My name's Red and I live with my best friend White......even though he doesn't like to admit it and always curses at me I know that deep...deep....deep down he actually likes me so I'm working on a little surprise for his birthday that's tomorrow :D so I may have 'eaten' all of the food....I actually gave it to the homeless people in the street...so here's my side of what happened today.

  I woke up and got dressed in my usual attire of a red beanie, a black tank top, a grey hoodie, a pair of jeans and my sneakers.

  I ate my breakfast that was just some plain toast.

  Then I went to wake White up but he was already awake...which is really rare.

  So I started talking to him but he told me to shut up and left after telling me that he was going to get some food at the convenience store.

  I waited around ten minutes to make sure that he was gone then I left the apartment after locking the door.

  I walked for around five minutes to go to my favorite place.

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  The Arcade.

  I went in said hi to some people that are always there and started playing some S*ace invaders.

  After around...twenty minutes I left and went to buy White's surprise gift that I know he'll love....but it kept on growling at me.

  ''Grrrr'' (???)

  ''Bad! that's a bad boy!!'' (Red)

  I then ran back to the apartment because I knew that White would be home any minute.

  I quickly hid the 'present' and locked the door.

  ---five minutes later---

  White came home and tried to get inside but the 'present' got out of the box.

  So I had to lock the doors and make up an excuse...so I told him to get some ice cream...

  He obviously got angry and threatened me so I had to let him in right as I got the 'present' back in the box.

  Then I helped White unpack the groceries.

  Until I saw a giant chocolate bar.

  When I asked him about it he just said that it was half price so he bought it.

  I had a little argument with him.

  I lost the argument because he went to his room to watch some anime.

  After about an hour I heard snoring and mumbling coming from his room.

  I could hear the words Demon king and Reiner....I was really weirded out by it.

  So I did the obvious thing and tried to wake him up.

  I said.

  ''Wake up White''

  After a few minutes I got impatient and shouted.

  ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!''

  And I punched him in the gut as hard as I could.

  [GAH!]

  And he woke up....and yelled at me to never EVER wake him up like that again.

  ...Nothing else of importance happened that day.

  (THE END)

  [YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! NEVER EVER WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! OKAY!!??]