Protagonist(Hatashi)

  Friend(Fuko)

  OneeChan(Magi)

  Harem Mate(Megumi)

  Tsundere Harem Mate(Aki)

  Hatashi (?????? ?) "I'm going to get laid today!"

  Fuko (?﹏?) "NO YOUR NOT YOU LITTLE FUCKER,"

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  Hatashi (??ヮ?)?*:??? "Are you jealous?"

  Fuko (???) "Go Fuck Your Self!"

  Magi (????) "Oneechannnn, I got Your Bento!"

  Hatashi (? ε ?) "Thank you Magi!,"

  Hatashi (?﹏?) "Maybe she'll steal my virginity!"

  Fuko (ノ?益?)ノ彡┻━┻ "Isn't she your sister!"

  Hatashi ┬┴┬┴┤ ?? ?°) ├┬┴┬┴ "Aki is so cute today!"

  Fuko ?_? "Why am I even friends with you?"

  Hatashi ?(?▽?)? "Because we always played with each other in childhood!"

  Fuko (???') "That Sound WRONG AS FUCK,"

  Hatashi (?????) "hmmm, I love girls."

  Fuko ?_? "No shit bitch."

  Hatashi ?~? "Do you think Aki is in love with me,"

  Fuko (；一_一) "Are you a Dumbass?"