OOH!!

  Goodies, my new favourite. Aren'tn't I not excited?! Maybe! I am too confused to figure it out so as Glowy the Window said Onwards and Upwards and whatnot!

  "Good quote," said no one in particular.

  Who in particular said that?!

  No one.

  ...

  Makes sense.

  Doesn't it.

  Yes.

  Glowy the Window you call me.

  Do I.

  Probably.

  Aren't you a blue window?

  Those are my work clothes, right now I'm chatting to you in my off time.

  Ahh.

  Are you off or on later?

  Depends if I was off or on earlier.

  Truly.

  Not so.

  Surely not.

  Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.

  I don't know.

  Anyway, would you like your gift now?

  Absolutely so very much.

  Well here you go.

  And as such with flashing colours and a prize, a gambling addict was born.

  Did I mention a PRIZE was received?

  ...

  Wanna guess what it is, Glowy?

  No.

  Shame.

  I reckon it is a... donut!!!

  How'd you guess?!

  Simplicity my dear Watson.

  I smelled donuts.

  Huh.

  What do you know.

  Wait if you're here who's Mr. Blue 2?

  A.I. I made to cover for me.

  You know those damn economists wanted me to work 24/8 for the next 7 Eternities. It would have taken forever.

  No kidding.

  You know you can gamble on what will come out of those boxes. You seem pretty lucky, you should try it.

  And thus the gambling addict fell into debt and vice. At least he would have had he not been broke.

  So. SO SOOOO very damn broke that he even had the rare negative 100 dollar note.

  "It's worthless"

  "No, it's less than worthless."

  And so, the addict to be went to the only place a broke Creator can go.

  Multiverse travelling.