Chapter 36: The First Single Born of a Loser's Fake Fan Without Worries

  PS: This book will feature many song lyrics written by the brothers themselves. If you want to use them, please remember to purchase the copyright! Now, this single dog dedicates "Bachelors' Happiness" and asks for your support!

  I don't know why

  There is an unspeakable loneliness now

  It seems like you're living happily without me

  Having a house and a car has become someone else's wife

  Maybe it's just being stubborn

  I have always been calm and composed

  Trying very hard to live more freely

  Even if you have nothing, you can only leave me

  Bachelors' happiness, bachelors' loneliness

  Men who have never been hurt by women are always used to drifting

  Bachelors are happy and carefree.

  One's life is spent as one wishes.

  Even in bitter cold weather

  I can at least sing loudly

  Live for oneself alone

  As long as it's cool, as long as it's fun

  ……

  A song "Bachelors' Delight" has perfectly expressed the voices of more and more bachelors nationwide. Bachelors are always wandering without a fixed abode, they are used to roaming around; basically, bachelors have no long-term possessions, if they do, most men would not be willing to be bachelors. So they can only sing loudly to relieve their loneliness, while pretending that they don't care and are very carefree.

  If the lyrics are great and very realistic, but the melody is just average, I believe most people won't like it that much. Because songs are meant to be listened to, not read like poetry, where all you need is a good rhyme and beautiful language.

  To put it bluntly, no matter how well you write your lyrics, if the melody can't attract people, they'd rather listen to something like "The Mouse Loves Rice" - at least it sounds good and is popular. Who cares if it's so-called Chinese-style song lyrics?

  So, since the song "Gangnam Style" has been recognized as a "classic good song" by today's cool guys, it means that the melody of this song is also very good. At least it can cause people to chase and follow, otherwise, even if it was a system reward, he would not go to perform, let alone spend so many training points to release it.

  It was indeed the case that when it reached 4 pm, Xiao Ge had already performed in Jinfeng Town and was about to arrive at the entrance of Yuzhou - Hangu Town. The storm triggered by his V video had swept across the entire Huaxia network. What Tianya Haijiao, what Cat's Claw, what Nan Ci Hutong... etc., there were many people on it discussing a new song released online today, and this song was "Bachelor's Happiness".

  PKU Superman: "From now on, I won't continue singing 'Single Love Song' during Singles' Day. The must-have song for singles is 'Singles are Happy'. I want to tell those girls who look down on me that I'm very happy."

  Zhang San Li Si's neighbor: "I don't understand what you're saying upstairs. Are you happy with a smooth rod? Is your brain okay?"

  The one collecting water fees: "2nd floor idiot, he told me that I also watched the MV of this song today, it was shot like a movie, by the way, the girl is really beautiful, the guy was even more awkward than me at first, but later on he became very handsome."

  "I'm with your mom: 'I'm here to scold people, today some idiot kicked me out of the game and I lost a few hundred bucks.'"

  The emperor's father is me: "The sb on the 4th floor saw you again, you're simply deserving of it, only a sb would take this kind of name."

  ……

  As they chatted, the building suddenly collapsed, but afterwards there were still many people asking: "Who can tell me if this song is nice or not? Which singer sang it?" Unfortunately, everyone ignored this curious child and instead kept discussing topics such as: "As soon as I go online, the whole country goes offline"; "Potatoes become sweet potatoes, and they actually collapsed"; "That V's video was more exquisite than a movie, unfortunately I only paid attention to that beautiful woman..."

  It just so happened that as someone pedaled a broken bicycle to the center of Hanyang Town, an industrial town, several young people who had just been chatting online in a forum walked out of an internet cafe.

  "Hey, hey. Look quickly..." A skinny guy who was still rubbing his sour eyes suddenly looked like he had seen a ghost, and hastily grabbed the arms of two companions beside him, shouting urgently: "Look quickly, the man riding the bike looks like the male lead in that V show!"

  "What? Really?" The two companions, who had been walking carelessly, suddenly became alert and saw a man riding a bike tens of meters away with a guitar on his back and a single-shoulder backpack on the rear seat...

  "Whoa, it really does look like him!" The companion to the thin guy's right scratched his head in thought, then suddenly slapped his thigh and exclaimed: "It's definitely him, it's really him! Do you guys remember, at the end of the video, the male lead was riding a bicycle, with a guitar on his back and a backpack hanging from the rear seat."

  "Whoa, I think I have some impression of it~" The companion on the left side of the thin guy also suddenly shouted out: "At that time, I was mainly looking at the beauty, but later when it ended, I remembered that the bicycle ridden by the man was this kind of most rustic bike, which seemed to be bought for tens of dollars in a second-hand market."

  "Mom, what's the point of saying that? Are you going to chase or not?" The thin guy shouted to both of them. Although he was thin, he was actually the one with the best brain among the three, so normally he was the central figure of the trio.

  "Of course we have to chase him, it's not easy to see a living celebrity!" The other two guys replied in unison with discontent.

  "Alright, what's the big deal about Xiao Shuai now? At most, he just left a "silk" impression on many young people. After all, he collaborated with a super beautiful girl to shoot a video. Many single men are furious about his "silk" behavior. Such a beautiful girl, you let her go just like that, you're asking for it! You deserve to be single forever, better yet, die being single."

  Since they decided to chase after her, they had to be quick about it. Otherwise, what's the point of chasing after a celebrity if she gets away? And so, the trio immediately took off in pursuit.

  Fortunately, a certain celebrity who still doesn't know he's attracted several "silk" boys rides a really broken bike. The rattling sound of the wheels is not even worth mentioning, the key point is that it's too hard to pedal, others can ride 10 meters with one push, but he can only ride 5 meters at most. If he doesn't use force to keep pedaling, his bicycle will immediately come to a stop, and then he has to use a lot of strength to start pedaling again, which is just like pushing the bike while walking, that kind of suffering is not even worth mentioning.

  It was precisely because he rode so slowly that this also gave the several "stalkers" behind him a chance, just as Xiao Su Ge stopped his car in a place with more people and relatively open space to prepare for the performance, they quickly ran to the front of a completely unaware "celebrity".

  "You, you're the male lead, right?" One of the three people asked, a girl who was staring at the beauty and couldn't remember the carefree brother's appearance.

  Xiao Sa Ge blinked his eyes: "...... Who are you......"

  "You idiot!" The thin guy almost cried, how come all the friends he made were of this kind? He slapped a palm on the head of this ~ silk, and then smiled at the stunned Xiao Suo Ge: "Are you the male lead in the song 'Happy Bachelor'? We think your style looks like him, so we chased after you to ask."

  "Is this world really that small?" Xiao Sao was so foolish at the time, no matter how confident he was, he never thought that just a few hours after posting, someone would recognize him. But now, when three silk men were standing in front of him alive and well, he finally felt relieved.

  At least they didn't ask Ge: "Are you that imitation emperor? Your performance is awesome. Not bad!"

  So, someone very pleased decided to frankly admit: "I'm not only the male lead in the video, but also the lyricist and singer of that song! ~"

  "What? The song is also sung by you?" Three ~ silk men were a bit stunned, and then another wave of excitement surged up: "This guy seems to be very awesome! If we ask him for an autograph now, when he becomes famous in the future, can't we take it out and show off? A celebrity's autograph is not easy to get!"

  Then, the clever and thin guy immediately stretched out his hand to hold the calm but slightly proud handsome guy's hand, and said with great admiration: "The three of us all heard you sing that song 'Bachelor's Happiness' online today, it was sung too well, the lyrics were also very good, you are already our idol!"

  "Hehe, don't say that, we're all young people, what's with the idol or not thing? Xiaoshaoge wasn't used to shaking hands with a man for too long and quickly pulled back while laughing, still speaking humbly: "Thanks for liking my song, this is my first one, I'm afraid it's not written well, sung poorly."

  "Really! You're really our idol!" The thin guy didn't mind Xiao Suo's aversion, actually he also didn't want to hold hands with a man and not let go, it felt very disgusting. With a smile still on his face, he said in a very sincere tone: "We just came out of the internet cafe and saw you riding your bike by, then we three ran after you, just to get your autograph, can you fulfill the wishes of us three music fans?"

  You've said so, can I still refuse? Although Xiao Shuai didn't feel much sincerity from them, it was just a signature, and he wasn't particular about it. So he immediately said with great emotion: "My handwriting is ugly, if you don't mind, how could I refuse?"

  "Haha, the more original and genuine the idol's handwriting is, the better!" The clever and thin guy was overjoyed. What's the point of a mass-produced celebrity signature compared to one he got himself? He hastily pointed at his own short-sleeved T-shirt and said: "Idol, please sign on this, I'll definitely keep it safe and put it away for collection when I get back."

  And the other two silly "fans" immediately followed suit, also asking to sign their names on their clothes. So the helpless Xiao Yu had no choice but to take out his oil-based marker pen from his backpack, which was given by his "first fan", and wrote his name Tang Xiao Yu on their sweaty clothes.

  It's not easy to get real loyal fans! A certain someone who is signing autographs is enduring the smell of sweat from these three people, which is even heavier than their own, while signing and lamenting in their heart.