Chapter Fifty-Four: Teasing Jiang Hu Dong

  After Chen Shao's performance, the program was recorded as usual. Today's challengers were "19-inch waist ant", "empty head" and "72-year-old breaking girls".

  That 19-inch waist, Chen Shao was worried when he saw it again, afraid that it would break if he wasn't careful.

  "This waist is even thinner than Brother Tiger Dong's neck!" Chen Shao's exclamation brought laughter from the crowd; only Jiang Tudong smiled wryly on the side.

  He still didn't believe it and had to ask HyunA "What's your waist size?"

  "Mine is 21 inches," HyunA said;

  "Tiger Dong Ge, stop asking these questions, I'm embarrassed for you. Last time you told me your neck was 27 inches, now it's not only thicker than that challenger's, but also much thicker than Hyun-ya's waist." Chen Shao couldn't help but strike back.

  "Right, my neck is just that thick. What can I do? Born this way." Jiang Hudu actually had the nerve to say with a smile "Why didn't Brother Shiyanyan say anything?" Jiang Hudu always called Lu Shiyanyan 'big brother'; indeed he looked like one

  "His thigh is 21 inches," said Chi Xianglie, who was sitting next to Lu Shiyuan, after taking a measurement.

  Everyone burst out laughing, and even he himself couldn't help but laugh awkwardly to cover up his own embarrassment.

  The final result is that this challenger was eliminated, with a strong reason being detrimental to his body.

  Next up is a pair of brothers, the older brother does a front flip with his head and comes out, while the younger brother does a single-handed side flip; The two brothers' entrance methods are very likable, which makes the elderly Jiang Hudu like them very much.

  After the two brothers finished their performance, Jiang Hudong went up to deceive the little kids in the audience; this was truly shameless in Chen Shao's eyes.

  "Tiger Dong Ge, your sister-in-law is watching, you're kissing the kid's mouth like that, aren't you afraid she won't let you touch her anymore?"

  Jiang Hudu and the guests on the scene couldn't help but think of the scene in the lounge just now; the former was annoyed to block the little boy, while the latter burst out laughing again.

  "Hey kid, come here. That weirdo over there just kissed you, use this mineral water to rinse your mouth; otherwise when you grow up, you'll become as fat as him and wear a life jacket to play outside all day." It was supposed to be a whisper, but everyone in the room could hear it clearly.

  Hahaha...

  "When I grow up, I don't want to be like him. One bottle of water is not enough, brother can give one more bottle." The little boy said to Chen Shao after glancing at Jiang Hudu.

  Not only did the audience and guests laugh, but Chen Shao himself also burst out laughing after hearing it; no one would have expected him to come up with something like that.

  Haha...

  "Wow, this kid's sense of humor is really good, such an innocent sentence can be so funny!" Jiang Hudu could only say nice things to cover up his own embarrassment and shame; "So great, next please let our two little brothers perform another segment of their special skills, okay?"

  The performance of the two children was wonderful, at such a young age they have such skills, compared to Chen Shao, I don't know how many times stronger they are.

  "Just now, we rebirth also performed an infinite head spin and broke the record. Now, please ask Rebirth to perform a stunt for these two little friends." Jiang Hu Dong is a naughty boy on the show, he will definitely take revenge when he finds the opportunity.

  "But it's okay, as long as Brother Hu Dong helps out." Chen Shao couldn't possibly be unaware of his little thoughts.

  "Alright, what do you want me to do?" Jiang Hudu asked.

  "I won't do anything, just stand there, I'll use a small distance to buffer, and then do a front flip over your head. If I fail, at most I'll just bump into you, nothing will happen. How about it? Are you daring enough?" Chen Shao said with a smile "But you don't need to move, if you move, it's already completed, if you move, I won't land accurately and might step on you"

  "Head, shall we go get some equipment?" Jiang Hudu asked cautiously;

  "No way, props don't have the thrill of a real person coming, you guys say it's true or not" A blunt refusal.

  "If I don't change someone, this hundred or so catties of mine still have to support a family"

  "Don't worry, since you came in standing up, it's no big deal even if you leave lying down; it's not a big deal, don't worry, okay?"

  "What does it mean? What is called lying out"

  "It's just that I accidentally bumped into Tiger Dong and hurt him, so of course we have to call an ambulance to take you away"

  "Rebirth, ah, usually our relationship is pretty solid, stop messing around; brother's little heart can't take it"

  "It's okay, I have a Heart Lotus here;"

  The person next to him doesn't know how many times he laughed today, each time more exaggerated than the last.

  Especially HyunA and Sohee have already laughed to the point where they no longer look like female idols; "The young master is too funny" is what the two of them are thinking in their hearts.

  Jiang Hudu stood in the center of the arena, staring at Chen Shao, not daring to move a single step; if one looked closely, his legs were trembling.

  "Tiger Dong Ge, don't be afraid, take it easy; even if you get hurt, it's no big deal, I'm just worried that I'll get hurt instead; you can still walk with a broken arm and leg using a swimming ring, but if I scratch myself, the heavens won't be happy; got it?" Chen Shao is still teasing Jiang Hu Dong to this day.

  The scene was filled with laughter again;

  When Jiang Hudu heard Chen Shao's words, he knew it was coming and closed his eyes.

  Chen Shao rushed forward, looking at Jiang Hudu with his eyes closed, and suddenly thought of something fun; he saw him rushing all the way, intentionally amplifying his footsteps, and when he was about to arrive, he suddenly let out a loud "ah" and stood still.

  The people present were also frightened, but Jiang Hudu's legs softened and he "plop" sat on the ground;

  Upon hearing the strange noise, the guests looked over in the direction of the sound and saw Jiang Hudu sitting there with a foolish expression; after being stunned for a moment, they all burst out laughing.

  "Ah, it's no use, really no use; my stomach hurts!" HyunA is now shouting that her stomach hurts, and she's not the only one - Baozi, Sohee, HaHa, and others are all the same, holding their stomachs in laughter.

  The directors and writers under the table are also the same, today is their most exaggerated smile.

  So in the end Chen Shao didn't actually do it, and the next segment continued to be recorded. And today Jiang Hudu was also messed with by Chen Shao until he was miserable.

  The guests who participated in the event were the same, and at the end, they all covered their stomachs and walked towards the rest room.

  "Wow, Chen Shao, you're really impressive today! Look at Hu Dong, he's so intimidated that he doesn't even dare to walk out of the rest room directly!" Haha said to Chen Shao in the rest room.

  "Hehe, variety shows are good when they're funny"

  The two of them chatted for a while before leaving separately; Zhaohui and Hyun-ya had left early after the show ended because they still had schedules, so they couldn't talk to Chen Shaofeng much, but several people exchanged numbers, not afraid of losing contact.

  Chen Shao returned home from SBS after 9 pm and hadn't eaten yet, didn't feel like cooking either, so she just told her sister and went out with her purse.

  A person walking on the road, looking at the scenery on the street, this is the first time; thinking about everything before, it always feels like a dream now; very unreal, Chen Shao is afraid of waking up suddenly, afraid of losing everything, losing the one he loves and the one who loves him.

  Chen Shao walked like this, without knowing how he got there, until he reached the Hanjiang Bridge; suddenly heard a voice "Taeyeon, you're doing well, don't give up, persist and you'll succeed"

  "Isn't this a coincidence? Is it really the exclusive privilege of reborn people to run into her even when just taking a stroll?" Chen Shao muttered to himself.

  Walked up front, looking at the small figure on the Han River Bridge, trembling with the sea breeze "Ah, what a coincidence; it's really a little one" Sneaked up to the front, walked behind, and patted Tae-yeon's shoulder once.

  "Who?"

  "What's going on? You're still awake at this late hour and acting strangely?" Chen Shao inquired.

  "So it's you? What brings you to the Han River Bridge?" Seeing that it was Chen Shao, Taeyeon relaxed her tense body, just like a balloon filled with air, suddenly releasing all the air and shrinking down.

  Seeing Taeyeon like that, Chen Xiang couldn't help but laugh; "What's wrong with you? It was just a pat on the back, why are you so tense? Geez"

  When Chen Shao laughed, Tai Yan's face also climbed up with a faint blush. "Don't you know that a girl should be very defensive about herself? This is normal behavior." Although she said so, the blush on her face still didn't fade away. If it weren't for the poor lighting at night, Chen Shao might have even discovered it.

  "Yes, was it wrong of me just now? Why did you rush out so late at night?"

  "Aren't you going to debut soon? I'm so nervous, so I came here to relieve some pressure"

  "Can I still relieve stress here? How?"

  "It's just shouting at the Han River"

  "Isn't this crazy behavior? The leader of a future top girl group doing such things, it's really shameful"

  "The captain of a top girl group in the future, this can be; everyone has their own way to relieve stress, maybe this is not suitable for you, but it's very suitable for me"

  "Well, this is also true"

  They chatted like this, talking about everything, past and future; the two of them were in similar moods now, one was worried because of tension, the other was worrying alone for no reason; people like this meeting together, there wasn't even a spark.

  "It's already past 10 o'clock at night, I'll send you back; otherwise, when the dormitory gate is closed later, how will you get back?" Chen Shao looked at the time and said to Taiyan.

  "It's quite late, isn't it?"

  "Tomorrow we're going to Los Angeles, hurry back to sleep? Otherwise, you won't have the energy to go out and play tomorrow."

  "Couldn't sleep anyway, a bit excited; first time abroad; and it's even the dream place of us artists, Hollywood in Los Angeles; wouldn't be normal if I wasn't thrilled"

  "Alright, you've arrived at your dormitory, I'm going back too; otherwise Xiaoxian will be calling soon." After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

  "Alas, Little Xian is indeed Little Xian; that's right, after all, Little Xian is your girlfriend." After muttering to herself, she went upstairs.

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