Chapter 81: Frantically Recruiting Disciples (Part 2)
Yang Yu was already stunned, is this the result of Su Qi's teachings? No matter how you look at it, they are all rascals, where is even a bit of the demeanor of a martial arts master.
"I told them to do whatever it takes to survive, so they've become a bit unscrupulous," Su Qi said with some embarrassment.
Helpless bitter smile.
Not just despicable, this is too despicable.
However, Tie Tou on the side was watching with great interest and occasionally commenting a couple of sentences.
"You think you can fool me? You think I'm an idiot?" Wang Xing said, and with one kick, he kicked him out.
"You're paralyzed, thinking of hitting your old man." Ma Zhou cursed, and somehow a brick appeared in his hand, which he lifted and slapped towards Wang Xing's leg.
"Brutes! Using hidden weapons!"
Wang Xing quickly pulled his leg back in, a look of disdain on his face, but his eyes were scanning the surroundings.
"Hmph, no need to look anymore, this brick is what I brought in. Watch me use one brick to knock you dead." Ma Zhou said, holding up the brick and excitedly charging forward.
"Is this okay too?" Yang Yu was stunned.
"What's the big deal? Fighting is more innovative, I've even seen a guy hide a knife in his crotch before, but later he accidentally castrated himself." Tie Tou thought it was perfectly normal.
Up went three consecutive slaps, and Wang Xing was instantly stunned. His meaty palms were no match for the bricks, so he stopped attacking and simply dodged frantically.
"You're a joke! Don't run away with your tail between your legs. I'll let you off with just one foot." Ma Zhou said, taking advantage of the situation and speaking shamelessly.
"You have a way of throwing bricks." Wang Xing looked at him with contempt, thinking that although he himself was quite despicable, compared to this guy in front of him, he was absolutely much better.
"Haha, you're done for." Ma Zhou suddenly smiled.
Wang Xing hadn't noticed anything wrong, but suddenly felt his two feet leave the ground. Before he knew it, someone had appeared behind him and a sweeping kick sent him tumbling down, followed by Ma Zhou's brick-like fist crashing onto his forehead.
No pain was felt, only one sentence: "According to your military exercise, this brick is going down, you are already dead, okay, you can go aside."
Wang Xing was very depressed, scratched his head, stared at Ma Zhou for a moment, and then went to one side. He also remembered the guy who knocked him down.
……
"Haha, the monkey has caught a peach!" It was Sun's excited voice.
Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus
A huge butt sat on Sun Gao's face.
"Hurry up and lift your butt, or I'll grab your bird egg." Sun Gao's voice was very low and unclear, and it was unknown what smell was under Dai Bing's butt.
"You think I'm stupid, wait until I sit firmly, in two minutes at most you will be suffocated to death." Dai Bing was very pleased with himself and indeed twisted his buttocks to press down on Sun Gao's mouth and nose.
"It's really passionate." Yang Yu muttered to himself, somewhat speechless. These few people were indeed extreme, using every trick in the book.
About thirty seconds later, a strange change suddenly occurred.
"Ah!" Dai Bing let out a loud cry of surprise, and then his body began to convulse.
"This is... shot." Wang Xing was somewhat surprised, this damn thing works, how long has Dai Bing not had a woman.
Shot!
While Dai Bing was not in control, Sun Gao suddenly flipped over and grabbed Dai Bing's bird egg, pulling it violently. He muttered to himself, "You think sparring can't kill people? You thought you could wait two minutes and then declare me the loser? Unfortunately, I'm also a master, how could I fall for your trick? Originally, I thought it would take several minutes, but unexpectedly, you're so useless, you couldn't even last one minute."
Sun Gao said, "Are you going to surrender?"
Dai Bing's face twisted into a bitter smile, this time he had lost face and felt the pain below, hastily nodding: "I surrender, Ancestor please go easy on me, I won't be able to hold on."
"It's pathetic, really stinky." Sun Gao turned to one side, he finally won this round, but the process was really not worth boasting about, and his dignity was gone.
On the other hand, meanwhile.
"Niu Dun suddenly roared: 'You're bullying me, so many people beating one of me, I surrender, I won't fight anymore.'"
The ox shield is just a shield, being beaten by so many people, he has no ability to counterattack at all. In the end, it must be his own physical strength that collapses, so it's better to admit defeat. However, compared to Wang Xing and Dai Bing, he lost much more beautifully.
"Fantastic, truly fantastic." Yang Yu didn't feel like applauding.
Wang Xing, Dai Bing and Niu Dun's faces all turned red with rage. They could feel it, in terms of strength and speed, they were absolutely not weaker than the six people opposite them, but rather stronger by a lot. However, they did not expect to lose so decisively. In the end, it was because the six people opposite them were too despicable, too shameless.
"You three must be unhappy, thinking that they six beat you three, and all of them used despicable tricks. However, you should know that if this were a life-and-death struggle, you would all be corpses now." Yang Yu said coldly.
Three people were very unwilling to accept this answer, but the fact is indeed so.
"Haha, we're still the strongest." Ma Zhou exclaimed excitedly, and gave Su Qi a complacent glance.
"Hmph, you're the strongest, but your skin is the thickest. In the future, it's best to restrain this set of yours, or I'm afraid you'll ruin the reputation of the Kunlun Sect."
"What? Master, you're willing to accept us as your disciples?" Ma Zhou became excited, Sun Gao and Zhang Fei also looked surprised.
Yang Yu glanced at Su Qi and it seemed that Su Qi had done her homework for them, so there was no need to waste words. However, the three small team leaders in front of them were not to be underestimated.
"The six of them had no opinion, what about you three small team leaders? Are you willing to join the Huàntiān Sect?" Yang Yu looked at Wang Xing and his two companions.
"Huang Tian Sect?"
"Well, Wulin Gate, you're not thinking of learning martial arts? From now on, your wish will be granted."
"I'm willing!" Wang Xing said first, somewhat excited, this is a martial arts sect!
"I'm willing too!"
"They all agreed, and I'm sure I will too." Niu Dun is still the most down-to-earth.
"Alright then, let me tell you about our house rules first." Yang Yu somewhat excitedly pulled out the house rules she had organized.
"There are six rules in total, remember them well. If you violate any of the rules later on, don't blame me for being ruthless."
That's all.
Yang Yu began to recite the door rules. It was the first time they had heard the door rules, and Tie Tou and Su Qi were also listening carefully. Unfortunately, Han Hu and Sun Xiao Ran were not here.
"1. Safety first in all matters, if unable to cope, flee immediately.
2. Prohibit internal conflict, otherwise cultivation will be abolished.
3. Those who bring disaster to the country and harm innocent people will face severe consequences.
4. The disloyal and unfilial will be expelled from the sect directly.
5. Do not commit adultery with women, if you like someone go pursue them, support free love.
6. Must respect the leader and his wife, otherwise fines will be imposed according to circumstances."
"The above rules have been drafted by Master and Madam, with the enthusiastic support of all disciples. From today on, they will be implemented. If there are any questions, they must not be raised. The right to interpret belongs to Master alone. All disciples must comply, and violators will be punished."
"Do you understand?" Yang Yu looked at the stunned few people, couldn't they all be shocked by this rule of his own.
"This rule is really screwed up and ambiguous." Su Qi thought to herself.
"He really took running away as the first rule of thumb, and being a good boss is another kind of kung fu." Tie Tou thought to himself.
"It turns out that the rules of the martial arts world are actually like this, I've gained some insight." Wang Xing thought to himself, still thinking that it was originally supposed to be this way.
"Alas, I'm not good at deceiving people. Who would like someone like me who has committed adultery with another man's wife?" Zhang Fei secretly cursed to himself.
"I don't have much money, from now on I must never offend Master and Mistress." Ma Zhou thought to himself.
……
"Do you understand?" Yang Yu asked again.
"Understood!" several people replied in unison.
"Well, fortunately, I understand now. Otherwise, you would be disrespecting the instructor and that's a fineable offense." Yang Yu said in a low voice, causing the people beside him to stare blankly, if this could constitute a fine, then they would all be fined later.
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