This story was going to be much much longer, but it was too much of an undertaking and I'm going to be abandoning it. I think I'll do short stories instead for a while as writing a webserial is too much for me. Thank you to everyone who read the measly three chapters, and thanks to anyone who thought this story would take off. I will now write some random crap to fill the 500 character minimum, antidisestablishmentarianism, pineapple upside down cake on a brioche bun wrapped in bacon. Read everybody loves large chests by Exterminatus, and the wandering inn by Pirateaba, and don't forget to have the most wonderful day of your life because it might end tomorrow. Buh bye

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