Chapter 62: I am not a gentleman!

  "Big brother, I think we should just forget about this matter. We still haven't investigated the other party's background clearly!" Shu Fang's face showed some fear.

  Wang Wei turned around and glared at Shu Fang, scolding him harshly, "Your son has been beaten like this, but you don't even dare to fart, spending your whole life with your tail between your legs. I shouldn't have married my sister to you in the first place."

  Suddenly he was speechless.

  "Follow me!"

  Wang Wei yelled at Li Lan in a very domineering tone, causing Li Lan to tremble all over and immediately not dare to be slow, hastily following Wang Wei out.

  "Hey big brother, wait for me! I'm going with you. Watch me burn their house down with a single fire!" Wang Fang shouted loudly and immediately ran out following him.

  A valiant family, they still don't know that they are about to bring a great storm to Chengdu.

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  At the same time, a bicycle was speeding down the road at the speed of light, and people on the road saw it and hastily gave way, afraid of being hit. The speed of the bicycle was so fast that even private cars were left far behind.

  "Borrowed, borrowed..."

  Chen Dasheng shouted as he darted through the streets and alleys, performing various high-difficulty moves that left many young people watching in amazement.

  From school to the entrance of Happy Valley, it takes almost an hour by bus, but Chen Daxing completed it in less than eight minutes.

  As it was the weekend, there were many people coming to Happy Valley. Chen Dasheng took a couple of deep breaths, wiped the sweat from his forehead and hid in the corner for a while before finally spotting Liu Xiaomin's figure by the entrance.

  He found a place and threw his bicycle aside. Chen Dasheng tidied up the disheveled clothes on his body, and walked towards Liu Xiaomin with a calm pace.

  Liu Xiaomin was wearing a white casual outfit today, with a large pair of sunglasses perched on the bridge of her nose, looking very elegant and attractive. As she walked back and forth, she attracted the attention of many people. On her right wrist, she carried a white brand-name handbag, and in her left hand, she held two white garment bags. From time to time, she looked around restlessly, with an expression on her face that seemed very impatient.

  "How come he's still not here, is this guy going to stand me up?" She took out her phone and checked the time, nearly ten minutes had passed, but Chen Dajun still hadn't appeared, Liu Xiaomin couldn't help but suspect that Chen Dajun was deceiving her.

  "First date and you dare to stand me up, nice one Chen Dasheng, I'll count to three, if you don't show up, then be prepared to copy words until your hand is crippled next week."

  Liu Xiaomin muttered to herself, regretting that she had dressed up early in the morning, only to be stood up, which was simply unbearable. If Chen Dasheng didn't show up soon, she would really start hating him.

  "One, ..., two, ..."

  "What's up, Little Min?"

  A chuckling voice came from behind, Liu Xiaomin suddenly turned around, Chen Dasheng had appeared behind her at some point, standing with a sly smile on his face.

  Seeing Chen Dashieng, Liu Xiaomin immediately became angry and said, "You damned ghost, you've made me wait so long, it's almost eleven o'clock."

  Chen Dàshèng smiled wryly and covered his stomach, saying "Can't help it, my stomach doesn't feel well!"

  Liu Xiaomin glanced at Chen Dajie with a smile and said, "Look at your sweaty face, shouldn't you be constipated?"

  Chen Daxing's face twitched, and he immediately burst out laughing, "Little Min classmate is indeed clever, you've guessed all this, it seems your experience is quite rich, could it be that you also have constipation?"

  Liu Xiaomin spat at Chen Dashi, and immediately handed over a clothes bag in her hand to Chen Dashi, "Take it."

  "What's this thing?" Chen Dasheng took a look inside and found clothes, a blue ladies' swimsuit, "What do I want with this thing?"

  "Ah, wrong one!" Liu Xiaomin's face turned red as she saw the swimsuit in Chen Dasheng's hand, and she quickly snatched it away from him, handing him another bag instead, "This is yours."

  Chen Dàshèng felt a bit embarrassed, took a look and it was indeed correct, inside was a pair of blue swim trunks.

  Liu Xiaomin said with a tone of blame, "It's all because you wasted so much time, now there isn't enough time left, we can only go to the water park for a bit of fun."

  Having finished speaking, he took out the two tickets he had just bought from his bag, went forward with Chen Dabing's arm in hand, and headed towards the ticket gate.

  "Uh!" Chen Dasheng walked while looking at the swimsuit in his hand, his face somewhat embarrassed, "That, Xiao Min classmate, why don't we just play on land instead and forget about going to the water park?"

  "Why?" Liu Xiaomin looked at Chen Dasheng with some confusion.

  Chen Dasheng's face twitched, and he said, "What's so fun about a water park? A big crowd is like a dumpling, aren't you afraid of getting infectious diseases? And it gets you all wet!"

  Liu Xiaomin looked unwilling, "Look at how many people are over at the amusement park on land, and I haven't even gone to play at the water park yet. I bought you a swimsuit, what's there to be afraid of getting wet?"

  Liu Xiaomin didn't know that Chen Dasheng was unwilling to go to the water park because of the swimsuit she bought for him, which was too thin, too small and too tight. When he wore it, a big bulge would be exposed in front. This outfit would attract countless people's attention.

  "You're not shy, are you? I'm not shy at all, what's there to be shy about?" Liu Xiaomin couldn't help but laugh when she saw Chen Dasheng's awkward appearance.

  Isn't she harming people? Chen Dabing rolled his eyes, thought for a moment, and directly smiled at Liu Xiaomin, "I was shy back then, I just didn't want other men to see you wearing a swimsuit."

  "Huh?" Liu Xiaomin heard this and a smile immediately appeared on her face, which suddenly turned red. She looked up at Chen Dasheng and said, "What business is it of yours that I'm wearing a swimsuit? You're being too nosy!"

  Chen Dashi's mouth curved into a smile, and he chuckled, "You're my future daughter-in-law, of course I have to take care of this. If you want to wear a swimsuit, it's only allowed for me to see, others who want to see, don't even think about it?"

  Liu Xiaomin heard this, her eyes widened, and she gave Chen Dasheng a glance. "You stinky beauty, who is your wife? If you speak nonsense again, be careful I'll tear your mouth apart."

  "Hey, aren't you willing yet?" Chen Dajie sneered with a mischievous grin. "Do you believe that when my sister comes back, I'll have her go to your house and propose? What do you think, will your dad agree? You can't even run away now, just wait for me to give birth to a son."

  "You...!" Liu Xiaomin said with a pout, her face slightly flushed. "If you dare to do that, see if I'll still care about you!"

  "Haha, don't say that, Little Mian classmate, your angry look is really cute, I think I've deeply fallen in love with you!" Chen Dasheng chuckled and patted Liu Xiaomin's shoulder, grinning from ear to ear, "Remember, put away the swimsuit, and those super short skirts and low-cut tops too, don't wear them, or only wear them for me to see."

  "Good one, Chen Dashi! It seems you really can't go three days without causing trouble!" Liu Xiaomin's face was either flushed with embarrassment or anger, and she suddenly grabbed the soft flesh around Chen Dashi's waist and spun him around in a 360-degree circle.

  Chen Dashi was in so much pain that he gritted his teeth and apologized repeatedly, "Damn it, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his fists!"

  "I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!" Liu Xiaomin glared at Chen Dasheng, "If you dare to speak nonsense again, be careful that I'll use my two-finger zen to pinch you to death."

  "I'm afraid of you!" Chen Dabing was speechless. It's said that women have two mouths, and no matter what they say, they're always right. This saying is really true.

  Liu Xiaomin snorted at Chen Dasheng and immediately walked away to the left.

  "Hey, where are you going? Aren't we going to the water park?" Chen Dasheng asked.

  Liu Xiaomin turned around, her face red with excitement, "Didn't some people say they weren't going? Well, I've changed my mind now and want to go to the amusement park."

  She tossed the bag with her swimsuit into a nearby trash can, turned around and swayed her buttocks as she walked away from Chen Daben.

  Chen Dashi's mouth slightly curled up, and he also threw the bag in his hand into the trash can, hurrying to chase after Liu Xiaomin.

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  There are too many people, and you have to queue up for anything fun. Finally, after playing a roller coaster ride, Liu Xiaomin patted her chest with a lingering fear, pulling Chen Dasheng excitedly and saying, "How was it? Exciting?"

  "Whatever!" Chen Dabai rolled his eyes and said calmly, pulling up his sleeves and leaning in front of Liu Xiaomin, "Look what you've done to me! How could you be so ruthless?"

  Liu Xiaomin took a look and saw that Chen Dasheng's arm was covered with fingernail marks, all of which were scratched by her in her excitement. She suddenly felt a bit embarrassed, "He wasn't afraid, of course he would grab onto whatever he could."

  "You just screamed like you were killing a pig, my ears are almost deafened. I didn't expect that you're usually so gentle, but your scream is so loud!" Chen Dasheng was speechless, he had also screamed on the roller coaster just now, but it was because Liu Xiaomin pinched him to make him scream.

  "You're the pig!" Liu Xiaomin glared at Chen Daxing and said, "You have thick skin, pinching you a few times is nothing. Weren't men born to shield women from wind and rain?"

  "This is a typical big womanism!" Chen Dasheng heard and couldn't help but snort, "You're not my wife, why should I take the blame for you?"

  "You look like a refined guy, why do you talk so crudely?" Liu Xiaomin's beautiful eyes glared, and her two fingers stretched out towards Chen Dasheng's shoulder again.

  "If you pinch me again, do you believe I'll pinch you back?" Chen Dabing wouldn't let her get the better of him, and with a swift motion, he grabbed Liu Xiaomin's hand and pulled it into his embrace. With one hand, he made a pinching gesture in mid-air near her proudly puffed-out chest.

  "Die, you! There are so many people here!" Chen Daxing's movements were so obscene, and he was doing it in front of so many people. Liu Xiaomin's pretty face immediately turned red to the roots of her ears, and in her embarrassment, she immediately started wrestling with Chen Daxing.

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