Issue 10: "Him."

  Jam began walking out of his house and he saw another note. "Meet me at Chosen Valley." Jam looked at the note and then he looked up and he saw the ghostly figure and Jam looked at him. "Idiot, 'Chosen Valley' doesn't exist." The note changed and said "You will find it." and Jam looked at the figure but he was gone. "Ugly burnt turkey breast!" And then Jam went along with his day, ignoring the encounter. The God Cheetahs were on a mission to stop a titanic cheetah was 15 feet and he was overusing crystals. He had a fire, ice, and all of the elements and if he were to combine them all, he would make a Elemental Diamond and have too much power. ET yelled at him. "PUT THOSE CRYSTALS DOWN!" And the Cheetah noticed them run up. "Hehe, stop me." Flex looked at him.

  "Romans 13:1 "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. LISTEN TO AUTHORITIES!" And he looked at him and laughed him to scorn. Arrex slowly grew arrows in his claws. "We will destroy you if you don't put them down, last warning!" And Vinex looked at them all. "Idiots, he's just Powermaxxing, let him do his grind." And they all knocked him out of the world and looked back at him.He has already combined the crystals and evolved it into a Elemental Diamond.

  "Uh oh!" ET yelled. And then he absorbed power from the diamond. "AHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled as he gained power. And if it wasn't worse enough, he started cackling at them. They backed up from him as he had powers coursing through his veins. He used ;All Element Blast' which is an self explanatory move, impacting all of them except for Skyfire and Arrex...Arrex ran to him, using Arrow Fist and knocked him back slightly and then Skyfire swooped and used Fire dive punching him, but there was a struggle.

  Subsequentially, he knocked Skyfire across the world... Flex came with the Ocean Fist but that cheetah punched it and won the strength battle and he ran to Flex and used Elemental twist, blasting Nature and Fire at him...Volcano jumped in front of it, using 'Volcanic Thrust' and knocked him far...Volcano teleported while the Elemental guy was mid air and then he slammed him on the ground...However, the Elemental guy was larger than Volcano and used Titanic fist and punched him hard.

  They heard a youthful voice using a commanding tone. "ENOUGH!" ET ranned around him in the speed of infinity, using Electric Terrain and tried to destroy him with it... But THat Cheetah switched to the electricity element and absorbed it and managed to punch ET to the ground... Immediately jumping at him with Fire Finisher Fist...Out of nowhere, Vinex dived down with Di-vine and knocked his head off. "Oops." ET got up and smiled at Vinex and Vinex looked at them. "I won't just let y'all lose." and then the elemental guy repaired and jumped at Vinex but Vinex used Vine Ground and it blasted from the ground and pulled him under...Right after, it thrusted him into the sun. "WOAH!" They all yelled at Vinex and picked him up and were cheering for him.

  Vinex was proud of himself! The Elemental Cheetah was floating in the sun...Suddenly, he got snatched out. Sia looked at him and she revived him...Grinning as he gained consciousness. "Hey, wanna beat the God Cheetahs?" And he looked at her. "Yeah." and then she answered. "Then give me your soul voluntarily, I can just take it but It'd be greater if we were a team." She looked at him, expecting an answer.. He looked at her with suspicious eyes. "You're Sia though." and Sia lifted her eyebrow in curiosity. "Yeah, so? Since you don't fear me, you won't taste good." And he looked at her and joined her. Jam was walking in an open plain as he saw a maple roll and Jam thought that they looked nasty. "You all looked like incestuous pizza rolls!" and they all stopped rolling and divided towards Jam but suddenly they ALL just bleeped out of existence. No power, in a split second, they were gone.

  Jam looked at them and looked around in confusion. "Idiot, who did that?"and then a ghostly black cheetah standing up like a human and wearing a hat and he was floating towards Jam. Jam glared at him. "You look like a goth gummy worm with breast implants, you burnt hippo neck!" And then he looked at him. "Greetings there, Jam." and Jam answered him. "What do you want? You insidious tic tac jaw!" And then he looked at Jam, not phased at his insults, it was as if he knew Jam. "Allow me to introduce myself for the sake of the audience." Jam squinted his eyes at Him. "It is I, Hatster. The one who sees everything, hear everything, do everything, BEHOLD I AM EVERYTHING!" Jam immediately responded. "You sound retarded, you lethargic. cathargic, nugget!. You are correct, you are everything...Only everything that's stupid." And Hatster smiled at Jam, His smile could never fade no matter what.

  "I am speaking literally, I am everything that was here, everything that is here, everything that will be here and everything that never was here, I am it all." And Jam glared at him. "Idiot, I get it, you're full of yourself. Which is Shi-" And Hatster cut him off. "Anything that exists and doesn't exist, I am." He sat there looking at Jam before speaking again.. Do you know who you are and why you are here?" And then Jam, glaring at him, finally speaks. "Disrupted business cockroach, I don't care." and then Hatster, still smiling as ever replied. "I will tell you: you are meant to be the guardian of Cheetah Power." And Jam lifted his eyebrow because he knew that Cheetah Power have told him this before. Suddenly, a cheetah walked by Jam.

  "Hey, Cheetah Power Guardian!" and was about to walk past but Jam shawled him out of existence. Weridly enough,he poofed into dark smoke, meaning that he was Hatster. Hatster looked at Jam. "Of course you have to be stubborn, I find it hilarious though! Eventually, you will soak up and give in. One day Jam, one day. He then walked away and then behind a tree and vanished. Jam quickly eradicated the tree...But Hatster had vanished by then. Jam nodded. "You're lucky I didn't knock your busted horse throat head all the way down to your fried dusty fractured toenails. You punctured vomit hairline!"

  And then Jam walked away from the chosen valley but as he walked away, he turned around and the valley was gone. Jam was now at home just after a second of walking. Sia was feasting on the existence of the elemental cheetah that she deceived. Vultrex flew to Sia and landed on the ground. 'You're a girl of your word." he said as he saw the decimated elemental cheetah. Sia responded. "He lost to the God Cheetahs, why would I team with him? He's no stronger than you, there's a reason why I chose you as my henchmen." And then Vultrex replied. "We came from a long way, I was turned into a bird against my will! Stupid Melthina!"

  Sia looked at him. "You take pride in it though, right?" and Vultrex nodded at her. Sia continued. "I chose you because of your mentality and then I evolved your every attribute." Sia said to him. "I am nearly at my next step of destroying this final universe and then I will get Him to notice and then I will destroy hi-" but she was interrupted and suddenly couldn't speak. Vultrex looked at her. "What? cat got your tongue." Hatster appeared out of nowhere. "No need for that, It'd would be quite gratutious to try to eradicate the universe just to get my attention. Behold, I see everything, I hear everything, I do everything, behold, I AM EVERYTHING! I've always been watching you, for I am you. I know your every thought." Sia looked at Hatster, unable to respond. "You can speak now." And she looked glared at him. "Don't do that ever aga-" "I can do whatever I please." And he released her.

  Sia looked and him. "I hate you, I will destroy all of your creations-" "Even yourself?" Hatster responded and got closer to her. "Come on." Sia looked at him. "Then I will destroy you." Hatster smiled at her. "The clay yelling at the clay maker." Sia used 'Ultimate Divine Finisher; a move guaranteed to destroy anything It's directly targeted at...and blasted it at him and then Hatster yawned it away. Sia looked at Hatster in anger The audacity... She thought..but then Hatster walked forward to her. "Your time is almost over Sia." She looked at him in confusion and then couldn't help but laugh. "Oh, so you're gonna erase me now? Hehe, try it! You never will and soon you won't be able to." She walked towards him menacingly. "I recreated myself, I am no longer subject to you.

  " Hatster snickered to her. "Regardless of which, you are still my grand-creation, keep recreating yourself then you will be my descendantal creation! Although, I am everything so that means I am you and you recreated you so that also means I created you!" Hatster chuckles at her. Sia glared. "Once I create my own universe I can attach myself to it and then kill you with my new form within that because I would have no longer been your direct creation!" "Take it from the one who knows everything, you will not! But someone will destroy you before you can!" Sia smiled at him, "Who? I want to know who, no one, I mean NO ONE have ever bested me." "For a testimony, you will be destroyed by a 16 year old." Sia answered him immediately.

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  "You sound stupid. I, the Sia will be destroyed by a 16 year old? And what is this 16 year old's name?" "His name is...Jam." Sia smiled to him. "And where can I find this Jam?" And then Hatster looked at her. "He is gonna become the guardian of Cheetah Power! As you once were before Cheetah Power had a conscious." Sia glared at him for a minute and then she departed . Vultrex looked at Hatster. "HEY, NOW SHE IS MAD!" "Women, am I right?" They both laughed. Hatster broke the fourth wall. "By the way, you can remove the boldness in my name, I prefer to be humble." Hatster smiled... "That's better."The God Cheetahs were walking in the Minoi forest and were talking. Volcano looked at the God Cheetahs, "I am glad Marculus and I got rid of our beef and my inner Sia." ET looked at him. "Yeah, there are only 3 more of us who needs to get rid of our inner Sia!" Vinex looked at them.

  "I think my inner Sia makes me stronger." and Volcano looked at him. "You sound like a woke person." He said that whilst being in another universe because Vinex knew that he would say that. Skyfire looked at them all. "I WANT A INNER SIA!" Vinex answered him. "Idiot, you have a inner Sia." and Skyfire answered him. "I HEARD WHISPERING AND THEN I ATE WHOEVER IT WAS!" ET looked at him. "You ATE your inner Sia." and Skyfire yelled at him. "SORRY!" Volcano looked at them. "How? Me and Marculus had to use large blasts to destroy my Inner Sia, how did he just simply eat his?" Vinex looked at Volcano. "Idiot, you're in another universe." ET answered Volcano. "Well, he went through less trauma than anyone, the more trauma, the more powerful our inner Sia is." Marculus looked down, thinking to himself. "I wonder how powerful my Inner Sia is..." Vinex looked at Skyfire. "How did that thing lose its inner Sia before me?" Skyfire answered him. "SKILL ISSUE, OH OH OH OH OH!" Vinex eradicated.. Strangely enough, Marculus didn't shove his finger in Skyfire's face. Abruptly, they saw Jam a couple feet from them. Jam glared at them. "You idiots always find a way to end up in my tracks, you folded pancake toes!" And ET walked up to Jam. "Why don't you join us Jam?" and Jam went to them. "Look at you fools!

  You idiots look like anachronistic bill board spring heads! " And then Volcano looked at Jam. "THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY? THAT WE ARE UGLY? Listen, Jam.... JOIN US OR... WE WILL END YOU!" Jam glared at him in a judgmental manner but ET looked at Volcano. "Calm down and back up!" Jam interrupted him. "Shut up boss baby, I want to see want this Incinerated turd has to say." And Jam stepped closer to Volcano... On the spur of the moment, Volcano used Volcanic Fist on Jam however, Jam just sat there with a look of disappointment as he saw Volcano's hand slowly erase. "AUUUUUGHHHHH!" Skyfire's finger and his eyes flew to Volcano. "OH OH OH OH!" Volcano eliminated the creature and then he flew up in the air and use Fiery Flame Burst at Jam... Agilely, Jam jumped through it and grabbed Volcano's fat head and threw-slam him on the ground causing immense pain.

  Marculus yelled at him. "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BROTHER!" He used Dark pulse at Jam but Jam said "boo" to the power and it got scared and ran away. Marculus jaw left the universe. "HOOOOOOOOOOOW-" Jam launched him out of the universe and then Jam went underground and then ran all around throwing mountains into the air and then they all unexpectedly were hurled at Marculus from all directions...Jam then caused it to turn into a ginormous spike ball and then Jam broke it out of existence...Resulting in Marculus's erasure. . Volcano, on the ground, shook his head, dashed to Jam at full strength and used Fierce Dragon Rush but Jam turned around, and his tail swung, shawling and erasing Volcano indirectly. Jam...opened his eyes...Facing the other direction momentarily, he then turned around and glared at the God Cheetahs. "Boo." And everyone got scared and ran away...

  But Arrex eventually ran back to Jam. He looked at Jam, curiously. "Who are you?" As Jam was walking away he stopped and half-way turned around. "You will know soon...You systematical horse breast." And Arrex looked at Jam and approached him. "Hey, I don't know what you are but all I know that you are definitely not ordinary. Whatever It is that you are, or whatever you are driven towards...I suggest you should pursue it rather than joining us." And then Arrex spirited away, leaving Jam alone. Jam walked away and as Jam walked to a river...In a flash, Sia was behind him. "So you must be...Jam." and then Jam turned around. Sia is a prominent undefeatable menace to the world that everyone on Cheetah power knows. "And you must be a mutated mole rat in an electric chair!"

  Sia looked shocked and then she chuckled a bit. "You have a way with words... that's grievious." Jam immediately retorted. "You have a way with looks...That's hideous. You wretched hairy bush jaw." She laughed and looked at Jam in joyful surprise. "THIS is the one who is gonna defeat me?" She paused for a second before going closer to Jam. "I saw you destroy Marculus and Volcano. As for the God Cheetahs, I don't believe you can defeat all of them at once, let alone me." Jam answered her. "Idiot, I destroyed the Imitator who mimicked their powers and I would shatter you and your brainless children."

  She looked at Jam. "Really? ET destroyed the Imitator before, so have I. He just comes back stronger and stronger, you just destroyed a wacker version." A quiet paused emerged...Breaking the silence, Sia went closer to Jam. "Do you even know your purpose?" and Jam glared at her. "Idiot, why do all of you frosted armadillo esophaguses keep asking me that?" Sia looked at Jam. "You ARE the guardian of Cheetah Power, that is your purpose. I myself suggest you to follow it, because soon this world will no longer stand and I want to prove to Hatster that I am superior to his will!" Jam looked at her. "idiot, I don't have to listen to you nuke necks!" Sia sighed at Jam.

  "You could listen, or you can just go on being a worthless purposeless loser. That's up to you." Jam looked at her. 'Says the one who act like a self centered splinter cylinder shaped slender gender bender ender chocolate kinder jaw breaker and tries to get thirsty idiots to get with you, so that you can become pregnant and then kill the idiot and lay turds that eventually gain consciousness! You are polluting the world, you busted hippo blatter!" and then she laughed at him. "And what are you going to do about it? I am gonna destroy the world that you are supposed to protect and then I will end you! Apparently, you were chosen for no reason, but of course, the choice is up to you." She disappeared. Jam responded."You're lucky I didn't knock your boisterous tidal wave wig split all the way down to your rancid, acid, filled and finished toenails!" Marculus and Volcano came back to existence and looked at the God Cheetahs and they were shamed. Volcano looked at them, "Deathsoul said that If our consciousnesses remembered the pain that the fight caused, then we would have came back without a consciousness." Vinex looked at them. "Dang he is strong, he probably could come close to beating me." They all looked at him like he was born without knowledge.

  ET looked at them all. "I guess Sia is going to win then." Flex looked at them. "I feel the Holy Spirit telling us to go to the mountains of Main Valley." Marculus looked at him, "BLA BLA BLA, THE HOLY SPIRIT DIDN'T PROTECT ME FROM LOSING TO JAM!" Flex answered him. "Romans 8:28 all things work good for them who do his will...On top of all of that, you do not have God in you." Marculus yelled at him. "AUUUUUUUGHH! SO? WELL THEN HE SHOULD HAVE MADE HIMSELF KNOWN TO ME! BUT NAH, HE ISN'T REAL." He shoved his finger through the air and buldged his eyes towards it. "OH OH OH OH OH!"

  He was talking to nobody but himself because the God Cheetahs were already at the mountains by then and then the air destroyed him and he ate himself. As they ran to the mountains they could see Jam. They stopped immediately. Jam was thinking about what Arrex, Hatster and Sia said. "Those idiots look like russian corn dogs!" And then Jam saw the God Cheetahs. Volcano looked at Jam, "You fight good, Jam." and Jam answered him broquesly. "You fight horrible! You brown recluse, exclusive, delusived, IQ is impossibly elusive, but the truth is that you're a useless, toothless, truthless, doofus clueless dog named roofus who tried to kiss 2 ruthless blue kids, you metamorphed golf course head!" All of their jaws were in the void and they shedded their jaws off and then they looked down. Jam was disgusted at how werid they were. ET looked at Jam, "Well, bye." they all walked away but suddenly Jam spoke.

  "Hey idiots!" They looked up in relief and excitement and went to Jam. "What? You idiots thought I was gonna say that I will join you? I just wanted to say that you idiots like like bomb butts as you were walking away, you diseased ceased sneezes!" And they nodded and walked away and Jam looked at the sky as he walked on the cliff. "Hey Cheetah Power!" Suddenly Cheetah Power appeared as a spirit to Jam. Jam looks at Cheetah Power. "I will protect Cheetah Power and I will protect you from that rotten teeth Sia!" And Cheetah Power rejoiced. "Thank you Jam, as a token of my appreciation, I will now grant you the Cheetah Power Crystal!" She grants him the Crystal and suddenly a fuchsia and green wave went across all valley's, all planets, all universes, and all existences."

  Jam's form changed a bit and he now had fuchsia and green eyes and Jam turned around at the God Cheetahs. "It is done, you losers can now get out of the bush you ridiculous, conspicuous, meticulous dimwits!" ET looked at Jam. "Y-you will help us?" Jam answered him presumptiously. "indirectly, I will protect Cheetah Power, not the things on it. you fridge tooth" Flex looked at them. "Better than nothing, iron sharpeneth iron!" Jam look at him. "The Iron would remain the same because if I sharpened it on your brain, nothing would happen because there's nothing there, let alone sharp. You benevolent toilet seat!" And then Jam looked at Cheetah Power's Soul. "What is your name?" She answered him, "Soula." She went into Cheetah form. Afterwards, Jam told her to go back as a soul or Jam would change his mind and she did.