Chapter 21: I think this is a misunderstanding, do you believe me?
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If heaven gives me another chance to come back, I will definitely make some excuses for my own behavior. At least I won't stare at people's front and back like a fool again, ah, the person referred to is a beauty. - Xiao Sao wrote in his autobiography later.
To be honest, if peeking at beautiful women is a crime punishable by death, then Tang Xiao Xue believes that there would definitely not be any humans left in this world. So, when he was startled awake by a pleasant female voice yelling "pervert" and planned to turn around and explain himself, it wasn't actually wrong.
But the mistake was, he chose the timing of his turn really well, so well that others couldn't believe it was a coincidence. For example, there was the beautiful eyebrows of a certain Xiangxiang who had her mouth unexpectedly stuck to his, her big eyes wide with shock, and her whole person completely dazed. Uh, plus a good friend who first saw Xiao Sao's awkward state and reminded her.
He, how dare he? He actually kissed Xiaowen? Did they really kiss?
Next to Xiaowen, who was carrying a handbag, her friend, also a beauty, was the culprit of this situation. At this moment, she was really bewildered and had not expected that Xiaowen, who was usually gentle but never hesitated to reject any man's pursuit, would lose her first kiss in such an unexpected way. She wouldn't go to extremes because of this, would she?
Because the idea was too complicated, this girl didn't think that she should immediately slap a certain big pervert who first had a shocked face and then changed to somewhat enjoying it.
"Are we having both visual and sensual pleasures at the same time?"
When a certain big lecher who didn't mind that his first kiss had been lost, with a gaze like a fighting cock's, clearly saw that the little sister who was mouth to mouth with him and only 0.01 millimeters away from him was indeed a beautiful woman, his only worry instantly vanished into thin air, and he even somewhat yearned for this "eye contact" to last a bit longer, ah, best would be an hour. My heart is actually not greedy.
It seems that she sensed the ill intentions of a certain increasingly lecherous pervert, and suddenly took a step back. Just as Xiao Wan's brother was about to savor the lingering fragrance on his lips, a white jade-like palm with a whiff of wind suddenly slapped towards someone's purple face.
"Is this for real?"
If it were the carefree brother from ten days ago, he would have only suffered this slap. Moreover, it was a slap that spun him around several times, leaving him dazed and disoriented with stars in his eyes, unable to tell east from west, and bleeding from the corners of his mouth and nose.
Unfortunately, the beautiful girl named Xiaowen apparently met Xiao Wan too late, so her slap with thunderous anger, which would almost never fall empty, was finally grasped by a not-too-large but absolutely strong and rough hand.
If that were the case, Xiaowen would definitely shout "Let go" and immediately launch a nearly instinctive move, "Absolute Leg", kicking heavily on the vital point of a certain "ugly monster" who was making strange calls. But she had just swung her palm with too much force, and when her hand was caught in mid-air at zero point one second, her whole body also involuntarily leaned to the left due to inertia...
Xiao Swan brother found himself facing a very difficult choice, whether to take a step forward and hug the beauty who was about to fall, hmm, enjoy the warmth in his arms? Or let go and let her fall directly to the ground, maybe she would flash... Cough cough, I'm a good man! How could I let a beautiful woman fall?
Then, amidst the flashing lights, Da Haoke strode forward and swept up the soft girl who was about to fall onto the cobblestone ground, tightly embracing her as she screamed with her eyes closed.
Uh, he dared to swear that he really didn't notice his hands were pressed on a certain "chest instrument" that was towering high. Even if it was out of curiosity, why the things in his hands felt so soft and tight.
"Ah, the dead wolf is looking for a fight."
A certain girl who was late to realize finally woke up from her contemplation, and the angle at which she stood allowed her to see clearly the movement of a certain "good person's" hands. So, she no longer dared to think, raised her bag with both hands, and heavily smashed it against the forehead of a handsome guy who was contemplating a philosophical problem.
"If I hadn't pondered the philosophical question of why girls smell so good back then, or if I wasn't so fond of them, I definitely wouldn't have been beaten to a pulp by a silly girl's hidden weapon!" This was the monologue of a certain world-renowned great person many years later.
"Ah~" Just as the bag suddenly appeared on someone's forehead with a whoosh, and there was no way to dodge it, Xiao Shuai finally woke up. He let out a strange cry and wanted to immediately dodge, but he remembered that the beautiful girl was still lying in his arms. If he dodged, she would definitely get hurt. So he could only grit his teeth, lower his head, and block the disaster for the girl in his arms. The bag, which was unexpectedly heavy and of unknown brand, heavily smashed onto his forehead.
With a dull thud, the bag fell to the ground along someone's shoulder, and the person who was hit pitifully touched their own scalp with their hand, then took a look in front of them: "Blood?"
Xiao Sao Ge is actually very ruthless. Why does he have to be so strong and not faint or lack acting skills? It's because he didn't follow the typical male lead in a "vomit-inducing drama" who would immediately pass out. Nor did he gaze deeply at the girl who got up from his arms, looking slightly tense as he looked at his own sister, then said: "You're really beautiful!"
"I think this is a misunderstanding, do you believe me?"
Xiao Sao rubbed his fingers together, facing the surrounding onlookers, especially a beautiful girl named Xiao Wen who didn't have a single wound, and calmly said: "I admit I was indeed looking at a beauty, but this doesn't seem to be against the law, does it?"
"You...!" Xiaowen's face turned a bit red and she was somewhat out of breath. You've taken my first kiss, how can you still be so calm? It's simply unforgivable, you super bastard!
"This is the real deal, huh?" The onlookers, especially those who were also idle and had come to see the beauty, couldn't help but feel like they had met their idol.
"Since you're so self-critical, I'll let it go and not pursue your friend's attack." Xiao Sao lightly waved his hand, the bloodstains on his hand falling directly to the ground: "Alright, sorry everyone, I still have something to do." He turned around and walked into the pedestrian street, while the onlookers also didn't jump out, all of them making way for him.
"Didn't they stop me?" Xiao Sa Ge walked for dozens of meters, feeling surprised. He had thought that the two girls would jump out again and make a big fuss, after all, it was a kiss! This wasn't an ordinary thing. Okay, since you're not making a scene, I'll just quickly finish my task and then go back to sleep. Xiao Sa Ge made up his mind.
The pedestrian street is not long, after all, it's just a pedestrian street belonging to the county town, and of course, it can't be compared with Wangfujing or Chunxi Road. So he walked a few more steps, seeing that the distance from the main gate was already less than 100 meters away, before stopping in front of a Guiren Bird specialty store.
Xiao Swan didn't start performing right away, after all, this was a place of business, and if he spoke out of turn, he might stir up trouble. So he decided to go in and chat with the boss to try to get his consent.
Then he straightened his clothes and walked into the specialty store with a light step...
"Xiao Wen, you just let him go like that?" Just less than thirty seconds after a certain good person left, a certain dark weapon expert beauty reacted from the back and hurriedly ran to her best friend's front, anxiously saying: "That bastard is actually..."
"Alright, stop it." Xiaowen pinched her fist and angrily stopped her friend's loud calls, didn't she see that there were so many "wolves" around? Then a hint of resentment and curiosity flashed in her eyes, and she pointed to the easily recognizable back of a certain person: "Let's follow him and see what this big pervert wants to do, he even dares to carry his guitar on the street."
"Has your occupational disease acted up?" The beautiful woman with the hidden weapon grabbed her hand, trying to hold her back. Unfortunately, she didn't have enough strength, and despite shouting and struggling, she was dragged step by step into the pedestrian street.
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