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CHAPTER 15 - EVEN UNDERWORLD MOB BOSSES GET BIRTHDAYS

  Graybridge’s underworld didn’t hide. It decorated. It didn’t crawl through alleys in trench coats. It rented venues, printed invitations, and called it civic engagement with a straight face. The rain had cleared for the evening, leaving the streets slick and shining, a city glazed in reflected neon and bad decisions. Downtown lights painted puddles like oil spills. Traffic moved slow. Pedestrians moved faster, because nobody trusted a quiet sidewalk.

  Back at the guild hall, the upgraded wiring hummed steadily like it was proud of itself. The lobby smelled faintly of paint and coffee that tasted like someone loved you enough to try. The response tiers were posted on the wall like commandments. The Main Quest bar sat at seventeen percent, and Regis refused to look at it because numbers were propaganda and he was not going to be emotionally manipulated by a progress meter.

  Seraphine stood at the workstation, arms folded, reading a message that had arrived through three different channels at once. The same event. The same location. The same cheerful formatting, as if crime looked better in a friendly font. Her expression was calm in the way a storm was calm right before it landed.

  Juno leaned over her shoulder and squinted. “Is that… a birthday invitation?” she asked, already offended.

  “It’s a ‘charity gala,’” Seraphine replied, steady. “Hosted by Baron Silt.”

  Caleb blinked. “He’s doing charity now?” he asked, sincere confusion.

  Nia’s coin clicked once, dry. “He’s laundering legitimacy,” she murmured.

  Mara’s voice was blunt from the doorway. “He’s baiting,” she said.

  Regis sat at the desk like the furniture owed him respect. He didn’t look surprised. He looked annoyed, which in Graybridge was the closest thing to comfort. “Of course he is,” he said, clipped. “It’s his birthday.”

  Otto poked his head out of the training bay, eyes wide. “Why do villains always have birthday parties?” he asked. “Do they get NEX for aging dramatically?”

  Seraphine’s gaze flicked to him. “Otto, you’re not coming,” she said.

  Otto’s shoulders slumped. “That’s fair,” he muttered. “I explode socially.”

  Clarissa wasn’t present, which felt strange, like the room had lost a pressure system. Pax wasn’t present either, which meant his fingerprints were probably on everything. The night smelled like traps and frosting.

  Regis tapped the invitation with one finger. “This is a dare,” he said, voice dry. “He’s telling the city we won’t show. He wants us to look small.”

  Seraphine’s tone didn’t waver. “He wants to buy legitimacy,” she said. “If we storm in and arrest people on camera, we look like bullies. If we don’t show, we look weak.”

  Juno’s grin turned wicked. “So we show up and bully politely,” she said.

  Regis’s gaze slid to her. “We show up and do nothing on camera,” he corrected. “We do a soft takedown.”

  Caleb’s brows lifted. “Soft takedown?” he asked.

  Regis leaned back slightly, hands steepled. “We disrupt transactions. We identify pressure points. We prevent violence. We collect evidence. We remove control without creating spectacle,” he said. “Silt wants a show. We give him a mirror.”

  Nia’s eyes narrowed. “No arrests on camera,” she murmured.

  “Correct,” Regis replied.

  Juno made a face. “That’s so responsible,” she complained. “It’s disgusting.”

  Mara’s voice stayed blunt. “We go,” she said.

  Seraphine exhaled once. “We go,” she agreed.

  StarBuddy chose that moment to intrude with the timing of a gremlin who had been raised by chaos.

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  Regis stared at the air like it had personally insulted him. “Nothing happened,” he said softly.

  Juno pointed at the popup. “It’s rewarding you for not committing murder,” she said.

  Regis didn’t blink. “It should stop,” he replied.

  The venue was called The Silt House, because subtlety was for people who weren’t trying to own you. It wasn’t a house. It was an old renovated warehouse turned event space, draped in black curtains and warm golden lights that made everything look expensive enough to forgive. A red carpet ran up to the entrance like the building was pretending to be a celebrity. Two bouncers stood out front in tailored suits that didn’t hide the fact they were built like doorframes. The street around it was busy in that careful way where everyone pretended they were there for charity and not to watch a power play unfold.

  Cameras were everywhere. News vans. Independent streamers. A couple of people who looked like they’d come just to post. Graybridge loved an event where virtue and crime could shake hands for a photo.

  Branch Zero arrived in their battered van, which was still the least glamorous thing on the block. It parked under a streetlight that flickered like it wanted to judge them, but the light stayed on, because the universe had decided to be funny tonight.

  Seraphine stepped out first, posture steady, eyes calm. Regis followed, dressed clean, understated, the kind of professional look that made people assume he belonged in any room he chose. Caleb adjusted his tie like it might explode. Mara wore a suit that didn’t look like it belonged on her, which meant it looked like armor. Nia slipped out last, hood down, expression blank, blending into the idea of a guest who didn’t want attention.

  Juno hopped out wearing a dress that made her look like she belonged at a party and also like she might steal the cake. She stared at the entrance and whispered, “I hate that this place is kind of pretty.”

  “That’s how he gets you,” Nia murmured.

  Regis’s voice was clipped. “Remember,” he said quietly, “we are pleasant.”

  Juno’s eyes widened. “Pleasant?” she repeated. “Like… polite?”

  Regis’s gaze stayed cold. “Yes,” he said.

  Juno looked physically ill. “I’m going to need therapy,” she muttered.

  Inside, the room was a warm lie. Music drifted through the air like a promise. The lighting was golden and flattering. The bar was stocked. The tables had centerpieces that looked like someone had paid to make crime feel elegant. A banner hung near the stage: Silt Foundation Benefit. Beneath it, a smaller line read: Helping Graybridge Thrive.

  Juno stared at the banner. “That’s bold,” she whispered. “That’s like a shark opening a seafood restaurant.”

  Caleb swallowed hard. “There are a lot of people here,” he said.

  “They’re here to be seen,” Seraphine replied, steady. “That’s the point.”

  Regis scanned the room. He saw the underworld in suits and smiles, the city’s fringe officials who wanted plausible deniability, the donors who didn’t care where money came from as long as it looked clean, and the security staff who moved like predators pretending to be ushers. He felt the weight of eyes on him, and he hated it. He hated it more because nobody recognized him, not really. Reality still held his face in a blind spot, and that made it easier to breathe and harder to trust.

  Baron Silt stood near the center like a man who had decided the room belonged to him and then made it true. He was dressed in dark gray, clean lines, expensive fabric. His smile was smug, controlled, and practiced. When he saw Branch Zero enter, his eyebrows lifted slightly, like he hadn’t expected them to take the dare.

  “Well,” Silt said, voice smooth, loud enough for nearby cameras to catch. “The broke guild shows up.”

  Juno smiled brightly and stepped forward like she was greeting a friend. “Happy birthday,” she said. “I brought you the gift of being annoyed.”

  Silt’s smile twitched. “Who are you?” he asked, amused.

  “Your problem,” Juno replied cheerfully.

  Seraphine cleared her throat, voice steady. “We’re here to observe,” she said. “And to support community safety.”

  Silt’s gaze slid to her. “Support?” he echoed. “At my event?”

  Regis stepped in with the perfect corporate politeness of a man who could threaten you with a compliment. “We believe in civic engagement,” he said. “This appears civic. We’re engaging.”

  Silt’s eyes narrowed a fraction. “You’re bold,” he said.

  Regis didn’t blink. “We’re improving,” he replied.

  Silt’s smile returned, wider. “Enjoy the party,” he said, then leaned in just enough that only they would hear. “Try not to bleed in front of the donors. It ruins the carpet.”

  Mara’s face didn’t change. “We don’t bleed easy,” she said.

  Silt’s gaze flicked to her, then away, smile still smug. “Everyone does,” he murmured, and drifted off to greet someone else.

  The first hour was observation. Soft takedown meant patience. Seraphine and Caleb moved through the room in calm loops, checking corners, watching hands, catching fragments of conversations. Caleb kept accidentally making eye contact with people who looked like they’d paid for immunity. Every time he did, he smiled politely, because he didn’t know what else to do, and somehow that made him look braver than he felt.

  Nia disappeared into the flow of bodies and noise, becoming a shadow in formal wear. She wasn’t here for the cake. She was here for paper, for numbers, for names. She watched who shook hands with whom, who lingered near the private hallway, who wore the earpieces that marked them as more than security.

  Mara stayed close to the edges, posture quiet, eyes scanning. She looked like she wasn’t doing anything, which meant she was doing everything.

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  Regis stayed near the center where cameras could see him, because soft takedown required a visible presence. He hated being visible. He did it anyway. His gaze stayed sharp, his smile polite, his mind cold and alert.

  Juno was supposed to blend in.

  That lasted about three minutes.

  It began when a donor woman in a glittering dress approached Juno with a smile too bright. “Oh my gosh,” she gushed. “You’re from the guild! You’re adorable. Do you do magic?”

  Juno blinked. “I do chaos,” she said honestly.

  The woman laughed like it was a joke. “You’re hilarious,” she said. “Come with me. You have to meet people.”

  Juno glanced at Regis with panic in her eyes. Regis’s expression stayed calm. His gaze said, you will handle this, because the universe is cruel.

  Juno’s mouth opened. She closed it. Then she smiled brightly and stepped forward, because she was nothing if not committed to surviving her own bad luck.

  Five minutes later, she was in the center of a donor circle telling a story about stopping a sewer villain with a pipe, but she told it like a stand-up routine and somehow made herself the punchline without humiliating the victims. The donors laughed. Cameras caught it. People leaned in. Someone offered her a drink. Someone asked for a selfie. Someone said, “You’re so refreshing,” like she was a new flavor of soda.

  Juno’s eyes widened in horror as she realized she was, against her will, becoming the life of the party.

  “I hate this,” she whispered when she passed Regis, voice tight.

  Regis’s smile didn’t shift. “Continue,” he murmured.

  “I’m going to sue you,” she whispered back.

  “Get in line,” he replied.

  Seraphine drifted close enough to hear Juno performing in the donor circle, then glanced at Regis with quiet disbelief. “Is that… working?” she murmured.

  Regis’s voice was clipped. “It is,” he said, and the irritation in his tone sounded dangerously like approval.

  Caleb moved toward the bar to get water, because he’d learned alcohol plus crowd plus tension equaled regret. A man beside him leaned in, voice low. “You’re with the broke branch,” the man murmured, like it tasted funny.

  Caleb’s shoulders squared. “We’re improving,” he said, sincere.

  The man snorted. “At Silt’s party?” he asked. “That’s brave.”

  Caleb smiled politely. “I’m just here so nobody gets hurt,” he said.

  The man’s gaze slid to Caleb’s hands. “That’s cute,” he said. “Hope doesn’t stop knives.”

  Caleb’s smile faded slightly. “It can,” he replied, voice steady, and then he walked away before he could say something earnest enough to get himself stabbed.

  In the private hallway near the back, Nia slipped past two staff members carrying trays, then ducked into a side office that smelled like cigar smoke and expensive paper. A coded ledger sat on a desk, half-hidden beneath a folder labeled Donor Commitments. Names ran down the page in clean columns. Amounts. Dates. Notes written in shorthand that made the whole thing look harmless if you didn’t know how to read it. Nia’s eyes narrowed, pulse steady.

  She took it.

  Not the original. She wasn’t stupid. She photographed every page with a small device hidden in her palm, then returned the ledger exactly where it was, lined up with the folder edges like she’d never touched it. The code would be a problem later. The proof was still proof.

  As she turned to leave, a sound shifted in the hallway outside, subtle but wrong. A footstep pattern changed. The air tightened.

  Assassination didn’t smell like blood. It smelled like quiet intent.

  Nia slipped into the shadow near the doorframe and watched through a crack. Two men in staff attire moved down the hallway carrying a tray. Their posture was too rigid. Their shoulders were set. Their eyes weren’t on where they were going, but on where someone would be.

  One of them had a small weapon hidden beneath the tray cloth, the outline barely visible. The other’s fingers brushed an earpiece. Their target was ahead, near the main room entrance.

  Silt.

  Nia’s breath stayed even. “Of course,” she whispered under her breath.

  This wasn’t Silt’s plan. Silt didn’t want to die in his own birthday photos. This was a spark meant to turn the room into chaos, to make Branch Zero fail under cameras, to make them look incompetent or violent. Assassination at a charity event would fracture the city’s narrative in a way that could be exploited. It would feed quotas. It would feed panic.

  It would feed someone with infrastructure access.

  Nia slipped out, moving fast and silent, not running. Running drew eyes. She cut through a service corridor, then emerged near the edge of the main floor just as Silt moved toward the stage for a speech, glass in hand, smile smug.

  Seraphine was near the victims corner, still watching the faces of people who looked too small in a room too bright. Mara was near the outer edge, scanning. Caleb was near the bar, water in hand, eyes lifting as if his instincts had finally learned to scream.

  Juno was mid-story in the donor circle, hands moving, laughter rising.

  Regis saw Nia’s face for half a second. He didn’t need words. Her expression was tight. Her eyes angled toward the hallway. That was enough.

  Regis shifted slightly, a micro move, and Mara’s gaze snapped to him. He nodded once, small, toward the hallway. Mara moved without looking like she moved, drifting through the crowd with the calm inevitability of gravity.

  Caleb’s eyes widened as he spotted the two “staff” men with the tray approaching Silt. His breath caught. His body moved anyway. He stepped into their path, smile polite, voice sincere.

  “Excuse me,” Caleb said. “Can I help you?”

  The first man stiffened. “Move,” he hissed under his breath.

  Caleb didn’t move. “This hallway’s crowded,” he said, voice still gentle. “Maybe go around?”

  The man’s eyes flashed. His hand shifted under the tray cloth.

  Caleb’s heart hammered. He didn’t freeze. He stepped closer, hands open, still talking like a person could be reasoned with, because that was his power, even when it wasn’t enough. “Hey,” he said. “You don’t want to do this. Not here.”

  The man’s jaw tightened. “You don’t know what I want,” he whispered.

  “I know you don’t want to die,” Caleb replied, and it came out sincere, which was absurd, because Caleb was offering mercy to someone about to commit murder at a crime lord’s birthday party. Somehow that was the most Caleb thing in the world.

  The second man moved to flank Caleb, tray angled, weapon hand ready. Mara appeared behind him like she’d been summoned by the concept of consequences. Her hand touched his shoulder.

  “Stop,” Mara said, blunt.

  The man jolted, turned, and his eyes widened when he saw her face. She didn’t look angry. She looked calm. Calm was worse.

  He tried to shove past her. Mara’s hand tightened. His shoulder dipped. His balance vanished. He went down without a sound, his tray clattering as the hidden weapon slid across the floor beneath the tablecloth.

  The first man lunged toward Caleb, trying to shove him aside, and Caleb braced, then grabbed his wrist. Caleb wasn’t Mara. He didn’t move like inevitability. He moved like stubborn goodness, and the grip was surprisingly strong. He twisted just enough to control, not enough to break, because Seraphine’s rules had sunk into his bones.

  “Don’t,” Caleb whispered, breath shaking. “Please.”

  The man snarled. “You’re not even supposed to be here,” he hissed, eyes wild.

  Caleb’s eyes narrowed. “Neither are you,” he said, voice steady now.

  Regis stepped into place between them and the crowd, posture polite, smile faint. He blocked the line of sight from the donor circle and the cameras with the casual ease of a man who understood angles and narratives. His voice was clipped but smooth. “Apologies,” he said loudly, cheerful enough for nearby ears. “Small spill. Staff issue. Nothing to see.”

  Juno’s laughter faltered mid-story as she caught the vibe shift, then she leaned into it like a performer. “Honestly,” she announced to her donor circle, “it wouldn’t be a charity gala without someone trying to stab a table.”

  The donors laughed nervously. Someone clapped. The narrative stayed light.

  Seraphine moved toward the edge of the crowd, light constructs forming quietly, not flashy, just enough to block the view of the victims corner and guide a few curious onlookers away from the commotion. “Please,” she said calmly, “give them space.”

  Silt turned at the sound of the tray clatter, eyes narrowing. His security team shifted. His smile vanished for half a second, revealing something sharp beneath.

  Regis’s gaze met Silt’s across the room. The crime lord’s eyes flicked to the subdued men, then back to Regis. Recognition flared, not of identity, but of competence. Silt’s expression shifted into a smile again, but now it was colder.

  “You brought entertainment,” Silt said softly, voice smooth.

  Regis’s voice stayed clipped. “Your party is popular,” he replied. “It attracts attention.”

  Silt’s smile tightened. “Someone tried to kill me,” he murmured.

  Regis’s tone was polite. “And they failed,” he said.

  Silt’s gaze sharpened. “Because of you,” he said.

  Regis didn’t deny it. “Because of the branch,” he corrected.

  Silt’s eyes flicked toward Seraphine’s calm light constructs, Mara’s silent control, Caleb’s trembling determination, Nia’s shadowed presence. Then he smiled wider, and it was not a friendly thing. “You’re learning,” he said.

  Regis’s smile didn’t reach his eyes. “We improve,” he replied.

  Behind them, Nia’s fingers brushed her pocket where the coded ledger data sat, safe for now. Her eyes met Regis’s for a fraction of a second. She nodded once, small. Evidence acquired.

  The assassins were quietly removed through a side corridor by Mara and Caleb, with Seraphine guiding staff away and Regis keeping cameras from getting their hero shot. No arrests on camera. No spectacle. No panic. Just a clean removal of violence before it could become a story that ate the city.

  When the room settled, Silt stepped onto the stage and lifted his glass, smile back in place, voice warm for microphones. “Friends,” he said. “Thank you for celebrating with me. Thank you for investing in Graybridge’s future.”

  Juno whispered to Regis, “He’s going to say something disgusting.”

  Regis murmured back, “That is his brand.”

  Silt continued, smiling. “Tonight proves something,” he said, eyes scanning the crowd. “We can come together. We can build. We can thrive.” His gaze landed briefly on Branch Zero, and his smile sharpened. “Even in a city that loves to tear things down.”

  Polite applause followed, because the donors wanted to feel like they were on the right side of something.

  As the clapping faded, Silt lowered his glass and leaned toward the edge of the stage, voice dropping just enough. His words were still audible to those close, still clean enough for cameras, but the threat slid underneath like a knife under a napkin.

  “I appreciate you showing up,” he said, smiling. “It took courage. Or stupidity. Those two are cousins.”

  Regis’s voice was clipped and polite. “Happy birthday,” he replied.

  Silt’s eyes gleamed. “You embarrassed me quietly,” he said, and the way he said quietly made it sound like a promise of future violence. “I respect the craft.”

  Seraphine’s posture stayed steady, but her eyes hardened. “If you’re done performing,” she said calmly, “we’ll be leaving.”

  Silt’s smile didn’t falter. “Oh, you can leave,” he said. “But you can’t leave the neighborhood. You can’t leave the pressure. You can’t leave the fact that people now look at you and expect miracles.”

  Regis’s gaze narrowed, mind cold. He felt it again, faint, like fingerprints on a glass. The assassination attempt had been too precise. Too timed. Too perfect to turn into a citywide panic if it succeeded. Someone wanted chaos at Silt’s party. Someone wanted Branch Zero framed under cameras. Someone wanted an event that would force escalation.

  Halcyon’s style, without his face.

  Still no proof.

  Nia’s voice was quiet. “That wasn’t Silt,” she murmured, just for Regis.

  Regis didn’t answer aloud. His jaw tightened once.

  Silt leaned in slightly closer, smile still in place, voice soft enough to be personal. “You saved me,” he said. “That’s going to annoy me for a long time.”

  Juno whispered, “He’s going to send us a thank-you card made of threats.”

  Silt’s gaze flicked to Juno. “You,” he said, amused. “You’re delightful.”

  Juno’s eyes widened in horror. “No,” she whispered.

  Silt chuckled. “You’ll learn,” he murmured, then his expression turned just a shade colder as he looked at Regis. “I’m going to make you bleed,” he said, still smiling. “Quietly. Slowly. The kind of bleed that doesn’t look like a fight. The kind that looks like failure.”

  Regis’s voice stayed clipped, polite, and empty of warmth. “Good luck,” he said.

  Silt’s smile widened. “Luck?” he echoed. “In this city?” He shook his head slightly. “No. This is math.”

  Regis held his gaze. “I am very good at math,” he replied.

  Silt laughed softly, then turned back to his donors, his cameras, his banner of virtue. The threat had been delivered, neatly wrapped, no messy scene. That was how he liked it.

  Branch Zero left the venue under the watch of the city, walking past cameras and polite smiles, stepping back into the damp night where neon reflected in puddles and the air tasted like exhaust and inevitability. The van waited at the curb like a loyal dog with low self-esteem.

  Juno exhaled the second the door shut behind them. “I hate parties,” she announced. “I hate donors. I hate crime lords with banners. And I especially hate that I was charming for money.”

  Caleb rubbed his hands together, voice quiet. “You did good,” he said sincerely.

  Juno stared at him. “Don’t validate me,” she said. “It makes it worse.”

  Mara’s voice was blunt. “Assassins,” she said.

  Seraphine nodded, steady. “And we stopped it,” she replied. “Without collateral.”

  Nia pulled her phone out, eyes calm. “Ledger,” she murmured. “It’s coded. But it’s real.”

  Regis stared out the window as the van rolled away, city lights streaking past like smeared warnings. His voice was clipped. “Someone wanted chaos,” he said.

  Seraphine’s jaw tightened. “And Silt wants us to fail,” she replied.

  Regis’s gaze stayed cold. “Silt is obvious,” he said. “The other hand is not.”

  StarBuddy chimed triumphantly. [SIDE QUEST COMPLETE! REWARD: MORALE BOOST!]

  Regis didn’t look up. “If you ever give me a badge for attending a birthday party,” he muttered, “I will become ungovernable.”

  Juno grinned. “Too late,” she said.

  The van’s engine hummed, carrying them back toward the guild hall that no longer smelled like failure. Somewhere behind them, Baron Silt toasted to legitimacy with a smile that hid teeth. Somewhere above them, quotas tightened like a noose. Somewhere in the city’s hidden infrastructure, a second hand kept moving pieces.

  And Branch Zero, upgraded and watched, rolled into the night with a coded ledger, a quiet threat, and the uncomfortable truth that they’d just saved the wrong man for the right reason.

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