*BOOM*

  ''WHAT WAS THAT!!??''

  [JESUS!!! FUCK!!!]

  White's laptop blew up into little pieces and a few shards of the now broken laptop screen went into White's cheek.

  ''Oh god...Oh god....White are you okay!?''

  [Do I look okay!? I HAVE GLASS STUCK IN MY FUCKING CHEEK!!! IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!]

  ''Do...do you want me to call someone!?''

  [JUST FUCKING PULL THE GLASS OUT YOU PUSSY!!!!]

  ''You know that if you just told me your favorite horror movie that this wouldn't have happened right?''

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  [JESUS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP RED AND PULL THE GLASS OUT OF MY CHEEK NOW!!!!]

  ''Okay....but you have to tell me your favorite horror movie!''

  [FUCK YOU RED!!!]

  ''Tell me or the glass stays in!''

  [ALRIGHT IT'S F*IDAY THE 13TH!!!!!!!]

  ''Alright good :D.......okay I'm going to pull it out in 3.......2.......1''

  Red grabs the pieces of glass in White's face and instantly pulls them out.

  [FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!]

  ''AAAAH!!!''

  Blood started pouring out of White's cheek and he was starting to look....paler.

  [GET THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT!!!]

  ''OKAY!!!''

  Red ran away to get the first aid kit.

  ---five minutes later---

  ''I FOUND IT!!!''

  Red ran back in White's room and took out some bandages.

  ''What do I do now!?''

  [YOU WRAP THEM AROUND MY FACE!!!]

  ''Are you sure?!''

  [I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT IT HURTS AND THAT IF YOU DON'T PUT THE BANDAGES ON MY FACE MORE WILL JUST COME OUT!!!]

  ''Okay!''

  Red wrapped the bandages around White's face.

  ''pfft....ha ha''

  [What's so funny!?]

  ''You look like a mummy''

  [Shut up Red!]

  ''Hahahahaha :D''

  [GET OUT!!!]

  (THE END)