(yami is talking to the awake man on the table open chest cavity)

  so then i said: "don't threatan me with a good time hun.", he then shot a fireball at me, which i caught and used to boil a kettle of water, of which i used to scald the dude's head whern he ran at me, and as he's on the hgrlound in pain, he shouts: "AAAAAH, MY DICK, YOU JUST SPLASHED HOT WATER ON MY DIIIICK! "

  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH

  ...........

  .....what?...you didn't find it funny?

  .........you took my intestines, both kidneys, and my anus, i hate you, piss off.

  ...well,....i wasn't expecting that kind of spanish inquisition from you.

  (three men burst into the door) NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

  [yami] WHO ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY CAVE; LEAVE OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH-YOUR-OWN-SEVERED-PENUSES!.....

  [tink in the other room] whats going on in there?!

  [yami]abuncha weirdo asshats just burst in when i was entertaining comany.

  [the man] please help me.

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  no.

  [some dude]I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS; I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

  [yami]THATS becouse i amputated your arms.

  .[some dude]..oh.

  [yami]....you want them back?

  ..yes please.

  ..well, let me hand you them..(the fall on the floor)..oh....no...arms,...hands,..but no arms.(think of a penguin)

  Spoiler: explined last part

  .....thats the thing..hands atached to torso, without arms.

  knock-knock

  who-who's there.

  a canible, im here for dinner

  ....your friends already had lunch, so i can't open the door.

  Spoiler: explained

  HE HAS NO LIMBS!

  ...still sore i let my assistants play 4way, tug-of-war with you, eih?

  who wouldn't be, it was this noon.

  why is there a room with just two angry men yelling at each other in a phoren languige?

  im trying sothing new.

  THEY HAD NO MOUTHS!..HOW WERE THEY YELLING?!

  ...like i said, trying somthing new.

  Spoiler: Spoiler

  ......im waiting for you to get it.....................................................................................ever heard the term"talking out of your ass"?