“Bagels!”

  I sat up with a start as I awoke, then immediately fell over in pain, all my muscles hurt, my bones hurt, my skin hurt! What did I do last night? Let's go over what I did yesterday. Accidentally met the head bear, got almost instantly killed by him/her, then… nothing, wait, I forgot! I said something very Chuunibyou, didn’t I? This is embarrassing, but I have bigger questions, like, I can understand why I'm so sore, but why don’t I have any injuries, or scars for that matter. If you were paying attention earlier, then you would realize I said questions, implying multiple. So question two, what's with the bear corps? Yup, there was a dried up bear corps. Wait… did I do that? I don’t think so, but better be sure

  HOLY MOTHER OF BUTTS, AND KETCHUP! That would be, over one hundred thousand xp! But class? I click the plus and it pulls up a list

  I’ll leave out the description for numbers three and higher, since you can probably guess what they are, as for one and two...

  Seems like a pretty standard mage class

  A tank class? Superstes is Latin for survivor, by the way. oh right trees! I forgot to explain those. They are essentially skill trees from most RPGs, the only difference is that you can unlock them through a myriad of ways, such as titles, skills, and classes, as for why I haven't gotten one yet, it is because you need to have a class before you can unlock them.

  I choose the class selection screen, I think I'll hold off on it, for now, not knowing what happens once I choose one, could be the end for me if I pass out again. so I think I want to get to a bit safer of a place, considering I'm in the home of the bears’ boss, I must be very lucky to not have been attacked yet. So I quickly change clothes, because the ones I'm wearing are shredded. I then grab a kebab, I'm understandably hungry. Also guardian slayer? It was a bit overshadowed by the class thing, but still, what is it?

  Shop points? What shop? I honestly don’t know, I read the guide for this world, but it said nothing about some kind of shop. But I guess it can’t be bad to have at least… oh! Pending notices!

  Already knew that.

  Oh good, midway there I thought I had doomed a lot of people by ending the waiting period early, but if it’s a year then I didn’t do that bad of a thing

  Oh, so that's what the shop points are for… also, I guess I'm trilingual now? If my Latin teacher could see me now! It took about seven years in case you didn’t know! But more importantly, let’s check out that shop!

  Obviously, I click unenacted purchases

  I use them both, and I have to say, suddenly knowing a language is odd feeling, not bad but odd. As for shop info, it was mainly about what you can shop for, and how to get points. The way you get points is by killing monsters or crafting items or more specifically offering them, drawing a circle around a monster or item, and saying ‘offer’, will make it disappear and an appropriate amount of points will be awarded. The only other way to get them is to be given them by another, or to get them through titles like me. As for what you can buy, well a lot more than I can list. But apparently, five hundred is massive amount for someone who’s level is in the tens. Deciding to test the offering system, I draw a circle in the dirt around the bear corpse

  “Offer”

  And it was gone, no flash of light, no big animation, just gone.

  Level thirty-five corpse for two points? Harsh. I decided to buy things after I look through my last pending notification.

  A god? Two hundred is a lot but asking a god a question has a lot of benefits. So yeah the god one.