Adrian walked through the doorway, everything before him a blinding white. Passing beyond, he found himself in a white space without end. Everything before him was bare, except for a comfortable-looking chair, placed on a dais in the middle of the room.
"Welcome adventurer, to Grand Age Online. Please be seated to begin your character creation." Sang a pleasant female voice.
Arian tilted his head slightly, eyes squinting, full of suspicion, at the chair. He took another quick glance around, seeing nothing, and after seeing nothing headed towards the chair.
"Damn geezer isn't here... What is he up to I wonder? Maybe he's having some fun... I wish I had some proper tools around here, using my teeth really is rather slow... Maybe I should have them filed into points? That might work... I think I will if I am allowed..."
Adrian did not even pause as he closed in on the chair. Instead, he casually threw himself down on it, lounging, waving his feet in the air, watching his toes wiggling with a grin.
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"Subject: Adrian.
Age: 5 001 0120 years old. (By experience)"
"Welcome, Mr. Adrian. We will now conduct a deep dive into your history, personality, psychological status, previous medical history, knowledge to deduce what kind of character parameters you will be allowed during your initial creation. Please remain seated while this procedure is initiated."
The pleasant female voice was calm and direct. Adrian however, had long ago lost interest. Instead, he was watching his bare feet, trying his best to reach down and clean away the dirt stuck underneath his toenails.
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After a long while, the voice finally returned.
"Initial analysis completed. 236 breaches in health and safety protocols within-subject detected. Test subjected deemed unfit for character creation at this time. Recommending drastic psychotherapeutic measures, the subject is a danger for other players and himself. Proceed with character creation? Yes/No?"
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"I hope I won't regret this boy! Yes!"
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"Confirmed. Conducting automatic character creation based on subjects initial analysis..."
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"Initial character creation completed.
Character name: Adrian.
Inborn title: A victim of reality.
Additional titles:
The reborn
The hateful one
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King of bitterness
The one who met god
The patient one
The all-knowing one
Lord of wisdom
Master of all Theoretical arts
God-friend
The one who cursed god
The one who hates god
The one who swore vengeance on god
The squashed one
The eaten one
The reconstructed one
The screaming one
The tortured one
The pain resilient one
The dismembered one
The begging one
The flayed one
The foul-mouthed one
The raped one
The suicidal one
The one who suffered
The slightly mad one
The boiled one
The pain resistant one
The laughing one
The crucified one
The gang-raped one
The mad one
The fleshy gourmet
The seducer of greater demons
The unfortunate lover
The stabbed one
The crushed one
The pain-loving one
The disembodied one
The soul tormented one
The one who feels no pain
The flesh eater
The blood drinker
The Lord Of Madness
Demon rider
Husband
The masochistic husband
Him who is a nasty brother-in-law
The blood sommelier
Boss of demons
The father of demons
The torture expert
The grandmaster of chess
The winner of the grand bet
The grandfather of demons
The eater of demons
The Lord Of Mayhem
The sharp-tongued one
The strongest soul
The great, great grandfather of demons
The one who did not need saving
The ungrateful one
The distracted one"
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"Oh boy... I knew he was far gone and went through some tough times, but isn't this a bit excessive? And what is with those "The one who hates God"!? Maybe resetting him would be the right thing to do after all? No... I would be a poor friend if I went and offed my companion just because he suffers from some slight trauma... Sigh, continue with character creation."
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"Affirmative. Deducing passives based titles, personality, and psychological state... Error! Passives can not be deduced. Subjects mind is too unstable to deduce the correct amount of passives. Proceed to race and class creation?"
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"I should have seen that coming... Yes, proceed..."
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"Affirmative. Character: Adrian. The subject has several unique races and legendary classes to chose from. Do you wish to commence with racial selection or automatic racial selection based on previous calculations?"
There wasn't, and wouldn't be any reply. Adrian was softly snoring in the chair. Totally unaware and uncaring of his future fate.
"Commencing automatic racial selection based on previous calculations...
The unique race selected: Progenetorial Blood Race (humanoid).
Do you wish to alter the character's physical aspects or to proceed with the class selection?"
"... snore..."
"Confirmed. Commencing class selection. Do you wish to select a class or proceed with class selection based on previous calculations?"
"...snore..."
"Confirmed. Commencing automatic class selection based on previous calculations...
The legendary class selected: Sage. Do you wish to personally alter your class abilities or for automatically generated abilities based on previous calculations?"
"... snore..."
"Confirmed. Commencing automatic generation of class abilities based on previous calculations...
Character creation complete:
Character name: Adrian
Automatically generated title: The mad
Race: Progenetorial Blood Race (humanoid)
Class: Sage (Legendary)
Passives: Unknown
Abilities: Unknown
Proceed to enter the world?"
"...snore..."
"Affirmative. Welcome to Grand Age Online."
