Mad Dragon Protecting the Flower
At first, Yi Jun was completely passive.
The beautiful woman's whole body shook with anger, but the next moment she was furious, "You stupid fool, you're as still as a wooden stake!"
"Uh..." It wasn't until then that Yi Jun finally came back to his senses, having just been thoroughly shocked by Bai Demei's fierce beauty.
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"Smelly boy, you're too strong!" The beautiful white girl gave him a charming glance.
Yi Jun grumbled and tied his belt, "It's still your fault for making me bite... You didn't say it hurt earlier, now you're blaming me."
"Haha!" Bai Jingchu laughed loudly, but didn't know what was so funny about it.
But soon after feeling happy, Bai Jingchu suddenly scratched her head: "Bad dish, bad dish, today is not a safe period."
Pfft...... Yi Jun spat it out.
"Or else, I'll really give birth to one for you?" Bai Jingchu suddenly raised her face, her charming eyes staring at Yi Jun.
"Don't scare me! Brother isn't even prepared for that!"
"Who told you not to know how to wear a condom?"
"Are you giving me an ultimatum?" Yi Jun thought to himself, this is truly a case of turning the tables and hitting back, there's no reasoning with women.
"You should get out of here, who told you to 'fall' into someone else's 'inside'? This time she was in the right, and Yi Jun couldn't argue back. "I don't care, go get me medicine, or I'll give birth to it myself."
This is what it means to play cards against common sense.
Yi Jun gritted his teeth and hurried out to find medicine, that miserable state made Bai Jingchu laugh again.
As for Yi Jun, the first time was definitely going to be awkward. But considering that everything has a first time and Bai Jingchu's side was "emergency", he could only grit his teeth.
Actually, right across from the Bai Jingchu building, there was a sex shop. Yi Jun drove his old Jieda to the front of the store, and as soon as he got out of the car, his legs felt a bit unsteady. He lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then fiercely stomped it out on the ground - and then suddenly got back into the old Jieda and drove away!
This man who is fearless and dares to challenge anyone, actually still has weaknesses. He can talk big and boastful words that no one can surpass him, but when it comes to serious matters, he becomes shy to the point of death!
Across the street, Bai Jingchu, who was watching through the glass, suddenly widened his eyes and burst out laughing, falling onto the sofa. His two legs curled up and trembled with laughter, holding his stomach in pain and tears streaming down his face. This guy is adorable to the extreme!
He had gone to three places in a row, and Yi Jun took a deep breath and walked in. This was the first step towards success, and it was worth celebrating. A smiling saleswoman in her thirties with a warm smile looked up and welcomed him, "Sir, what can I help you find?"
Why is a woman so calm and composed? Yi Jun felt for the first time that he seemed to be at a disadvantage. "Uh... just take a look..."
His eyes wandered aimlessly, but in reality, he hadn't taken anything in. However, the salesgirl thought he was staring at that adult doll, so she smiled and took it down, displaying it in front of Yi Jun: "Hello sir, this is a brand new product from Japan, a 1:1 scale replica of Japanese AV actress Sora Aoi, with excellent flexibility, usable in three places - the front, back, and mouth area - for a completely realistic experience... It also has strong pressure resistance, so don't worry about being too rough, it can withstand up to 130 kg of pressure... Look, it even comes with an automatic warming function, giving you a truly top-notch experience... Not satisfied with Sora Aoi? We have another doll modeled after Yui Hatano, a passionate and intense type, guaranteed to give you an extraordinary experience, and we'll throw in a set of adult lingerie..."
Yi Jun is about to collapse, thinking that this girl is really fierce, and indeed, she's a professional who can talk endlessly. Faced with the salesgirl's fierce "attack", Yi Jun, who came to buy this thing for the first time, was a bit overwhelmed.
"Uh... sorry, actually I... the contraceptive kind..."
Pfft! The salesgirl secretly despised him. Originally, looking at Yi Jun's eyes, she thought he was going to buy something big, but it turned out he just wanted a pack of condoms - her first reaction was that "condoms" were just packs. They only made a few bucks, and she had wasted her breath introducing so many things.
But the customer is God, and this line doesn't dare to discriminate against any customers on the surface. Because most of the people who come here to buy things are a bit shy, if the salesperson speaks improperly, no one will dare to come again in the future. So the female salesperson smiled and took out a box of elaborately packaged condoms: "Sir, you want this? We recommend this style, it's the latest product from the US, with a strong grainy feel, and the black appearance can further highlight the man's masculinity, plus it's large caliber, definitely suitable for your physique..."
As she spoke, the salesgirl also glanced at Yi Jun's pants with a hint of intention. Large size? Maybe it really suits him, and this salesgirl is quite professional. But as soon as she said that, she was glared at by the woman again, and Yi Jun immediately became even more flustered: "Cough... not this one."
"Or do you need the traditional type?" The salesgirl saw Yi Jun's embarrassment and immediately took out a traditional style condom, which was only super thin and had no other features, but was also cheaper: "This butterfly brand is domestic, but the quality is very good, it meets the characteristics of Chinese men, and it's ultra-thin, basically barrier-free... The price is also very affordable, shall I pack it for you?"
Yi Jun didn't dare say anything more to her and thought it's better to leave quickly. "Alright, that's enough."
It's too late! Moreover, the "big thing" that Bai Dami has entrusted me with hasn't been done yet, and I still need to think of a way to do it!
