Early the next morning, Mud moved through the small, public cooking
area with quiet authority. He pounded and rolled the seasoned dough;
his movements were a rhythmic, practiced dance that kept the noise of
his usual anxiety silent.
As he worked, his
mind drifted back to the gray, pulsating mass in the alley.
Feed it what it
despises?
He formed the
seasoned dough into perfect rounds and lined them up in precise,
masterful rows on his tray, the riddle of the bestiary still banging
around inside his skull. The slimes were the ultimate scavengers,
living garbage disposals that thrived on the rot of society. What
could a creature like that possibly find offensive? Another Slime?
Sunlight? A cross and an exorcism?
He pulled on his
thick, heat-resistant gloves and slid the tray into the maw of the
stone oven. He adjusted the temperature with a quick, intuitive twist
of the flue. Now there was nothing left to do but wait for the
biscuits to bake, and ponder his current riddle.
Nothing. He was
drawing a complete blank.
Mud pulled the
biscuits from the oven, the golden-brown crusts steaming in the cool
morning air. He methodically transferred them into their delivery
boxes, then carried the greasy, flour coated trays to the washbasin.
He reached for the small, burlap bag of concentrated soap flakes he
used to clean his equipment.
His hand froze, his
thoughts aflame.
Soap.
A slime was a
creature born of sludge, rot and organic filth. What would a living
stain despise more than the very substance designed to destroy grime?
It was the perfect elemental antithesis.
“That’s it,”
he whispered, running a flour coated hand through his dark hair.
“It’s not food at all. It’s a cleanser.”
Mud tore through
the rest of his morning routine. He hustled to the local eatery to
drop off the delivery, barely even pausing to register the owner’s
praise. She even tossed a few extra coins his way, apparently his
cheese biscuits were a huge hit, but for once, the gold wasn’t his
primary motivator.
Sweaty and huffing,
Mud ignored the protest of his aching calves and hauled himself
toward the western edge of the city.
This had to work.
The western
district was a decaying mirror of the east side where Mud had spent
his first week. This felt far less like the quaint fantasy village,
he had gotten used to, and more like a neglected urban gutter.
He’d briefly
considered summoning Ricky to help scout, but he dismissed the
thought immediately. The memory of the rat’s frantic squeals from
the night before were still fresh. He didn’t want to further
traumatize his buddy.
As it turned out,
he didn’t need the help. In this part of town, the slimes were
maybe less rare than the people that lived there.
He turned into an
alleyway that made his usual hunting grounds look like a palace. Two
slimes were there, their translucent, gray bodies undulating slowly
over the grime-encrusted cobblestones. It was a strange sight; they
left a trail of unnaturally clean stone in their wake, stripping away
most of the filth as they fed.
Mud took a deep
breath, his nerves tingling, as he tightened his grip on his only
weapon. A sloshing, wooden bucket of soap-water.
He crept toward the
nearest fiend, his breath shallow. He tried to keep his feet silent
on the slick stones and his shaking hands steady, though his effort
was ultimately wasted. The slimes didn’t even twitch. To them he
wasn’t food, just another piece of the terrain.
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He reached the
first creature and hoisted the bucket. Nervous, shaky hands, tipped a
quarter of the soapy brine over the gray mass.
The reaction was
instantaneous and violent.
The slime erupted
into a column of foul-smelling steam. A high-pitched squeal pierced
the air as the soap-water began to eat through its membrane. The
sound of frantic bubbling mixed with the stench of boiling rot, hit
Mud like a physical blow. Within a few seconds the blob simply…
liquefied. It melted into a puddle of suds, leaving behind a soggy
pile of half-digested trash.
[Slime Defeated]
Mud
waited, staring at the empty air where a notification should have
been. No ‘summon unlocked’ message appeared, Ricky remained his
only option.
“Well,”
He sighed, wiping his arm across his sweaty forehead. “It
definitely despised that.”
At
this rate, he could probably spend the afternoon scrubbing the west
side of town and gain a level or two. But at the moment he had a
purpose. He pulled up the Bestiary entry again, focusing on the
specific wording.
Feed
it what it despises.
“Feed,”
he muttered grimly.
A
reckless, nauseating idea began to take shape. He knelt beside the
bucket and dipped his entire right arm into the concentrated soap
water, coating his skin in a thick, slippery film of lye and bubbles.
This
is really going to suck, he thought, his stomach doing a slow,
heavy roll. He looked at the second slime, which was still mindlessly
pulsing toward a strip of rotted leather. “But I guess its going to
be worse for you than it is for me. Sorry, bud.”
Taking
a deep breath, and offering his right hand a silent, terrified
goodbye, Mud lunged, shoving his entire forearm directly to the
center of the slime’s shivering mass.
The
reaction was instantaneous. The slime boiled and convulsed, it’s
body trying to recoil from the chemical invader. The soap-coated skin
of his arm carved a hollow funnel straight through its translucent
gut.
Mud
gritted his teeth, pushing deeper until his fingers brushed against
something hard, marble-like, the beasts core. The slime gave one
final, distorted squeal, its entire form shivering before it erupted
into a blinding flash.
[Summon
Unlocked: Slime LV. 1]
Mud
let out a long, shuddering breath of relief. He’d done it. He had
officially graduated from ‘guy with a rat’ to a summoner with
actual options.
With trembling fingers, he pulled up his summons page to inspect the
new addition to his roster.
As expected, the Slime’s raw stats were pretty dismal. It was
maybe even less of a combatant than Ricky, far slower, but a bit more
bulky. However, as he scrolled down to it’s skills, his eyes
widened.
[Elemental
Sponge] This monster can
temporarily inherit the elemental properties of an item it consumes.
The item itself will be destroyed.
[Sticky
Body] The monster can
liquefy into a viscous puddle to slow or even root enemies in place.
[Disgusting
Backpack] The monster’s
internal cavity can be used to store and transport inanimate objects.
Wow,
a mobile pantry, except I don’t know if I would want to eat
anything that had been ‘stored’ in your body,
he thought.
He tapped the monster’s portrait and aimed the summoning reticle
at the damp cobblestones. With a soft, wet splat, the creature
materialized. It looked largely the same, though thanks to the soapy
enema, its gelatinous body was noticeably clearer, almost sparkling
in the sunlight.
Mud looked down at the shimmering, nasty blob. “I’m gonna call
you Sludge.”
The system prompt once again flickered to life, asking to confirm
the name change. Mud hit accept with a sense of pride he hadn’t
felt much since arriving in this world. He was now starting to do a
little more than surviving. He was making real progress and building
a team.
Looking
to the sky Mud realized it wasn’t far off from Noon, and he had
promised Layhla not to be late. Turning he quickly left the grimy
alleyway behind and made his toward the city’s front gates.
***
Mud
trudged through the final stretch toward the massive stone archway of
the North Gate. His lungs burned and his legs were screaming in open
revolt. He wasn’t built for this…
this ‘walking’ thing. As
he wiped a thick layer of grime and sweat from his forehead, morbid
thoughts took root in his head; maybe Horizon city wasn’t so bad.
He could buy a small cottage or apartment, spend his days baking
biscuits, maybe even find a nice digital wife. A quiet peaceful life
that sounded better than whatever lay beyond those cursed walls.
“About time. I very nearly left without you.”
Layhla’s irritated shout cut through the peaceful courtyard. She
was leaning against a stone pillar, her gear looked freshly polished
and her posture was utterly perfect. She was looking him up and down,
her face an odd mix of pity and disbelief. “You look like hell. Did
you run here?”
“No,” Mud wheezed, hunching over with his hands on his knees as
he fought to regain his breath. “More of a… brisk walk. Had an
errand to run.”
Layhla didn’t look convinced. Her eyes drifted to the ground
beside him, and her shoulders visibly drooped. Her gaze narrowed into
a judgmental stare. “You didn’t…”
“Meet
Sludge,” Mud said, ignoring his burning lungs to offer a proud,
sweeping gesture toward the pulsing slime
at his heels. “My new summon.”
“That
summon isn’t worth the mana you wasted on it,” Layhla grunted.
She didn’t even bother to look sludge in the eye, if it even had
eyes. “I don’t know if it’s any better than your rat. What’s
it going to do against the Island Boss? Clean his toes?”
“Not every summon has to be for killing things,” Mud said, his
voice shrinking but he felt the need to defend the little blob.
“Sludge is… he’s a support-style monster.”
Layhla sighed and rubbed her temples, as if trying to massage away
an incoming headache. “It doesn’t matter. Regardless of what
‘monster’ you use, your biggest weakness is yourself. That’s
what you need to focus on first.”
She stepped into his personal space, her movements curt and
efficient. She jabbed a finger into the center of his chest. “If
every monster on this island suddenly disappeared tomorrow, you would
still die just trying to walk to the next region.”
Mud flinched at the contact. His eyes darkened, and that familiar,
heavy shroud of self-loathing came knocking, threatening to eat him
whole.
“You’re right,” he muttered, looking at his boots. “I suck.
I get it.”
“Stop feeling sorry for yourself. It’s pathetic, and it’s even
more useless than your glob.” She poked him again, harder this
time, forcing him to take a half-step back. “Now are you coming
with me or not?”
Mud didn’t trust his voice enough to answer and simply nodded.
With a sharp gesture from Layhla, the heavy iron-bound gates of
Horizon City began to groan. Slowly, the massive timbers parted,
revealing a sun-drenched, boar infested field that Mud knew all to
well.
It was time to get to work, the real grind had truly begun.

