- We pan down from the sky to the city of Vegas. Shots of people smoking and looking at “questionable literature”, and gambling. Typical Vegas stuff.
- Focus on a specific Casino, the filthiest and dirtiest casino in the world. The Golden Nugget.
- Pan up to see the Pterodactyl floating above it
- Pterodactyl: This can’t be right.
- Look at the address again
- Pterodactyl: Petrie, are you sure that this is the right address?
- Suit AI: Affirmative
- Pterodactyl: But, this is a Casino
- Suit AI: Affirmative
- Pterodactyl: I swear to Queen, director better not have given me the wrong addy.
- Shot of behind the casino
- Pterodactyl quickly flies down, and his suit retracts into his backpack.
- He pulls his hoodie up and dodges the camera
- He sees a waiter on a smoke break looking at his phone(Vegas),
- Pterodactyl: Ello mate
- Victor gives a wave
- The man looks up, confused
- Man: I’m sorry, what?
- Victor kicks him and knocks him unconscious with his taser boot (The taser part didn’t even touch him, he just actually gave him a concussion)
- We see the waiters walking around on the casino floor,
- Victor, now dressed as a waiter, enters the floor
- Victor immediately ditches the waiter's disguise and just walks around in the clothes he had
- Victor starts going up to different people
- Pterodactyl: Sam?
- Pterodactyl: Sam?
- Pterodactyl: Sam?
- At the entrance to the Casino, we see a woman in a dark trenchcoat walk inside the Casino, her head is down and her face is in shadow,
- She walks straight past the sleeping guard and onto the floor
- We see Victor asking around for Sam
- The woman bumps into him
- Pterodactyl: Oh, Excuse meh!
- Lioness: You’re good
- The woman walks to the middle of the floor and stops
- We suddenly focus on Victor
- A Dark feeling overtakes him, and he starts to look around nervously
- Suddenly, all the Tan Tabby cats in the Casino, of which there are at least 20, start to lift into the air
- We hear Chatter, as people are confused, and pulling their cats out of the air
- As the cats rise higher, the lights start to flicker, power is surging through the building
- Focus on Victor as he realizes who is doing this
- Slowly, and with purpose, he looks at the Woman in the trench coat who is standing menacingly in the middle of the floor
- Lioness dramatically rips off her coat to reveal her costume as two lions appear by her side
- Lioness: Hahahaa!! Everybody freeze!
- Everybody in the casino gasps as their cats remain floating in the air
- The Casino personnel groan in annoyance
- Lioness: Nobody makes a move! Stay calm and we can get through this -Hic- Quickly!
- Victor immediately ducks behind a slot machine and is about to activate his suit, but notices the camera.
- Pterodactyl: I can’t risk being seen! What should I do?
- Lioness continues to speak.
- Lioness: That’s right! Everyone shake with fear! These are two actual Lions, and they will follow my every-
- Random Guard: We know!
- Lioness: Excuse me?
- Random Guard: I said we know! You’re in here like every other week with this Crap!
- Lioness: How -Hic- Dare you! I will-
- Random Bartender: Look, will you just take the money and leave? We have to get ready for a shift change
- Lioness looks slightly dejected
- She makes a Gesture to a lion, and it goes to the teller and starts grabbing bags of money and bringing them to her.
- An old lady pets its mane as it walks by, clearly not concerned at all
- Victor looks at a guard in confusion
- Pterodactyl: What’s going on? Why is everyone so ok with this?
- The guard rolls his eyes
- Guard: Ugh, she’s in here like every other week with this —, God, I’m so sick of it. Half the time I’m keeping her drunk while she gambles, the other half I’m in an active Freaking Robbery.
- Victor narrows his eyes and grabs his gun
- Pterodactyl: Not today
- Guard: No, wait!
- Victor steps out from his hiding place and points his gun at Lioness, making sure his hoodie hides his face from the camera’s
- Pterodactyl: Don’t move!
- Lioness: Hwa?
- Pterodactyl: I said don’t-
- Beyoncé (one of the lions) comes out of nowhere and pounces on him
- He spins around to face the big cat, but it’s too late. He finds himself pinned underneath her. He is, for the most part, unharmed… it doesn’t do much.
- Lioness: Haha! It was -Hic- Foolish of you to play the hero, boy! Wait, how old are you? (he is 17 apparently)
- She sways as she talks, and Victor notices the bottle of alcohol in her hand for the first time
- Victor’s suit comes over him, and he activates his boosters, flying from the lion's grip and straight into Lioness
- Lioness: Ack!
- Pterodactyl: Great! Now look what you made me do! They're gonna be here any second!
- Lioness: Whazza heck?
- Pterodactyl: You are unda Errest, You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
- Lioness slams him in the chest with her big paw, knocking him back a couple of feet
- His wings come out, damaging a stupid chandelier, and he catches himself in mid-air.
- People start to scatter as the casino becomes a battleground
- Pterodactyl: Ah woopy coo! You’re quite strong, innit you? God save the king?
- Lioness: What is your damage man? Just leave me erlone
- Pterodactyl pulls out two guns and aims them at Lioness
- Pterodactyl: You are robbing this casino! What ya mean what’s me damage?
- Lioness: Lions! Attack!
- Victor holsters his guns and starts avoiding the lions, occasionally punching up with one
- He ducks behind a slot machine, thinking he’s safe, but we see Lioness ready to pounce on top of it
- She pounces like a lion, still holding a bottle of beer in one of her paws
- Lioness: Raaa!
- Pterodactyl: Shoot!
- Victor ducks out of the way, and Lioness lands, somewhat ready to pounce again.
- Pterodactyl looks quite worried.
- Pterodactyl: Cuss word! I need to get out of here! This place could be surrounded any second!
- Lioness: Lion paw!
- Lioness open-palm him in the chest, sending him flying back into the slot machine
- Pterodactyl: aGH!
- A growling lion pins him down on the ground with its full weight
- Lioness rubs her hand and takes a swig from her bottle
- Lioness: Ow! Geez! I’m gonna need a double from Sam after this
- Pterodactyl looks up in surprise
- Pterodactyl: Wait, what did you say?
- Just at that moment, the side wall of the casino explodes!
- Victor and Lioness are thrown back, the lions step in front of Lioness to guard her.
- As the light pours in through pillows of smoke, three Skullbots float through the wreckage
- Their eyes are red, and they scan the area
- The lions' growl
- They spot Victor
- Skull-Bots: Target acquired
- Pterodactyl: Run!
- The four scatter just as a shower of bullets shoots through the spot that Victor was just in
- One robot goes looking for Victor
- One goes looking for Lioness, and it finds her
- She is against the wall with a lion, the Skullbot aims its gun
- Right then, Victor flies in out of nowhere and grabs Lioness. He grabs her and flies over the bot as it opens fire, barely missing the Matthew Broderick
- Victor kicks the robot’s head and boosts himself out of the hole in the wall and into the sky with Lioness in tow
- Lioness: Wait, wait! My lions! You left my lions!
- Pterodactyl: They aren't after them, they’re after us!
- Lioness: Us?? What do you mean us?? I didnt do anything!
- He drops her on the roof and starts talking frantically
- Pterodactyl: Listen to me! Do you know Sam?
- Lioness: What?
- Pterodactyl: Sam! Professor Sam! You mentioned a Sam in the Casino! I’m looking for a Sam, do you know him?
- Lioness: I know A Sam, and he’s sort of a professor, I guess
- Pterodactyl: Think! Do you know Sam?
- Lioness: Fricken Sure I guess? Fine! I know Sam!
- Pterodactyl: I need you to take me to him
- Lioness: If you get me and my Lions out of this alive, then fine!
- Just then, a skull-bot flies up to the roof
- Skull-Bot: Target Identified
- Pterodactyl: Deal!
- The bot opens fire just as Pterodactyl calls for his wings
- Gunshot noises, it's a tense moment as the dust settles
- The dust settles, and we see Pterodactyl’s cracked wings covering the two of them
- Lioness jumps from behind Pterodactyl and lands on the bot, batting at it in an almost cat-like fashion
- The robot flails as it cannot see and tries to get the attacker off of it
- Lioness jumps off of it, back onto the roof in a backflip that she almost lands, and the robot can see just long enough to see the Pterodactyl standing on the roof, aiming both guns
- Pterodactyl opens fire with two small machine guns and fries the bot
- Then Victor and Lioness run and jump off the roof, landing on the pavement to find Matthew Broderick and Beonce fighting the two other bots
- The bots turn to look, and the two charge at the bots. Engaging in an epic battle.
- Pterodactyl charges forward, using the booster from his backpack without his wings to propel himself forward
- Before the bot can open fire, Pterodactyl punches it in the face, and the two fly back
- Lioness Whistles as the bot aims, and her two lions each jump up and grab an arm, pulling it down the ground.
- Lioness runs up in an unsteady way, and headbutts the bot's head so much that it dents in and deactivates,
- Lioness proudly stands back and takes the last swig from her bottle of whiskey
- Lioness: Who saysth a lion can’t fisfigh?
- Her head turns to the hole in the wall where Pterodactyl is fighting the other skull-bot in
- The two are exchanging blows
- Pterodactyl: Who are you?
- The bot aims its gun arm, but Ptero aims it down and breaks it off with his elbow, tossing it aside
- Pterodactyl: Who are you? Who do you work for?
- The bot kicks him in the stomach, but Victor braces and only slides back a couple of feet before boosting forward and giving the bot a knee to the face.
- The bot falls back
- Pterodactyl: Who do you work for? Why are you doing this!?
- Ptero Grabs the bot by its metal neck like he’s interrogating a human being
- Pterodactyl: Who… do… you… work… for…?
- The bot's head, sparking and glitching, slowly looks Pterodactyl in the eyes, and just as we think he might say something.
- Skull-Bot: Self-destruct sequence initiated
- Victor’s eyes go wide under his mask, he turns to Lioness
- The two book it as far away from the hotel as they can
- Both Robots blow up the casino in a spectacular fashion. Only a pile of disgusting rubble is left.
- They stop to catch their breath and notice a giant crowd of everyone who was in the casino has gathered around the blast radius and is just staring at the wreckage.
- Everyone starts to cheer, not because Lioness and Victor are safe, but because the Worst Casino in the world, The Golden Nugget, owned by Landry’s Incorporated, has finally been destroyed.
- Pterodactyl retracts his mask and looks at Lioness, who is being supported by her two lions
- Pterodactyl: Take me to Sam
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