Chapter 1 Chaos KTV

  Looking at the box of "Yuetting" contraceptive pills on the desk, Bai Jingchu wanted to laugh but felt embarrassed. One hand gently covered her mouth, with her thumb and index finger pinching her cheek, clearly afraid that she would burst out laughing, yet pretending to be deep in thought.

  "Come on, hurry up and eat!" Yi Jun said with a smile from the sofa across.

  "Hmm." Bai Jingchu didn't put down her hand, but said, "Actually, taking birth control pills for a long time is not good. Some of the ingredients in them are very harmful to women. In the future, it's better to prepare some condoms, they don't harm the body, and as a man, you should also consider us women."

  "What about later?" Yi Jun rubbed his temples: "Let's talk about it later."

  "Nonsense! My sister still wants it tonight!" Bai Jingchu pretended to be angry.

  "Huh?" Yi Jun was taken aback, "Just two hours ago... another day then, another day..."

  Bai Jingchu's eyes narrowed, a cold aura: "You stinky boy, you ate and then forgot? Is my charm so bad that it makes you feel disgusted after just one time?"

  Yi Jun swore in his heart that he didn't mean it, and it was clear that this girl was picking a fight for no reason! "Where? I wouldn't get tired of it even if we did it ten thousand times... But, let's do it another day..."

  "Buy a set! Go for it!"

  "Not going! ...Uh, go another day."

  "Why do I feel that 'let's go another day' and 'let's talk about it later' are the same thing? You're a grown man, can't you be more responsible!"

  Yi Jun knew that Bai Dami said "later" as in "after a day", not "in the future".

  "Sister, dear sister, you know how much trouble it is to get this kind of thing... I spent a total of 2000... no, 2100 yuan on this box of Yu Ting, and also at the adult products store... Hmm?" Yi Jun's eyes lit up, and he slapped his forehead, "Haha, right! I already bought a box, almost forgot! Left it in the car!"

  Yi Jun suddenly thought of it and realized that he had already bought a box of domestic butterfly condoms in the adult store.

  "A hundred and one yuan for a box? What brand is so expensive?" Bai Jingchu was taken aback.

  "It's not that, it's just that I was in a hurry... cough." Yi Jun then told the embarrassing situation at the adult goods store, and Bai Jingchu couldn't hold back anymore. She had been pretending to be calm, but she couldn't pretend anymore, holding her stomach and laughing loudly, her head buried on the office desk, tears streaming down, laughing so hard that her legs cramped up.

  She laughed for two whole minutes before finally lifting her head, wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes and saying, "You're such an idiot! Actually, when you went to the first house across the street, I saw it all through this window - you didn't even dare enter the door, haha! Lanlan said you were a rookie, and now I really believe it!"

  "What? Yi Jun tilted his head and pouted, feeling embarrassed and depressed: "You two rotten girls, can't you say something serious for once, why are you talking about this!"

  Bai Jingchu blinked and smiled: "Actually, the topics women discuss in private are even more indecent and decadent than what you men talk about. Don't believe me?"

  It's hard to say about other women, but you two rotten girls are definitely like this, Yi Jun thought to himself.

  Bai Jingchu said with a hint of smugness: "Lanlan also said that the first time you did that thing, you were so nervous that your heart was racing. She also said that when it came to 'the outside', you, being inexperienced, almost didn't make it in time..."

  It was a bit of a struggle, but in the end it worked out, and they even got a sofa. The annoying water mixed with Lan Jie's bodily fluids also caused Tang Qingqing to get a big flower on her face. But what are you guys discussing? Yi Jun felt depressed and thought that when he got back, he had to "teach Lan Jie a lesson" and reassert his authority.

  "Stop it, stop it! I really can't deal with you two anymore..." Yi Jun felt a bit frustrated.

  Looking at his gloomy expression, Bai Jingchu burst out laughing again, holding her stomach.

  Jiangning's famous beauty Bai Jingchu, laughed three times in one day, who would believe it? All along, no one has ever seen the White Lotus Sect leader laugh like this before. In everyone's impression, she is a woman born not to laugh loudly. Even when occasionally revealing a hint of smile, it always comes with a natural chill that makes men tremble with fear.

  "Hey, I'm asking you if you've had enough of laughing, what's so funny?" Yi Jun said, gritting his teeth, a black line on his forehead.

  Bai Jingchu finally stopped, one hand still gently rubbing the stomach that had laughed in pain. "You know? Since I stepped into this dark circle, I've never been as happy as I am today."

  "It's obvious, that's why I think you're acting weird today, like...you're being neurotic or something."

  "You're so neurotic." Bai Demei threw a stunningly beautiful glance that made everyone jealous, "I'm being serious - seriously happy, I've genuinely fallen for you."

  In this ridiculous society, when an ordinary woman says "true heart", it's not worth a penny. But Bai Jingchu's words are not ordinary, and she doesn't bother to pretend in emotional matters either. This point, Yi Jun is also very clear about.

  Yi Jun smiled foolishly: "I can't control what you think, but just in case I become Chen Shimei, don't regret it later."

  "Want to try?" The white beauty suddenly took out a genuine Kabar military knife from the drawer, shining brightly. "If you dare to throw it at me, believe me, I'll castrate you with one knife!"

  At that moment, Yi Jun only felt a chill between his legs. "You'd better have a knife fight with Lan first, she's your love rival."

  "We've been wearing the same pants, how can I explain to her not to interfere." Bai Jingchu suddenly sighed - this girl's emotions are indeed unpredictable and change quickly. "To be honest, it's been many years since I've felt so happy and carefree. When I'm with you, I feel very different - I admit that I'm really infatuated, damn it."

  Yi Jun could only laugh, "Actually, the moon is pretty good tonight, I think we should go somewhere to have some midnight snacks."

  "Tonight, you're going nowhere and will stay here with me to chat. Bai Dami has always been very domineering. 'Want to see the moon? Watch it through the glass, without spending a single cent.'"

  Saying that, Bai Jingchu quickly gave her female driver and bodyguard a call: "You can head back home now, no need to send me over. I'm sleeping in the office with Junge today."

  Bang! Yi Jun's head seemed to have been smashed. I thought Bai Jingchu would cover it up a bit, but I didn't expect him to be so direct when talking to outsiders. "A woman's family, can't you be more subtle!"

  "Coquettish? Like this?" Bai Jingchu blinked her eyes playfully, and then gazed at Yi Jun with deep affection, making him feel extremely uncomfortable. In fact, even when Bai Jingchu looked at him with deep affection, it was a different kind of charm, absolutely enchanting. But this enchantment on the body of the "Iceberg" Bai was too awkward, too contradictory!

  "Alright, let's just drop it, it's scary." Yijun said bluntly.

  Bai Jingchu didn't get angry, instead she smiled and regained her composure: "Isn't this just right?! Don't expect me to become another woman, and don't expect to constrain me with the teachings of a noble lady. I, Bai Jingchu, dare to love and hate, I do what I want, I am who I am!"

  It's really delicious.

  "Of course, I'll be gentler with you from now on, okay? Come, let's have a 'gentle' one."

  "My leg..."

  "Cramping? Let me rub it for you?"

  Some goods have gone crazy.