairs took him to his dormitory.

  He was somewhat uncomfortable in his heart, originally a third-year high school student, now he has returned to the second year of high school. Although he didn't like studying much before, it doesn't mean his grades were bad, on the contrary, his grades were very good, among nearly three hundred students in the whole grade, he had never been out of the top three.

  He became famous in school not because of his academic achievements, but because he was too good at causing trouble, leaving all the teachers and even the principal helpless.

  If he hadn't studied well, a student with such problems would probably have been expelled long ago.

  He looked at the class schedule in his dormitory, and muttered to himself: "There are still two classes left in the morning, math and bird language. Forget it, the first class in the afternoon is chemistry experiment, haha, I like this one!"

  He felt it was meaningless to be alone, so he lay on the bed and fell asleep unknowingly until noon when he woke up.

  He felt empty in his stomach and went straight to the cafeteria, holding up his rice bowl and shouting at the serving window: "Is anyone there? Serve me a meal..."

  "What's all the shouting about? You're not going to starve to death, are you? It's not time for dinner yet, go sit down and wait!" a man cooking with his back to him said.

  The attitude of the person he saw was not very good, with a big temper, Yi Tian's mouth twitched and said with a playful tone: "Okay, I'll go later, but I have a biggest shortcoming, that is, my heart is straightforward and my words are fast, whatever I think of, I say it. I remember someone secretly hiding 'The Playboy' and always showing it to me. Just now, the principal asked me to go to his place after dinner, saying he wanted to ask about my recent grades, why they've been slipping. Ah, who made me an honest kid? Looks like I can only speak the truth!"

  After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

  That twenty-eight-year-old fat chef hurriedly turned his head and shouted: "Wait, Yi Tian, you little scoundrel is too ungrateful, hurry back!"

  Yi Tian turned his head with a bewildered expression, "Huh? You called me for something?"

  "Come quickly, I'll pack you a meal! This should be enough, right?" The fat chef was still familiar with Yi Tian, and in school, there really wasn't anything Yi Tian didn't dare to do.

  Yitian rubbed his belly and said in surprise: "Huh? Why do I suddenly feel like I don't have much of an appetite? That's strange..."

  The chubby chef's face was beet red with anger, but he didn't dare to lose his temper. When he saw that there was no one around, he said in a low voice: "You little brat, don't think I don't know what you're thinking about, just for a chicken leg! How is it?"

  "No appetite..."

  "Two chicken legs, is that all right?"

  "My stomach doesn't feel well..."

  "Yitian, you...you're going too far! Three chicken legs, deal with it yourself!" The fat chef stamped his foot.

  "Deal!" As he walked by, Yi Tian smiled and said: "Haha, Zhang brother, long time no see, your complexion is much better than before, your face is bright and rosy, it seems you'll have a streak of good luck soon!"

  "What good news? Not running into you is already a blessing!"

  After finishing his meal, Yi Tian thought of finding a place to sit down. Just as he was looking around, he saw someone in the distance and suddenly lit up, muttering: "Wow, which class is this beauty from? Why haven't I seen her before? What a sin! What a sin!"

  He walked directly towards the woman wearing a white sportswear, and when he came close, he sat down in front of the beauty without any politeness, smiling: "My surname is Xing, my name is Tian, may I ask what's your surname and name, miss?"

  The woman in white clothes had been sizing him up with an unusual gaze since he arrived, and upon hearing his words, she burst out laughing and said: "White Snow!"

  "Haha, what a great name! Not only is the name pleasant to hear, but the person also looks beautiful, just like an immortal fairy untouched by worldly dust. May I ask how old you are?" Yitian asked.

  "Guess who's bigger, you or me?" asked Bai Xue with a sly smile.

  Staring at her full breasts covered in white snow, Yi Tian unconsciously responded quickly: "Your big!"

  "Heh heh, you're quite accurate, which class are you from?" asked Bai Xue.

  "I'm from Class 3 of Senior High Year 2, hehe, beautiful girl, which class are you in?" He asked with a flirtatious glance at Bai Xue.

  "What a coincidence, I'm also from Class 3 of High School Year 2! Nice to meet you. I've finished eating, it seems we'll be seeing each other often in the future. See you later!" With that, Bai Xue waved at Yi Tian and left.

  "Hey, hey, don't go, let's chat for a bit longer, how about we become friends?"

  After seeing her leave, Yi Tian smiled thoughtfully and said: "Haha, it seems like today's luck is not bad. I just returned to school and got to know a great beauty. Well, when I have time, I'll ask her out for a chat!" He nodded solemnly to himself.

  The bell for the end of class had already rung, and students were constantly running towards the cafeteria. When someone spotted Yi Tian, they quickly ran over, "Yi Tian, you've finally come to school! By the way, what were you talking about with the head teacher of Class 3, Grade 2 just now?"

  Yi Tian heard this and was like a thunderbolt striking him, directly falling from his chair to the ground, stuttering and asking: "What did you say? Say it again!"

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