The fat guy has arrived

  In the afternoon at three o'clock, in the airport parking lot, Zhang Jin was lying lazily on the driver's seat of his car, fiddling with his phone.

  Today is the day when Zhang Jin and his sister-in-law agreed that their nephew Qi Bing would arrive in Shenzhen. Originally, even if Zhang Jin had come from Haiwoshi Village a long way away, he had planned to arrive on time, but it was only about ten minutes earlier than the plane's landing time. However, China's civil aviation is like this, with one airline being an exception, punctuality is rare, and delays are common. Of course, it can't be said that only civil aviation is late, this should be a common problem in all of China's transportation industries. Railways and highways are no exception.

  Finally, when the normal landing time had passed for an hour, Zhang Jin was bored with his phone and started scanning around to see if there were any beautiful women nearby, when the phone finally rang: "Brother, I'm Xiaobing, I've landed!"

  Even though it's the peak tourist season, the flow of people at the exit is surging. But wanting to find Qi Bing in the "Domestic Arrival" hall with the crowd flowing out is really too easy. Think about it, a height of over 190 cm stands out in the crowd, not to mention this guy has a weight of over 200 kg? That's simply a moving meat mountain! The target is too big.

  He beckoned to Qibing and called him over, then Zhang Jin looked up and down at this younger brother he hadn't seen in years. He used the back of his hand to pat the kid's belly, which was slightly rounded, and teased, "You little stinker, what have you been eating all this time? It's only been a few years since we last met, how did you get so big?"

  Although it's been a few years since they last met, Qi Bing and Zhang Jin still keep in touch through phone calls, so they're not strangers to each other. With a chuckle, Qi Bing says: "Brother, what can I do? Some people are just like that - even if they drink only water and don't eat, they'll still gain weight! That's just how it is!"

  Zhang Jin took the luggage from Qi Bing's hand and led the chubby guy to the parking lot, jokingly scolding him: "You're just talking nonsense! If you really drink only water every day and don't eat, I guarantee you'll lose weight in no time! Don't believe me? Let's make a bet and try it!"

  Fat people can't stand two things: hunger and heat. Upon hearing Zhang Jin's words, Qi Bing instantly piled on a flattering smile on his chubby face: "Brother, I'm just making an analogy, right? Besides, even if I really only drank cold water every day and didn't eat, I wouldn't become thin. Before my weight drops, I'd definitely die and become a 'dead fatso'. If our socialist country had someone as big as me who's starving to death, wouldn't that be a smear on our new China? My dearest big brother, you absolutely mustn't be so heartless!"

  Qīn Bīng said it was interesting, and had a pitiful look on his face. Zhāng Jìnn couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Starving to death? I think you're just starving for attention! People say 'fat people are silly', but you're so slick-tongued that you don't seem silly at all!"

  "Haha, bro, to be honest I'm still kind-hearted and thick-skinned. But you also know that this body of mine has a bit too much oil, and with the heat today, it's normal for me to be sweating all over. And this mouth of mine can't help but be a bit slippery from the oil, it's just a normal phenomenon."

  As they spoke, the two had already walked to Zhang Jin's car. Zhang Jin opened the door and stuffed Qi Bing into the back seat, then climbed into the driver's seat himself. He turned around to look at Qi Bing, who was wiping sweat from his face in front of the air conditioning vent after just a two-minute walk from the airport terminal, and laughed, saying: "It's good that I didn't let your mom send you over, if she had come too, my car might have been overloaded!"

  Qie Bing felt a bit cooler and let out a sigh, leaning back in his chair as if he hadn't caught the implication of his brother's words, saying: "It's not that exaggerated, my mom isn't that heavy!"

  "Less transfer contradictions, I'm not saying your mom is heavy or not, but you're too particular." Qi Bing lazily smiled and shook his head.

  Qī Bīng listened to Zhāng Jìng's words, and continued to make a silly face, raising an eyebrow and saying: "Brother, you say, am I not the most important man in your heart?"

  Zhang Jin made a vomiting gesture and said: "You are not only the most valuable in my heart, but also the one with the largest appetite. As for whether you have the largest amount of feces, I won't consider that anymore. However, you're a boy, not a man, do you understand? Little... thing... boy!"

  "Cut, from boy to man is just a matter of spending some time finding a woman to complete the usual 'hands-on' procedure, what's the big difference?" Qi Bing's expression clearly showed that although he had not practiced it himself, he had already studied such things deeply and would not shy away from talking about adult topics. Zhang Jin couldn't help but sigh in admiration, indeed a true "non-mainstream" generation! Thinking back to when he was this age, he was as pure as a small white flower. Of course, if using the description of the "non-mainstream" crowd, his younger self was stupid and silly.

  After laughing and joking for a while, Qi Bing finally turned the topic to the main issue: "Brother, what's this weight loss center you've contacted like? I told you beforehand, if it's still like that one in Jin City, I won't be able to take it. I don't want to be a starving refugee or a dead-tired special forces soldier."

  Qī Bīng revealed a cowardly appearance, making Zhāng Jìng see it and couldn't help but knock on his head: "You say you want to lose weight but can't bear the hardship, what's to be done?"

  The weight loss center in Jin City obviously left a very deep impression on Qi Bing, who said nervously: "Brother, you promised me at the time. You said that if I came here to lose weight, it wouldn't be like last time in Jin City. If you don't keep your word, I'll definitely run away again just like last time in Jin City! Definitely!" Qi Bing also repeatedly emphasized his countermeasures.

  Zhang Jin revealed a sly smile and said in a gloomy tone, "This time you can rest assured, you definitely won't be able to escape. Our weight loss centers in Shenzhen are all closed-style, similar to prisons. If you really can successfully break out and run away, then that's impressive! Moreover, these weight loss centers usually implement 'communication' control, even if you want to make a phone call or go online for help, it's impossible!"

  Qī Bīng's fat face turned white in an instant, his chubby cheeks trembling as he stuttered: "G-g-g...you...you're not kidding, r-r-right?"

  "Who's kidding you? Don't believe me? Never mind, anyway you'll know in two days."

  He was really flustered, hastily opened the car door and performed a good play of fleeing in disarray. Unfortunately, his physical strength hindered his speed, allowing Zhang Jin to catch up with him in two steps after getting out of the car. Although it is said that being fat does not mean lacking strength, Qi Bing's power was quite terrifying as a 1.96-meter giant fat man, but under Zhang Jin's 15-point strength, no matter how hard Qi Bing struggled, he was still stuffed back into the car like a bundle of cotton balls weighing only a few kilograms, and the car door was locked again.

  Escaping was hopeless, Qi Bing could only reveal a pitiful expression like a 'fat deer' facing the hunter's gun, and desperately squeezed his eyes at Zhang Jin: "Brother, spare my life! I really can't do that kind of weight loss, it'll be fatal!"

  Qin Bing revealed a look of waiting to be slaughtered, Zhang Jin secretly laughed in his heart, 'You think that just because you have a higher tonnage, I won't be able to deal with you? With your little strength, the most you can do is 6 or 7 points at best. Based on my current attributes, wanting to bully and oppress you would still be easy and enjoyable?'

  Although his heart was extremely satisfied, he still said in a serious tone: "I have another way to lose weight. This method doesn't matter how much you eat or sleep, whether you exercise or not, no surgery, no pain, no sequelae..." Zhang Jin opened his mouth and spoke a long string of words that sounded like a sales pitch for some kind of patent medicine.

  "This method is good, this method is good, I'll use this method, I'll use this method." Before Zhang Jin could finish speaking, Qi Bing hastily agreed.

  "Is there really such a method?" After the excitement, Qi Bing became skeptical again. Having seen the Tianjin City's so-called world-class weight loss methods, when did Qi Bing ever hear that there was such a good thing, losing weight without having to eat those bitter things?

  "Your brother, I can seriously tell you, 'there is'!" Zhang Jin's tone was very serious.

  "Alright, I'll use this method then. You can't cheat me!" Qi Bing still felt uncertain in his heart.

  Zhang Jin smiled, after a round of intimidation, the time to propose conditions had finally arrived. "I'm not cheating you, I can not only make sure you don't suffer any punishment, but also have an astonishing weight loss effect! But I have one condition."

  "What conditions?" Zhang Jin's tone was like a conspiracy brewing, making Qi Bing somewhat fearful and apprehensive, deeply afraid of falling into his trap.

  Although Qi Bing put on a defensive posture, Zhang Jin still said with a look of not seeing: "My condition is that you must listen! I told you what can be said to your family members, and if I say something can't be said, you are not allowed to reveal a single word to your family!" Zhang Jin did not want Qi Bing to become a spy hidden beside him, exposing his divorce and resignation. Otherwise, his parents would have to come from Beijing to scold him.

  When Zhang Jin said this, Qi Bing, the sly fat man, immediately understood his intentions and relaxed his expression. His originally tense body leaned back against the seat: "Oh, I see. Are you hiding something from Uncle and Auntie? Afraid that I'll tattle and expose everything? Well, in that case, I need to think about it!" The fat man thought he had grasped Zhang Jin's weakness, so he picked up his chopsticks and began to counter-threaten him.

  Zhang Jin remained expressionless, speaking in a relaxed tone: "Then you can consider it. I'll give you half an hour to think about it. If you don't agree, I'll drive you directly to that closed-style weight loss center and have you locked up for eight to ten months. After that, I'll send you back home. I guarantee, you won't even know how to write a simple report!"

  Qī Bīng's face changed instantly, and he hastily sat up straight with a forced smile, leaning in again to say ingratiatingly: "Brother, I was just joking, no need to consider this kind of thing. Of course, your younger brother is on your side. I guarantee it, whatever you want me to say, I'll say. A real man's word is as good as gold!" This little guy's ability to change his tune according to the situation was quite impressive.

  Zhang Jin nodded in satisfaction after receiving the reply, "That's good, I hope you keep your word. Otherwise... humph... you know the consequences." With that, he quickly started the car with his agile hands and feet.

  To strengthen Zhang's understanding of the consequences of violating the rules, Zhang Jin did not take him directly back to his Anlewo in Haiwazi Village, but instead drove around a big circle and stopped at a high wall surrounded by electric wire. He pointed to the four or five-meter-high wall and said: "Do you see? That's the best 'South District First' weight loss center in Shenzhen. In Shenzhen, he has a notorious nickname called 'Concentration Camp'. You can estimate for yourself whether you can run out from inside like you did at the Tianjin Weight Loss Center."

  Listening to the muffled slogans and stern rebukes coming from inside, looking at the high and imposing walls and electrified fences, Qi Bing couldn't help but shrink his neck, speaking in a pleading tone: "Brother, didn't I agree with you? I'll definitely listen. Whatever you want me to do, I'll do it, I guarantee!"

  Zhang Jin smiled triumphantly: "I just wanted to remind you, be careful what you say. Otherwise, the consequences will be severe." After finishing speaking, Zhang Jin started the car again and headed straight for Haiwazi Village.

  Honestly, Qi Bing didn't think that if Zhang Jin had taken a different road at the previous fork, they would have passed through the main gate of this enclosure. He would have found that the sign on the main gate also read "First District", but it was not "First District Weight Loss Center" but "First District Detention Center"!

  After all, he is still young, and this fat fox is Zhang Jin's opponent who has been rolling in society for many years.