Chapter 62 On the road, Xiao Sa Ge is a pervert

  PS: This chapter will slightly explain a problem that many brothers are concerned about, which is how Xiao Sao explains to others the reason for his sudden "omnipotence". Hmm, I hope there won't be any loopholes! Also, continue to ask for votes and collections!

  Sichuan cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines in China, its biggest feature is numbing, spicy, fresh and fragrant. Therefore, there is also a saying that "eating in China, but tasting in Sichuan".

  Tonight's midnight snack was treated by Gao Yan, this "local snake", and also accompanied by a beautiful female star. Of course, he wouldn't "lower his status" to invite everyone to have midnight snacks at a small roadside eatery. So, he drove the car directly to a large restaurant called "Hao Ke Lai" near Chao Tian Men.

  In the past, when people in the Sichuan-Chongqing region entertained friends and relatives, they would often go to a hot pot restaurant for a big feast, which created a lively atmosphere while being relatively affordable and hassle-free.

  But tonight everyone just went to eat a midnight snack, and now it's already quite late, so Gao Yan brought everyone to this Sichuan restaurant that serves delicious dim sum and has a nice atmosphere.

  Since they decided to chat while eating at the dinner table, Wu Yifen, this strong woman, didn't show off her eloquence in the car anymore, but instead curiously asked about Xiao Sao's various situations.

  Zhang Meiyan, who had a faint blush on her face, sat quietly in the back seat, intently listening to the conversation between someone and Wu Yifen, occasionally casting a soft and curious gaze at him.

  "Basically, this whole time Xiao Shuai has been 'showing off' his own 'background', for example Wu Yifen asks: "How are you so amazing? Your imitation skills are simply unbeatable, and your guitar playing is also very high level, the magic is dazzling, and it's said that you're also good at martial arts, my god, it's simply too perverted."

  Someone expressed himself as being very pleased and delighted with such sincere praise and admiration.

  However, one cannot be too superficial, and I need to be more calm and composed.

  So, Xiaosan glanced at the person sitting in the back seat, who was staring at a beautiful female celebrity with big eyes. He said calmly and quietly: "Humans really have innate talents, just like me, I didn't pass the college entrance exam, and before that, I was just an ordinary bookworm in my classmates' eyes, studying every day but never getting good grades."

  "This is quite like JAY! He was also a not-so-good student when he was studying, and his grades were particularly poor in certain subjects." Wu Yifen timely expressed the meaning of "excellence lies in choice".

  "Haha, Zhou Jielun is just a specialist, my Chinese level can barely pass. " Xiao Shuai Ge hurriedly smiled and showed his humility, then continued: "Maybe I really have the talent of an entertainer. Before the college entrance examination, my voice had never been shown because most of the time was spent studying. In addition, practicing martial arts and magic were also very careful not to let anyone know..."

  At this point, someone deliberately let out a burst of laughter and then explained to the three curious listeners: "I just remembered a series of funny things that happened when I went back to my hometown to practice singing and martial arts..."

  It doesn't matter if it's not explained, but as a result of his words, even Zhang Shuang couldn't help but ask: "What's the interesting thing? Let's all hear it and have some fun!"

  "Haha……" Xiaosan's laughter grew louder, then shook his head and said: "Because the villagers had never seen anyone practicing vocal exercises or practicing martial arts before, so when I went to the top of the mountain every morning to practice my voice and review my kung fu skills, a gossip in the village found out about it. She actually said that I was mentally ill because I didn't get into college, and even my grandparents believed her without me knowing..."

  "Haha...... Neurosis?...... Haha......"

  The three "bystanders" in the car suddenly burst into laughter, especially Gao Yan, who was driving at the time. He almost lost control of the car, but fortunately he was experienced enough to correct his mistake immediately and didn't let the two women sitting in the back seat notice the danger.

  "You're really too funny! ~" Wu Yifen patted the chair, laughing and speaking at the same time: "Haha... then your guitar and dance... hmm, magic? Haha, was it also considered a mental illness?"

  "No, I won't be so foolish as to show off again." Xiao Shuai immediately shook his head in denial and explained: "Actually, dancing isn't really my strong suit. You guys saw how cool I looked when I danced before, but that was just because of my good physical condition. For example, with street dance, which is a very free style of dance, as long as you grasp the rhythm and have good physical conditions, it's actually quite easy."

  At this point, he saw Zhang Shaohan and Wu Yifen nodding in the back seat. After all, they are professional music industry insiders, and the music and dance industries are simply twin relationships. Without music, there is no dance, and if music wants to be expressed better, it cannot leave the visual effect of dance.

  So, with their insight, they thought about it for a moment and acknowledged that someone's explanation was indeed very correct, his dance level was not as high as the performance.

  It's like a 2.3-meter giant and a 1.5-meter dwarf playing basketball, when the other team stands under the basket, you can't even get in, while the giant just raises his hand, the dwarf can only cry out "I want to play too!" This is a stark contrast!

  But the one who envies her the most is undoubtedly Zhang Shao-han, because she has not developed well since childhood, and her heart also has some hidden genetic problems. Not to mention street dancing, even climbing a few floors makes her feel uncomfortable in her heart.

  Xiao Sa Ge didn't know that Zhang Mei Mei had heart problems, he continued to say: "So, mechanical dance and street dance are actually things that only people with good physical fitness can play well. And I, because I've been practicing martial arts all along, my physical fitness is actually not bad at all... Moreover, magic emphasizes quick hand movements, which means having fast and skilled hands. This is something I also possess. Of course, if you want to play even more skillfully, you still need to practice a lot."

  Here is the translation:

  By this point, Xiao Shuai had already explained his dancing and magic abilities clearly. He then said: "As for my guitar skills, how should I put it? I guess I just pay more attention to it!"

  Without waiting for Wu Yifen to ask about the meaning of this statement, someone continued: "Let's put it this way, many boys dream of becoming a guitar master, and when they meet the girl they like, they can use self-playing and self-singing to confess their love..."

  "Oh, is that so?"

  Wu Yifen dragged out a long tone and glanced at Zhang Shao-huang, whose expression fluctuated again. With a smile, she said: "So, Little Tang, you've been studying guitar with such dedication, how long have you practiced in total? By the way, how did you cultivate your imitation skills?"

  Xiao Sa Ge glanced at Wu Yi Fen's smiling face in the rearview mirror, then stole a glance at Zhang Shao Huan who was lowering his head but his cute ears were slightly trembling, actually paying close attention to himself. Only then did he smile and respond: "I just said that people really need to have talent, and what is most evident on my body is my ability to learn musical instruments."

  As for this topic, someone had actually thought of an excuse when they learned to play the guitar and piano, which is that it's a matter of talent.

  "You might not believe it, but I've only been learning guitar for a few days, and that's even self-taught from books. This is something that all my former classmates and family members know. With an air of 'I'm a genius', Xiaosan continued to fabricate his lies: "I really have a musical talent, because before the college entrance exam, I didn't even recognize sheet music, but after getting those two books 'Basic Music Theory' and 'Guitar for Beginners', I was amazed at how fast my progress was... it's simply unbelievable..."

  A certain rascal who would never become pure again, once he entered the state of lying, immediately changed his appearance. He didn't care about the three onlookers in the car with their mouths agape, and continued to say: "I only used half a day to learn how to sing along with the simplified score, then it was the five-line score, which was slightly more difficult, taking a whole day to 'learn', and after two days or so, I became proficient."

  If Xiao Wan Ge stopped talking at this time and didn't continue, he would definitely be praised as a genius by Wu Yi Fen who was stirred up in her heart.

  Zhang Shuang was amazed by her increasingly bright eyes and exclaimed "You're really too awesome!"

  Being driven with mouth agape and barely distracted by Gao Yan's loud shout: "Awesome!"

  However, Xiao Ge didn't stop there. He continued excitedly: "As for the guitar, it's relatively simple. Once I learned to read sheet music, I started practicing and was able to master the fingerstyle technique of playing the wooden guitar in less than an hour. Then I thought, if I could play all the songs I know without looking at the score, that would be amazing!"

  "Then you'll just keep practicing and soon learn?" Wu Yifen, Zhang Shaohuang, and Gao Yan all shouted in unison.

  "Kidding, how can it be that fast?" Xiao Sao Ge shook his head seriously and said with a lot of frustration: "I spent three whole days to get to this level..."

  "You're a pervert, a real pervert!" The other three people in the car could no longer hold back their "anger" and almost simultaneously shouted out loud.