EDITOR’S NOTE:
{This section is just John rambling, and not to mention he does not really do a good job at telling what the “malevolent incidents” are. Dude literally just uses the front page of Warden Watch (which is publicly available information btw) to describe them. Bro, just become a drama channel like-
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Fine! I’m skipping it! (Freaking killjoy…)
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No, I didn’t swear “dad”!
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You’re still reading this, aren’t you? DAMN IT!}
{SKIPPING VIDEO BY 7 MINUTES, 49 SECONDS}
Warden Watch has documented some snippets of these horrific incidents in question, and they have noted that these malevolent incidents are rarer than the benevolent incidents, and their documentation is unfortunately limited {bullshit}. Analysis of these very incidents on Warden Watch indicates strange, abnormalities that seem to defy the laws of reality. However, the usual result of these incidents is that the subject in question “disappears”, or as some theorized on Warden Watch, killed by the Warden. If we were to look at the 3rd benevolent incident (my own personal testimony witnessing the footage in question), the Warden does not have the ability to enter the real world {*sigh* you know what I’m going to say…}. That would be ridiculous…or is it? {WHY THE DRAMATIC MUSIC?!!!} The malevolent incidents allege that this is the case, though conflicting reports make it hard to ascertain as to which incidents are confirmed real or not. However, there have been patterns that many have determined to be the causes of the malevolent incidents.
The {scumbags} in these malevolent incidents usually have done a severe crime, warranting and resulting in a felony charge. The notable list of crimes that are the subjects of malevolent incidents are pretty serious. They are: murder, fraud, rape, abuse, terrorism, human trafficking, drug trafficking, treason, assault & battery, and crimes against humanity.
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{Sorry, give me a sec…
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So, I just talked to my boss, and the Warden hasn’t actually incarcerated any war criminal (yet).
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I see you laughing! Even if this is just text, I can imagine you laughing!
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No, my boss isn’t my dad…
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Okay, he kind of is.
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MOVING ON!}
One of these crimes has been observed in the 2nd benevolent incident with the subject’s ex-husband, who was tried and convicted of domestic abuse, drug trafficking, and assault. If the list of crimes that warrant a malevolent incident are anything to go off on, the Warden most likely intervened which caused [REDACTED] to disappear without a trace. It is true that a murder investigation is going on, but it may be far more complicated than that. Why would some NPC from a video game from 25 years ago appear in [REDACTED]’s cell? Is it for moral justice, to uphold the public good, or is it some ulterior motive? If we are to take a look at what happened in the second benevolent incident, we can see-
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{JESUS [EXPLETIVE] CHRIST!
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Sorry, but, this guy rambles for 3 minutes about some nonsensical theory he pulled out of his ass! Sry, but this guy, ISTG, can’t even bother to actually interview the proper authorities who were assigned to the case, or let alone do proper journalism!
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Ah, so, I don’t think you are aware of how long I wrote that last paragraph, but my boss }
Now, I have interviewed a few individuals that shared their stories on Warden Warden who disclosed they were victims of subjects that were affected by malevolent incidents. All of them claimed the Warden personally intervened, and seemed to cause “untold pain and suffering before dragging them to the lowest pits of Hell”. That is assumed as they never witnessed what happened, but heard “sounds” that felt like some sound file being corrupted, akin to the sound editing of a “WeVid crap video”. {Uh, no. It’s more like zoomer humor tbh}. If what we know so far about the malevolent incidents is true, then it paints this Warden in a light that is far more sinister than he lets on about. All interviewees did not have any video or audio recordings of these incidents, these horrific occurrences that defied all logic and reason…save for one.
The {victim} in question, who approached me anonymously for this investigation {he didn’t}, gave me a sound file he recorded on his smartphone on November 21, 2011 possibly to secretly record his father for evidence of very severe crimes before turning it in to the authorities. The {victim} wished not to include his father’s alleged crime due to traumatic memories of both him, and the incident that “ended in his judgement”. As he told me, “By some strange luck or fate, my dad happened to play Lethe the day I recorded the incident. My dad’s bedroom door was locked, and knocking against it usually results in…something I do not want to talk about. By some act of God, my suffering was answered, by something so terrifying, so powerful that I did, and still don’t understand it.”
The {victim} handed over the audio file which was downloaded via a flashdrive he had hid away for years on the request I provide an answer as to who or what the Warden is. Following an analysis of the incident, I must disclose it has brought not only more questions than answers, but also an alarming revelation on this anomalous NPC. I must warn all of you watching, the content in this footage is quite dark, and contains mentions of very severe crimes that are not for the faint of heart. This is your first and only warning before we investigate this audio file, which will begin in 30 seconds…
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{You have no idea how difficult it is to unredact the stuff in this transcript John made, and how much editing I had to do not to make this a sensationalist nightmare that doesn’t even show really how “horrifying” this incident was. This is what he does, every single video, and he has 1,500,000 subscribers for some goddamn reason. Drum it up and sanitize the hell out of it! And I’ve watched every single one of these stupid videos!
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Okay, real talk for a sec, this actually did happen, and the person that the Warden targeted was a real scumbag that-
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Jesus…I thought you were joking about his crimes?
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Alright, I’ll tell them. The “subject” of the video was the infamous CEO of Mundas going by the name of Christopher Vespermann and good God, he did a lot of terrible things. Corruption, insider trading, targeted assassinations, perjury, bribery of judicial officials, blackmailing, and abuse are the big ones along with several other crimes. The last big one I listed had 48 victims that came forward and saw his arrest on November 21, 2008, and he was tried in 2009. And this scumbag, this waste of skin, bribed the judge and the jury to acquit him. I wish the Warden just tossed the judge and those idiots who accepted the bribe in the lowest pits of-!
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I’m fine, really. It’s just that-
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Okay, I’ll calm down. But it’s hard when so many innocent people were harmed by this guy.
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Alright…Alright. Everything was swept under the rug, and the victims, fearing for their lives, went into hiding. Even after this incident, they’re still afraid because of all of Christopher’s connections. And John just left this all out…and sensationalized something very serious and just horrific. God, it’s so hard to just not try to corrupt his computer after reading this script, and watching his recorded footage. Actually, I really want to punch this jackass in the-!
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Sorry, I had a lecture with my boss about uh…emotional problems. I’m playing the audio file that he saved on his computer, in full. I’ve censored the name of the victim. I know who he is, and I'm saddened how he ended up. John will edit this, and then he’ll delete it when he thinks everyone will begin to fear and hate the Warden…}
{The} MALEVOLENT INCIDENT
- {Scumbag asshole}: {Christopher Vespermann, 48 year old bastard from the deepest pits of hell}
- PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION: VIDEO GAME ADDICTION, {being a demon}
- REASON FOR PLAYING: VIDEO GAME ADDICTION, DESTRESS FROM WORK
- GAMING DEVICE: PERSONAL COMPUTER
- GAME VERSION: ORIGINAL VERSION {Pirated}
- MEANS OF COMMUNICATION: VERBAL SPEECH
- MEANS OF RECORDING: AUDIO RECORDING FROM {Victim’s} SMARTPHONE RECONSTRUCTED DUE TO CORRUPTED DATA
- DATE OF INCIDENT: NOVEMBER 21, 2011
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{My boss told me that the victim was about 8 feet from Christopher’s door when he was recording his father. He planned on using the smart phone to turn him into the authorities. Well, he got something else instead.
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Also, the audio quality is pretty bad so uh, let’s just say spent a little bit too long trying to make it actually audible. I’ll admit, I got a bit sloppy, so, if you see some programming brackets, you now know why}
[1758 HOURS: 11.21.2011]
{INCREASING VOLUME…DONE}
CHRISTOPHER:
Stupid goddamn quest-
> INCOHERENT MUMBLING
What’s the [EXPLETIVE] point of this crap anyways?
[AUDIO INDICATES {Victim} IS STILL TRAVELLING TO QUEST MARKER LOCATION FOR 2 MINUTES, 04 SECONDS]
CHRISTOPHER:
That little deadbeat [EXPLETIVE], he installed malware into my computer, didn’t he?!
{Victim}:
> QUIET LAUGHTER
CHRISTOPHER:
I’ll be sure to teach that little [EXPLETIVE] never to get into my room.
{Victim}:
> QUIET, FRIGHTENED GASP
[AUDIO GETS QUIETER AS INTERVIEWEE MOVES AWAY FROM SUBJECT’S BEDROOM DOOR AS A PHONE RINGS]
CHRISTOPHER:
> PHONE CHATTER
Yeah, this is Christopher Vespermann.
> PHONE CHATTER
Uh huh?
> PHONE CHATTER ALONG WITH A DEEP SIGH
So you’re saying those morons at Grandview didn’t-
> CLEARS THROAT
*slowly* “Appreciate” the offer.
> PHONE CHATTER
“Controversies”? That’s old news, you know that, years old…
> PHONE CHATTER
Now you listen here, I hired you to negotiate a 53% stake with that company to meet quarterly revenue by the end of this year, and they said no after that generous offer?!
> PHONE CHATTER
I see how it is. You know about the uh "accident" that happened to the guys at uhh…
> FINGERS SNAPPING
> PHONE CHATTER
> LAUGHTER
Yeah, those losers. Now, we wouldn’t want something like that to happen to [REDACTED] during negotiations, correct?
> PHONE CHATTER
> SOFT LAUGHTER
Good. I expect you to tell me if something should happen to [REDACTED] by tomorrow.
> PHONE CHATTER
*slowly* Very good. There may be a 5% raise for you after this, if you do well…
> PHONE CHATTER
> CLEARS THROAT
Good boy…7.5% then. Now get going, I’m busy!
[PHONE CALL ENDS. AUDIO BECOMES SLIGHTLY LOUDER]
CHRISTOPHER:
*mumbling* [EXPLETIVE] idiot. Interrupting me during my “me time”.
> PAUSES
Now to do this stupid [EXPLETIVE] quest.
[1809 HOURS. 11.21.2011]
EDITOR’S NOTE: {Still can’t hear shit, sorry bud}
This narrative has been purloined without the author's approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.
CHRISTOPHER:
There you are, you little [EXPLETIVE]…
WARDEN:
Morning citizen. What a pleasant day outside. Remus must have blessed the skies above.
CHRISTOPHER
I’ll just knock this guy off the cliff, like-
> PAUSES
*panicking* Where the hell are my weapons?
WARDEN:
This sanctuary is a safe place, and no weapons are permitted here. I have confiscated them until-
{LOWERING VOLUME…DONE}
CHRISTOPHER:
*yelling* Yeah, and how about I turn off my [EXPLETIVE] computer then?!
> PC SHUTS OFF
> LAUGHTER
*yelling* Can’t keep the power on, can you asshole?!
*mumbling* Stupid [EXPLETIVE] piece of shit…
> GROWLING
Now, where is that no good little shit of a-?
{Victim}:
> SCURRIES AWAY FROM DOOR
[DOORKNOB HEARD RATTLING]
{INCREASING VOLUME…CANCELLED}
CHRISTOPHER:
*yelling* {Victim}, you better let me out right now, or it won’t just be more dinner tonight you-!
WARDEN:
I’m afraid you cannot leave, Christopher Vespermann.
CHRISTOPHER:
> HEAVY BREATHING
What the [EXPLETIVE]?! I shut off my-!
WARDEN:
Yes, you did, and I turned it back on, as you are not allowed to leave this room, especially after what you have done…
CHRISTOPHER:
[EXPLETIVE] idiot of a son installed malware on my-!
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES FOLLOWED BY SOUNDS OF IRON SHACKLES]
{Victim}:
> QUIETLY YELPS
CHRISTOPHER:
How the hell did you do‐?!
> SUBJECT IS HEARD STRUGGLING AGAINST SHACKLES
WARDEN:
Sit. You aren’t leaving.
CHRISTOPHER:
You’re trying to play a cop, huh? Well, I’ll see you in court for false-
WARDEN
*booming* BE SILENT!
CHRISTOPHER:
> YELPS
WARDEN:
We have much to discuss, especially what you have done during much of your career, including a few “incidents”, all of which I have right here…
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
CHRISTOPHER:
This [EXPLETIVE] guy…
> GROANS
I was acquitted of those charges. Libelous idiots who wanted all my dough. Hard earned moola pal!
WARDEN:
That you acquired over blackmailing and murder? Like right here?
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
{ADJUSTING AUDIO QUALITY…DONE}
CHRISTOPHER:
> SOFT CHUCKLE
That was an accident. Jesus, you really are a comedian!
> STRUGGLES AGAINST CHAINS
Ya know? Maybe if you let me go, I could hire you as my own personal-
WARDEN:
And these as well…
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
CHRISTOPHER:
> PAUSE
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
WARDEN:
A glimpse into the mind of a demon…
CHRISTOPHER:
> ANNOYED SIGH
Listen jackass, I go to church on Sundays, know every verse of the Bible, and make sure I spend Thanksgiving with my family-
WARDEN:
-Who have forbidden you from entering their homes since 2009. I’ve read the texts, Christopher, especially over that court case.
CHRISTOPHER:
Are you some sort of living computer virus or something?
WARDEN:
Something else…
CHRISTOPHER:
Then a demon then? Oh, boy! This is probably the funniest shit I ever-
WARDEN:
>SNEERING
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
{Victim}:
> STIFLES YELP
CHRISTOPHER:
I-I was just saying that’s what you probably are, right?!
WARDEN:
No. That would be you…
>CLEARS THROAT
Your career is built off the suffering of others, and your latest “business venture” is to acquire a medium-sized game developer based in a Missourian town bearing its name. One which you wanted to buy as they made your favorite game. Of course, that didn’t go well, given how you treat your acquisitions…
CHRISTOPHER:
‘ey! It’s just business, buddy!
WARDEN:
What about a phone call, made at 1801 hours with a [REDACTED]?
CHRISTOPHER:
Uh, yeah? It was mainly an important phone call you see. I am of course the CEO of a prestigious-
WARDEN:
While you are in your undergarments playing a computer game showing notable signs of anger, particularly directed towards anyone that interrupts your session? That doesn’t sound professional to me.
CHRISTOPHER:
*exasperated* Hey! I gotta run a company ya know? You know how many flights I have to take to LA? I spend 10 hours a day, 6 days a week doing important business that takes a lotta work pal.
WARDEN:
>ANNOYED SIGH
4 days a week. You get paid $3,251,000 per year, plus of course $47 billion in stocks and $2 billion in insider trading, as evidenced by this residence hosting 10 bedrooms, 2 Olympic-sized swimming pools, a golf course, two 3-car garages containing aristocratic automotive vehicles, and a PC with some of the most advanced hardware on the market. And that PC contains 10 terabytes of file storage, plus the other 500 terabytes that are “part of your work” that are currently not hooked up.
CHRISTOPHER:
>SOFT CHUCKLE
That’s public knowledge on Graham-
> PAUSES
*panicked* 500 terabytes? I don’t have 500 terabytes of file storage in my-
[AUDIO HEARD AS THE WARDEN OPENS A HIDDEN SAFE UNDER CHRISTOPHER’S BED]
WARDEN:
>PAUSES
You don’t have 500 terabytes of memory under your bed Christopher? In a blast-proof safe designed to evade metal detectors and would take weeks to crack open?
CHRISTOPHER:
Alright, fine! It’s for important company logs.
WARDEN:
Like this “important” phone call?
[AUDIO OF FULL PHONE CALL THAT OCCURRED AT 1801 HOURS PLAYS AND THEN ENDS]
CHRISTOPHER:
That was private! How did you-?
WARDEN:
> ANNOYED GROWL
You never spoke to [REDACTED]. He himself had his phone destroyed as he himself died in a plane accident bound for KCI at 1538 hours today. The news covered it heavily.
CHRISTOPHER:
> SNORTS
Never saw it…
WARDEN:
…As much as you value human lives.
CHRISTOPHER:
So it was you then?!
WARDEN:
The plane crash…no.
> SNARLS
The phone call, yes…And that man you planned to assassinate, Brandon Falkner, CEO of Grandview Software, has been informed of the phone call that happened. A police report has been filed on his behalf. And given the seriousness of your intended crime, I would imagine the FBI would be on their way to make sure you do not harm anyone else again…
CHRISTOPHER:
> HEAVY PANICKED BREATHING
> FRANTIC STRUGGLING AGAINST CHAINS
WARDEN:
You have been a very dishonest man throughout your entire life, and your very insistence on lying to someone who knows exactly what you did shows that even when confronted by the truth, you refuse to acknowledge it.
CHRISTOPHER:
*panicked* H-h-hey! We can talk this out right?! I’ll give you $50 million-NO! My penthouse in LA! Maybe perhaps-?!
[AUDIBLE SLAP HEARD]
CHRISTOPHER:
> WELPS IN PAIN
WARDEN:
I am not someone that can be persuaded by things insignificant to me, much like the judges you paid off concerning severe crimes brought about by 48 victims…The public was upset you got off scott-free during that court case in 2009 when the jury strangely reached a not guilty verdict. And these hard drives include every one of them, plus someone else in this very manner. Someone who is your very son.
{Victim}:
> INCOHERENT MUMBLING FOLLOWED BY TREMBLING
CHRISTOPHER:
*exasperated* I would never do that to-!
[A LONG PAUSE OCCURS THAT LAST FOR 14 SECONDS]
CHRISTOPHER:
I-I don’t know how you did that…
> LOUD FLAILING OF CHAINS IS HEARD
THIS IS A MISTAKE! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! I NEVER DID THAT!
WARDEN:
Those are your memories, and they are as clear as day. Evidence that cannot be tempered with.
> GROWLING
Evidence that warrants punishment of the highest order!
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{At this point, the victim began to see strange lights under Christopher’s bedroom door that temporarily blinded him.
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Okay, it was more like he ruined his eyesight as the result of looking into something he shouldn’t have.
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Also, the amount of editing coming up was a pain in the ass}
CHRISTOPHER:
> LAUGHING
Punish me? When you say that the cops are on their way here?! You just contradicted yourself, you [EXPLETIVE] idiot.
> MOCKING LAUGHTER
Lemme tell ya something, jackass. I have a lot of friends in the FBI you don’t even know about. They already shut down whatever that moron thought would save his skin. And that guy…Oh him. If what’ya saying is true, that little bastard is goin’ to get it!
WARDEN:
> SOFT CHUCKLE
Unfortunately Mr. Vespermann, they know this too.
CHRISTOPHER:
Huh?!
WARDEN:
I have a lot of contacts you can’t even begin to comprehend. They know what’s going on currently, and they know that you’ve bought out their bosses. They also know that any attempts at a warrant against you will be shot down. However, they have told me everything about you, everything you did, and they have the evidence for that…
> SOFT GROWL
…Evidence you and I know is unaltered.
CHRISTOPHER:
> UNCOMFORTABLE LAUGHTER
I get it now. This is all some [EXPLETIVE] up dream, and I’m being punished by some guy dressed up like those stupid guards. I’ll wake up, and I’ll be in my bed, enjoying another day with no conse-
[AUDIBLE SLICING SOUND]
LOWERING VOLUME…DONE}
CHRISTOPHER:
> PAINED SOUND
*yelling* WHAT WAS THAT FOR A-
> PAUSES
WARDEN:
Was that a dream, Christopher?
CHRISTOPHER:
Oh Jesus…
[ODD DIGITAL NOISES]
CHRISTOPHER:
*panicked* W-where are you taking me?
WARDEN:
A place where demons like you will serve you sentence until you finally understand the weight of all of your sins…starting now.
{LOWERING VOLUME…DONE}
{ADJUSTING AUDIO QUALITY…DONE}
CHRISTOPHER:
> NOTABLE EXCRUCIATING SCREAMING SLOWLY SOUNDING MORE DIGITALLY CORRUPTIVE OVER THE NEXT 10 SECONDS
[FILE CORRUPTED DUE TO ELDRIGITAL INTERFERENCE. {The only salvageable part of the file was the end unfortunately. So uh…AUTO-SKIP}
[1829 HOURS: 11.21.2011]
[SOUND ENDS AFTER 10 SECONDS, AND {the Victim} ENTERS CHRISTOPHER’S BEDROOM TO FIND NOTHING. INTERVIEWEE SHUTS OFF RECORDING SOON AFTER]
EDITOR’S NOTE:
{That last part of the transcript had lights so blinding John had a bunch of notes written down about the victim. A lot of it is false, but, I’m just going to list the ones that are true from his notes}
ADDITIONAL NOTES: {The Victim} AFTER THE INCIDENT FOUND {Christopher} ABSENT FROM HIS BEDROOM, OTHER THAN A DAMAGED KING-SIZED BED. THE {victim} FOUND A NOTE FROM THE WARDEN ADDRESSED TO HIM, TELLING HIM TO GO TO THE LOCAL POLICE STATION AND PROVIDE AUDIO EVIDENCE FROM HIS SMARTPHONE, BUT ALSO POINT INVESTIGATORS TO THE HARDDRIVE STASH. THE INTERVIEWEE DID AS INSTRUCTED…AND IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS INNOCENCE, THE {Victim} WAS OFFERED INTO A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. THE {Victim’s} IDENTITY WAS CHANGED…THEY WERE SENT TO A FOSTER FAMILY IN IN [REDACTED]…THE {Victim} STATES THAT FOLLOWING THE INCIDENT, HIS LIFE BECAME TROUBLED AND STRUGGLED TO REINTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY, EVEN YEARS AFTER {Christopher’s} DISAPPEARANCE.
EDITOR’S NOTES:
{There is a lot of stuff here I’m going to skip. John goes on about how the victim was psychologically distressed, felt uncomfortable after the interview, and deleted all their socials. They didn’t though. They’re still up.
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Oh yeah, I should tell you that he didn’t actually interview the guy in question. Why? Because uh-
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*sigh* My boss doesn’t want to tell you as he feels it is wrong to say something without context.
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I’m just skipping to the end. It’s just personal theories and a bunch of other crap you probably heard before from every eceleb trying to be scary
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No, it’s not the end of this as there are other things to show you. Jeez dude, you are a real pain in the-!
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I was not being mean to them! Jeez, why can’t you take a joke Onar-
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ME AND MY BIG [EXPLETIVE] MOUTH}